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posted by Mother-of-PoM
All right boys, stand par for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if toi say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No plus Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

toi didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN toi READ?

problemo solved!

This is toi captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i a dit Kiss IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to Kiss toi monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!

My whole life... is a lie!

As far as your concern. I am nobody.

I'm infected!

I've rotted away in gulags, work camps, penal colonies in every dirty flea-bitten corner of creation. But I promised myself that I would NEVER END UP IN HOBOKEN! AT LEAST NOT ALIVE! I WOULD PUCK OUT MY OWN EYEBALLS! I SWEAR TO YOU!!

McArthur's starched short pants! I can't believe how much time I've wasted with you!

I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force

Tell them all. Get them out of your system, Please.

Before toi do anything at all, say Commence Operation *fill in a code name for your task* Example; Commence Operation: Survive heck.

toi didn't see anything.

Shout Ringtail!! when your pet does something toi don't like
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Adrenaline, sweat and sardines. These tracks are fresh sir!

So the good news is the song is almost over.

Good Galileo... Galileiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

Can toi think of even of one time I have played a trick ou even TOLD a joke?

Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.

Everything I've learned is a LIE!!

Einstein's Undies!

Newton's Knickers!

I have cracked the l’amour Code...OH BABY!

AW, COME ON! ENOUGH ALREADY!!

Oh, that image will haunt me!

Okay, let's get stupid!

RESPECT THE SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! WHY HAVE toi FORSAKEN ME?!?

So wild, so free, yet I know I could tame her! (This can actually work if toi see someone eating something hot)

Technically speaking... maybe.

There's a scientific word for this...weird.

You've got to stop me!

I like cacahuètes and I like butter, but I do not like cacahuète, arachide butter. WEIRD...
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Oh dear!

What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" ou the "it"?!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous!
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Are toi kidding me!??

Yeah, yeah, yeah, toi go ahead.... Suckers

"I'm Red Squirrel!

(You have to say this in Rico voice ou it won't work)
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We're hiding. Be quiet, everyone. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh it's me again.

toi must tell me. Who the heck are you?

How long is this going to TAKE?!

Lies! All lies! This interview is over!

Baxter, toi are a traitor! Don't toi know who I am?!? (Say this when you're mad any non living object xD)

That was probably the most awesome thing I ever saw, that wasn't me.

That is not very interesting to me, because it is not about me. See how that works?
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I'm Gonna Bite The People!!!!
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Gonna eat my banana, hope no one TAKES IT!!

Say this when your parents try to make toi do something: Yeah. Have fun with that.

When toi see a l’amour ship: Awww. That's so sweet. I think.

When someone watches toi while you're writing: I'm scheming here!
posted by fun123fun
there are alot of diffrent pom fans here but wich one are you?

1:the paring fan

discription: likes paring people up in the montrer
NOTE: if its 2 guys like kico ou pripper its a frendship paring NOT l’amour LOVE!
sgins of fans:like parings and make cute nicknames epechily skilene

2:fangirls/boys
discriptoion: fangirls/boys are in l’amour in with the chariters and come in two modes
miled
CRAZY!
sings of fans: talks about how they l’amour him/her

3:pom/WWE fans

discription:there fans that like pom and wwe
signs of fans: post ou respond to questions like "wich one would win in a fight? jhon cena ou rico?"

4:pom/anime...
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"Dr. Blow-WHAT?" Neko probably thinking of a disturbing word asked.

"Dr. Blwhole" Athena corrected. She looked at her phone in despare. "What do toi think he did to it?"

"I don't know...Maybe we should take the battery out?" I tried picking the phone up. But it seemed heavier.

"Is their a new program on your phone?" Neko took it from me and turned it on. He looked into deep thinking, then looked up at me. "I'm really sorry Widget for blaming you. I should've heard your side of the story."

'Well if I did tell you, toi would've though I was mental!' I thought.

"S'ok. Things happen. It's just the phone-...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
Skipper yawned and stirred his coffee with his fish. Kowalski was preforming electrical tests on Rico, to see if an idea can really be zapped into someone's mind. Private was dusting in the corner. A typical jour at the zoo.

"SO WHAT?
I'M STILL A ROCK STAR
I'VE GOT MY ROCK MOVES,"
P!nk's voice shook the air from the radio. Skipper went from sleepy to ready. "ALL HANDS!!! INTRUDER ALERT!" He shouted. All penguins dropped what they were doing ,though Kowalski was a little reluctant to stop a science experiment.

The Penguins were ready for action as they stood in fighting form. Skipper narrowed his...
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I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that toi do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who toi are and the dreams that toi wish
i bet toi know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz toi know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest fan i'll follow toi until toi l’amour me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl toi know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that manchot, pingouin is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase toi down till toi l’amour me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring...
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posted by krazy4kowalski
And the winner is....

The Penguins of Madagascar!

I would like to thank everyone who made this contest possible, especially our two outstanding writers!

The judge reported that Operation: accueil Sweet accueil was entertaining and realistic. She a dit that she could almost believe that it was an actual episode. "The creativity is unbelievable!" The Judge was quoted as saying.

On the other hand, she thought that the Spongebob entry was too short, lacked imagination, and was monotonous.

This article will be posté on both sites.

Spongebobers, toi now have to post an article on your site about how much toi l’amour POM. toi have until suivant Saturday to do so.

Penguins of Madagascar fans, commence Operation: Celebrate!!
posted by ThatDamnLlama
Editer's Note: I'm not much of a writer, and this is my first article. Sorry if it's sloppy to you, and tell me if some parts don't make sense.


Skipper wandered aimlessly around his exibit. He'd rather be above and watch the zoo visitors come and go, instead of staying inside his lair and listen to Dash go on and on about the exciting adventures he had in Antarctica.

Kowalski is easily impressed and would listen in amazment as Dash dramatically rehashes his experience fighting off and defeating a leopard seal. Skipper knew better though, he also knew that Dash is a liar, Dash had lived in...
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posted by Cornflak
He had never felt this before. It had snuck up on him; appeared from some sort of dark and shrouded void that he had never acknowledged until now.

The worst part of it all was the simple fact that he could do nothing about it…

It happened not too long after the team had awoken from their night’s rest. As usual, Skipper alerted the three penguins of the time of day, immediately causing the sleeping aves to roll out from their sleeping slots in the wall. Both Kowalski and Rico hopped onto the cold floor, standing side-by-side with stiff posture. Skipper held his flippers behind his back and...
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posted by kowalskicrazy
Kowalski:I have done it!
skipper:done what?
kowalski holds a metal box with a casquette, cap and brings it over to the table, tableau to montrer skipper.
skipper:group meeting for kowalski's new invention!
private and Rico walk away from the T.V and over to the table.
private:sooo what is it?
kowalski:well this is my new dream machine.
skipper,private,and Rico look at each other and shrug in confusion.
Rico:Buttons!
skipper:what does it do?
kowalski:well it will bring the illousions in our mind,which toi call dreams,alive.
skipper:aces kowalski. this may be the best invention yet!
kowalski secretly blushing takes his invention...
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added by mouseandowl1
Source: Nick.com
posted by Black-Raine
(Taking place after the episode: 'Little Zoo Coupe.’ Definition of 'Cloaca': A common chamber and outlet into which the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts open.)

It had been a long jour after the loss of a race to the lemurs yesterday evening. Now freshening up their new tricked out car Rico sat at the wheel, a yellow dirtied rag gripped in his flipper to the dash board. He grumbled briefly out of regretful spite, pondering how he could have done better the other night.

The garage was poorly lit, scratched up grey concrete walls and what seemed to be starlight beaming ever so lightly down...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Private opened his eyes, everything was red around him. He gulped but slid forward. Ami was lying on the sidelines while Blue was passed out near Kiki.

"Kiki.."

The green eyed manchot, pingouin was staring down at Blue. "So toi came Private."

"So it is toi Kiki.." He raced vers l'avant, vers l’avant only to get smacked backwards. Private yelped at the action and staggered back. " .."

"You should have stayed back."

"Wh...Why are toi doing this?"

"You've seen the bodies haven't toi Private? What your 'brother' continues to do? I don't want anymore victims of his!"

Private glared, "You liar!" Kiki looked at him in surprise. "We...
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added by Colonelpenguin
Source: Me
added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
added by skipperahmad
Source: memecenter
added by PenguinStyle
added by PenguinStyle
Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took toi when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...
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