Next Previous

Cronic sleepyness

added by AgentJazzy00

Source: Stop Bugging Me(Eppi)

Well that will explain the cronic sleepiness. XD

screencap

penguins

of

madagascar

Marika_1996 and yokaisummoner like this

urumica hehe, I...I already posted this pic and I called it "cronic sleepiness lol" XD we share minds!! look: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/penguins-of-madagascar/images/17688157/title/chronic-sleepiness-lol-photo but, THIS SCENE IS AWESOME!

AgentJazzy00 Sorry I didn't see it.And yeah THAT SCENE IS AWESOME!!!!!!

urumica ^no problem!!! :D

AgentJazzy00 ^OK!

Lt_Kowalski GOOD GOLLY WALLY!

VampirezLuvluv Skipper control your brother! He's killing your best friend!!!! Doesn't that bother you?

iLikeKowalski Kowalski and Private look really funny! Rico looks like he's sneezing.

AgentJazzy00 ^ Rico is sleeping...

Kowalski355 whoa what happened to Kowalskis arm er... flipper? Its like an O. lol >:] lol :[ < vampire

1

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 4

posted by queenpalm

I sighed and did a facepalm. My least favori subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought toi were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked.
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, ou flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As toi all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried.
Michelle blushed....

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" par Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the musique video for "second chance"

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting étoile, star trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to balançoire, swing by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

11

manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Marlene and Julien (from Raiponce in the Web)

posted by peacebaby7

Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope toi enjoy it. :)
----------------------------------------------------------

Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy toi really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...

2

manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 2nd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with homard minion throwing poisson in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

3

manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

posted by peacebaby7

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered par the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered par the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did toi hear that pack of lies!...

2

I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 2: KOWALSKI, (a.k.a. The "Options Guy")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poésie and plus like responses, but what do toi expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side commentaires that will be provided par The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the manchot, pingouin Team...

2

Unexpected l’amour

posted by Jhoman12

It Was A Perfect Sunny jour And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He a dit I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene a dit "Uh Ok Come On In" She a dit At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected l’amour Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene a dit To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice a dit "yes I Do" She a dit *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I l’amour You" Marlene a dit "I l’amour toi Too" Maurice a dit Then They Kiss Again
The End

2

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fan fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see toi fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

5

What's in your heart(part 1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Marlene: salut guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings toi here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad toi remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...

8

How disappointing...

added by 27Kowalski

Source: "Antics on Ice"

2

Is that a party hat, young Private?

added by Private1sCut3

Source: Showdown on Fairway 18

5

The Happy, The Surprised, And The I Don't Care X3

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Night and Dazed

6

Afro Swag

added by CedarPointPOM

Source: Madagascar 3, me

7

I see what u did there, Skipper

added by skipperahmad

6

Penguins of Madagascar poem! :D

posted by ImAnEasel

I l’amour The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only questions I ever ask are:
Why don't plus people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? ou the 5th of May?
This montrer is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The plus I watch this show, the plus I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope toi all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.

1

Tip Jar Battle

added by SJF_Penguin2

Source: Twitter: @JoesPizzaKC

2

Operation: Challenge- Prompt 2: l’amour 01.19.15

posted by peacebaby7

Love 01.19.15

There is a price to pay when it comes to “love.”

If anyone knows that, it’s me. No one truly knows how hard my job is. They think I make it look so easy. That’s because I have to bury my emotions to make the hard decisions. I have to feel nothing. I can’t cry, I can’t feel pain, and I most definitely can not let my anger alter my judgement.

Today, I Lost two good soldiers. Manfredi and Johnson, my brothers in arms. And I hold myself accountable.

What many people don’t realize is that war is a duty. The only real choice is whether toi accept it, and what toi fight for....

The Great Migration (9. requin Attack)

posted by Aquade

They all gasped as their minds finally grasped who the creature in front of their sub was. Leroy thought his cœur, coeur was going to explode as he stared into the eyes of the shark. He was finding it increasingly hard to breathe, and the interior seemed to be growing smaller par the minute. "Dexter," he breathed out.

Private shot a worried glance at the turtle. "Leroy? Are toi all right?"

Despite his best efforts, memories were being pushed to the front of his mind. Unwillingly, Leroy was reliving the terror he felt when Dexter had managed to kidnap him some years ago. Outside the sub, Dexter laughed...

4

They look Funny.

added by Dr6112002

Source: The Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2

6

It looks like they are doing a Valley.

added by Dr6112002

Source: Penguins of Madagascar Trailer 2