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The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't toi think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire stories?"
R: "Scary! Scary!"
P: "Tell me when they're over."
Private covered his earholes with his pillow.
S: "Private, don't be a nancy cat!"
P: "Isn't camping in the ghostly woods frightening enough?"
K: "Private, there's absolutely nothing to worry about. You've got us. Besides there's nothing dangerous that lives in these woods."
R: "What about wolves?"
K:"That werewolf theory is one hundred percent a made up legend."
S: "Which I intend to tell."
Private gulped. Kowalski rolled his eyes at the thought of loups living in that very place.
P: "Like I said, tell me when it's over."
Private tried but no matter how hard he did he couldn't ignore the story. It was like something he needed to hear and just couldn't ignore.
S: "Uh, fine... toi don't have to listen, Private. Now it all started a long time ago. A man walked into these very woods with his three friends. The one guy wandered off from their camp but didn't come back, so the three went searching for him. They were astonished and fearful of what they saw. Do toi want to know what they saw?"
P: "Not really."
R: "What?! What?!"
S: "They saw a loup chewing on his bones! They sucessfully made it home, but the suivant night the youngest friend went out back in the woods to evenge his friend but two loups were there that time. He went back to tell the other friends, but they didn't believe him. So he managed killed the original wolf, but when he wasn't paying attention the other loup attacked him. Only his Bones were found. Now one hungry loup lurks through the woods looking for its suivant helpless victim to sink its teeth into! Alright, boys time for bed. Good night."
Rico started howling wildly. Which made Private jump. When they were all settled in their sleeping bags Private whispered to Kowalski.
P: "Kowalski, I know toi think it's a myth, but could that story Skipper told us be true?"
K: "Private, Skipper only told us that story to frighten us. If the loup really was factual what would it eat?"
Private gulped
P: "us,"
Kowalski groaned.
K: "Get some sleep, Private."
Just when Private was about to fall asleep. He heard an extremely close howl that made him scream. He quickly opened his eyes to see Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico bursting out laughter.
P: "What?! Kowalski, Rico, Skipper! toi scared me nearly to death!"
S: "You should have seen your face, soldier!"
P: "That's it! I'm going home!"
Private grabbed his oreiller and blanket and started walking off. Skipper called out to him.
S: "Come on, Private, it was just a silly joke!"
Private kept walking on. Little did he know he was being stalked par a blood-thirsty wolf. Something caught his attention, a low growl, which came out from the bushes.
P: "Skipper, is that you... Rico, this isn't funny. Kowalski?"
In a flash a loup leapt out of the buisson, bush to meet its prey. Private's cœur, coeur was in his throat. He raced toward the zoo.
P: "Skipper!"

Skipper and the team heard Private's plead for help.
S: "Private's in trouble let's déplacer out!"
The loup slowly crept toward the trembling penguin.
P: "P-p-please don't eat me!"
W: "Mmm,"
The loup licked his lips and stared at the little penguin. A desperate, familiar call cried out. It was Skipper.
S: "Hey, stupid mut! Why don't toi try to chase bigger prey! ou are to scared toi won't catch me!"
The loup growled angrily and began the chase. Kowalski stood in front of Rico and Private just in case Skipper's plan failed. A loud crashing scream came from Skipper. Private was about to scream but Kowalski stopped him. Silent tears dripped down their faces. The screams contuined until one concluding brutal wail in pain echoed through the soundless air. A proud howl came from the excited wolf. It ran off bizzarely. Private rushed up to his leader. Skipper laid motionless and lifelessly on the moist grass.
P: "Skipper! Skipper, come on we have to get out of here!"
R: "Skipper?"
K: "Men, Skipper has left us."
P: "No, he can't... but he.."
Private cried and snuggled into Kowalski's flippers.
K: "Ssshhh, it's okay. Skipper's okay now."
P: "My dad's d..dead!"
They mournfully wept their way to the zoo.
March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are toi hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those poisson look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of poisson that a homard left suivant to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those poisson Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico a dit sadly. “Then what are toi waiting for? All toi gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No toi just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are toi annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* toi just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for toi are not sentient. toi just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But toi just a dit that toi know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: toi lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, ou thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would toi define yourself? Are toi yourself because of your actions, ou are your actions based on who toi are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes toi are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: salut that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are toi hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! toi make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You a dit so at the meeting! toi didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do toi think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to toi talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic musique can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that musique playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are toi all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if toi can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired par peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the suivant scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, toi have to Kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: toi heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop s’embrasser each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. salut KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer par my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then déplacer back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't toi crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I a dit in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do toi realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, toi seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If toi have any other questions toi can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the précédant jour flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue a dit location. She looked at the clock on the mur suivant to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an heure early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of toi who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank toi Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell toi who tranquilized toi guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably sûr, sans danger distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Friends are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the suivant mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva toi can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his lit and walked into the suivant room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his suivant recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, toi should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski a dit lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper a dit "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene fan toi will l’amour her!) And i l’amour my music, so in parts of the article i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope toi like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...
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Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…




Flight And Sacrifices


Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...
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It was a rainy jour in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring jour ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a manchot, pingouin and shakes to dry her feathers* toi guys, don`t go outside ou toi will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, toi got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...
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(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a jour off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark