Les Pingouins de Madagascar Article: little Sister chapter 1

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posted by Kowalski355

Skipper: Kowalski? toi ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are toi ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, toi were experimenting on Ally and….. toi kinda blew Ally and yourself up and toi both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d toi even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and toi both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV and turns it on* Hey! Chuck Charles! With the news!

Ally: isn’t that what he always talks about? *sits suivant to Skipper, now interested in what Chuck Charles is saying*

Chuck: Well, it seems that the Central Park Zoo in New York City Is going to get a new penguin.

Bonnie ( the other news person) : And it’s a baby! How lucky are they?!

Chuck: Very…. Heh heh…. Now onto the weather with….

Skipper: WHAT?!?!

Ally: What, Skipper? Didn’t I tell toi my sister was going to come when shes born?

*Flashback*

Ally: hi! My names Ally. Whats your name?

Skipper: Hi, im Skipper.

Ally: And, BTW, my little sister is coming over whenever shes born, my mom and dad are moving and my Sister cant come with them. Is that okay with you?

Skipper: OOH! A new arrival! Interesting! Ill have to note that on my calendar!
*shows Skipper noting it on his calendar*

*Flashback ends*

Skipper: never heard of it……. *Turns TV off and hands Remote to Ally* im going to lit ......

Ally: -_- fine….

Kowalski: *sits par Ally* wanna see what’s on TV?

Ally: *Turns TV on* Sure, *Changes channel to Americas Funniest accueil Videos* nah..... *turns off TV*

CarlosPenaLove, Colonelpenguin and 2 others like this

carsfan XD! lol cool begining! cant wait for the rest! =D

Kowalski355 thanks! :D my first faaaaan!

Kowalski355 aah ok nevermind... im going to add the new chapter right now... .

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before toi read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, toi have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One plus note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so toi know I'm not adding the whole game....

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the dîner table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if toi lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's dîner plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

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manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! toi TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! toi must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! toi ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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manchot, pingouin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! toi know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a aléatoire object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, ou does that penguin...

Where are the Penguins? (spoof of Robot Chicken's "Where's Michael?")

posted by mostar1219

At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are toi sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: toi have to déplacer backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for maki, lémurien use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 plus pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

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The legend of the Crystal faucon *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"SKIPPER!" Private screamed, a crabe had clawed his bum, and wouldn't let go. He ran around frantically, Skipper extended his flipper *bam* Private hit Skippers flipper and fell flat on the hard black sea-stone. "Skipa!!" Rico screamed, his head had caught alight while trying to light a fire. "Ahh!!! Bob is angry!!" Kowalski screamed, his tuna poisson had caught alight. Skipper just stood and watched all three penguins running around frantically, he was on the verge of exploding with anger, he frowned so low toi could barley see his eyes. "Skipper!" He heard two voices cry from behind. "What is...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 5

posted by mostar1219

In the "MAD" universe
Jack: Those penguins are right in front of us!!!
Ramsay: Don't worry, didn't toi say that toi can pull your head off and shoot feu out of your eyes?
Jack: Yea.
Ramsay: Well, THROW YOUR HEAD AT THEM, SKELETON MAN!!! (Jack throws his head attempting to hit the penguins)
S: Rico, deploy Jackie Robinson pitcher mode! (Rico catches the head and throws it and it hits Team Johnny Test)
Susan: I'll press the net button. (presses a button and a net appears and catches Jack's head)
Johnny: Impressive. (everyone rides on the back of Clifford the Big Red Dog and go through the portal to...

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Halloween Bite *Chapter 3* A ear-piercing scream...

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are toi nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a arc en ciel above toi
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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The Slenderman chp. 1

posted by stlouisfan

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and plus private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me plus than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl! Chapter 5 *Mistaken gulit*

posted by SkippX101

*Guys, please note Starlite is my only OC,and this story is where i introduce her ...Enjoy*

Stalite woke up, feeling sick and dizzy. She took one deep breath, big mistake. A horrible smell filled her nostrils it éperlan like garbage and foot odor, this did not help with the fact that she was already felling sick. She vomited, now she really felt weak and helpless...Only the seconde time ever in her life. "Starlite? Are toi there?" A familiar voice sounded somewhere in the dark distance."Help" Starlite croked, she sounded nothing like herself."Here, let me help toi down." It was Marlene, the only...

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when shadows enter light-chapter 1: two is sometimes better than one :D

posted by penguin014

*0200 hours manchot, pingouin HQ*
Kowalski: here's the coffee toi requested skipper, brewed to perfection with a fresh fish.
Skipper: greatly appreciated kowalski, besides the fact toi woke me up at 2:00 in the morning...anyways,what is the important "explosion" toi wanted to montrer me?
K: well,actually,if in the time of need, an explosion would be quite well for this, toi see when toi syntheticly-
S: just tell me what it does, I Lost toi at well.
K: -_- ok,their biomachanicle androids,somewhat similar to Francis's,but they can change into any animal toi want them to be,and they NEVER disobey a manchot, pingouin when...

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Little Sister Chapter 2

posted by Kowalski355

Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 minutes for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits suivant to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed par Kowalski. After a few minutes of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right toi are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

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The Blood Night Chapter 6: Break the moonlight

posted by 67Dodge

Indescribable, that's all Marlene could think when she saw what lied beneath Lilly's ribbon, it was so grotesque that Marlene had almost screamed in disgust, but she couldn't, she had to let the team rest. That was a night ago. Now they had to go find Herelde, the woman with the mirrors. When Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico woke up, Marlene was curled up in a fetal position, shaking and sweating. "Marlene, what happened to you?" asked Kowalski. Before Marlene could speak, Lilly started to talk, tightening her ribbon. "She merely had a nightmare, she should be fine," a dit Lilly, giving Marlene a...

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The Hidden (Chapter IX - Franchise Frolic)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to boutique for their needs. Julien and his Friends went to the Department Store and supermarché to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He a dit that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...