The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't toi think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire stories?"
R: "Scary! Scary!"
P: "Tell me when they're over."
Private covered his earholes with his pillow.
S: "Private, don't be a nancy cat!"
P: "Isn't camping in the ghostly woods frightening enough?"
K: "Private, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. You've got us. Besides there's nothing dangerous that lives in these woods."
R: "What about wolves?"
K:"That werewolf theory is one hundred percent a made up legend."
S: "Which I intend to tell."
Private gulped. Kowalski rolled his eyes at the thought of loups living in that very place.
P: "Like I said, tell me when it's over."
Private tried but no matter how hard he did he couldn't ignore the story. It was like something he needed to hear and just couldn't ignore.
S: "Uh, fine... toi don't have to listen, Private. Now it all started a long time ago. A man walked into these very woods with his three friends. The one guy wandered off from their camp but didn't come back, so the three went searching for him. They were astonished and fearful of what they saw. Do toi want to know what they saw?"
P: "Not really."
R: "What?! What?!"
S: "They saw a loup chewing on his bones! They sucessfully made it home, but the suivant night the youngest friend went out back in the woods to evenge his friend but two loups were there that time. He went back to tell the other friends, but they didn't believe him. So he managed killed the original wolf, but when he wasn't paying attention the other loup attacked him. Only his Bones were found. Now one hungry loup lurks through the woods looking for its suivant helpless victim to sink its teeth into! Alright, boys time for bed. Good night."
Rico started howling wildly. Which made Private jump. When they were all settled in their sleeping bags Private whispered to Kowalski.
P: "Kowalski, I know toi think it's a myth, but could that story Skipper told us be true?"
K: "Private, Skipper only told us that story to frighten us. If the loup really was factual what would it eat?"
Private gulped
P: "us,"
Kowalski groaned.
K: "Get some sleep, Private."
Just when Private was about to fall asleep. He heard an extremely close howl that made him scream. He quickly opened his eyes to see Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico bursting out laughter.
P: "What?! Kowalski, Rico, Skipper! toi scared me nearly to death!"
S: "You should have seen your face, soldier!"
P: "That's it! I'm going home!"
Private grabbed his oreiller and blanket and started walking off. Skipper called out to him.
S: "Come on, Private, it was just a silly joke!"
Private kept walking on. Little did he know he was being stalked par a blood-thirsty wolf. Something caught his attention, a low growl, which came out from the bushes.
P: "Skipper, is that you... Rico, this isn't funny. Kowalski?"
In a flash a loup leapt out of the buisson, bush to meet its prey. Private's cœur, coeur was in his throat. He raced toward the zoo.
P: "Skipper!"
Skipper and the team heard Private's plead for help.
S: "Private's in trouble let's déplacer out!"
The loup slowly crept toward the trembling penguin.
P: "P-p-please don't eat me!"
W: "Mmm,"
The loup licked his lips and stared at the little penguin. A desperate, familiar call cried out. It was Skipper.
S: "Hey, stupid mut! Why don't toi try to chase bigger prey! ou are to scared toi won't catch me!"
The loup growled angrily and began the chase. Kowalski stood in front of Rico and Private just in case Skipper's plan failed. A loud crashing scream came from Skipper. Private was about to scream but Kowalski stopped him. Silent tears dripped down their faces. The screams contuined until one concluding brutal wail in pain echoed through the soundless air. A proud howl came from the excited wolf. It ran off bizzarely. Private rushed up to his leader. Skipper laid motionless and lifelessly on the moist grass.
P: "Skipper! Skipper, come on we have to get out of here!"
R: "Skipper?"
K: "Men, Skipper has left us."
P: "No, he can't... but he.."
Private cried and snuggled into Kowalski's flippers.
K: "Ssshhh, it's okay. Skipper's okay now."
P: "My dad's d..dead!"
They mournfully wept their way to the zoo.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't toi think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire stories?"
R: "Scary! Scary!"
P: "Tell me when they're over."
Private covered his earholes with his pillow.
S: "Private, don't be a nancy cat!"
P: "Isn't camping in the ghostly woods frightening enough?"
K: "Private, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. You've got us. Besides there's nothing dangerous that lives in these woods."
R: "What about wolves?"
K:"That werewolf theory is one hundred percent a made up legend."
S: "Which I intend to tell."
Private gulped. Kowalski rolled his eyes at the thought of loups living in that very place.
P: "Like I said, tell me when it's over."
Private tried but no matter how hard he did he couldn't ignore the story. It was like something he needed to hear and just couldn't ignore.
S: "Uh, fine... toi don't have to listen, Private. Now it all started a long time ago. A man walked into these very woods with his three friends. The one guy wandered off from their camp but didn't come back, so the three went searching for him. They were astonished and fearful of what they saw. Do toi want to know what they saw?"
P: "Not really."
R: "What?! What?!"
S: "They saw a loup chewing on his bones! They sucessfully made it home, but the suivant night the youngest friend went out back in the woods to evenge his friend but two loups were there that time. He went back to tell the other friends, but they didn't believe him. So he managed killed the original wolf, but when he wasn't paying attention the other loup attacked him. Only his Bones were found. Now one hungry loup lurks through the woods looking for its suivant helpless victim to sink its teeth into! Alright, boys time for bed. Good night."
Rico started howling wildly. Which made Private jump. When they were all settled in their sleeping bags Private whispered to Kowalski.
P: "Kowalski, I know toi think it's a myth, but could that story Skipper told us be true?"
K: "Private, Skipper only told us that story to frighten us. If the loup really was factual what would it eat?"
Private gulped
P: "us,"
Kowalski groaned.
K: "Get some sleep, Private."
Just when Private was about to fall asleep. He heard an extremely close howl that made him scream. He quickly opened his eyes to see Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico bursting out laughter.
P: "What?! Kowalski, Rico, Skipper! toi scared me nearly to death!"
S: "You should have seen your face, soldier!"
P: "That's it! I'm going home!"
Private grabbed his oreiller and blanket and started walking off. Skipper called out to him.
S: "Come on, Private, it was just a silly joke!"
Private kept walking on. Little did he know he was being stalked par a blood-thirsty wolf. Something caught his attention, a low growl, which came out from the bushes.
P: "Skipper, is that you... Rico, this isn't funny. Kowalski?"
In a flash a loup leapt out of the buisson, bush to meet its prey. Private's cœur, coeur was in his throat. He raced toward the zoo.
P: "Skipper!"
Skipper and the team heard Private's plead for help.
S: "Private's in trouble let's déplacer out!"
The loup slowly crept toward the trembling penguin.
P: "P-p-please don't eat me!"
W: "Mmm,"
The loup licked his lips and stared at the little penguin. A desperate, familiar call cried out. It was Skipper.
S: "Hey, stupid mut! Why don't toi try to chase bigger prey! ou are to scared toi won't catch me!"
The loup growled angrily and began the chase. Kowalski stood in front of Rico and Private just in case Skipper's plan failed. A loud crashing scream came from Skipper. Private was about to scream but Kowalski stopped him. Silent tears dripped down their faces. The screams contuined until one concluding brutal wail in pain echoed through the soundless air. A proud howl came from the excited wolf. It ran off bizzarely. Private rushed up to his leader. Skipper laid motionless and lifelessly on the moist grass.
P: "Skipper! Skipper, come on we have to get out of here!"
R: "Skipper?"
K: "Men, Skipper has left us."
P: "No, he can't... but he.."
Private cried and snuggled into Kowalski's flippers.
K: "Ssshhh, it's okay. Skipper's okay now."
P: "My dad's d..dead!"
They mournfully wept their way to the zoo.
User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, ou thing?
User: What?
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User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes toi are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: salut that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are toi hitting yourself?
Cleverbot: Who is this.
User: I'm Fred.
Cleverbot: You're fred?
User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.
Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?
User: How do I know I'm not lying?
Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Person, place, ou thing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: So how would toi define yourself? Are toi yourself because of your actions, ou are your actions based on who toi are?
User: I'm a squirrel.
Cleverbot: Yes toi are a squirrel.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's funny?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Um good. I guess.
Cleverbot: You're hopeless...
User: salut that's what Granny tells me!
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: Why are toi hitting yourself?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. salut KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer par my side.. Want a round?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then déplacer back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't toi crawl into a #pantry and die already..
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. salut KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer par my side.. Want a round?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then déplacer back a bit because I have a lemon..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?
@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't toi crawl into a #pantry and die already..
(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a jour off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a jour off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark