MLP Fanart

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the précédant installment, its based on creepypastas, plus specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commentaire and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a canapé she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little poney ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until toi all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies toi opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until toi all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Ok. This is my first article based on my opinion. If toi want me to write another article on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in question right now: Cloppers

Yes toi heard me cloppers. If toi don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little poney (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If toi notice there is a clopper, why should that bother toi in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No poney can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead par arc en ciel Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead par a poney named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead par Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead par John who somehow survived being killed par a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead par an alicorn named Fuku,...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure toi are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like toi and your friends...

ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? toi just decided to skip our dîner without telling me? Are toi aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for toi at a table, tableau with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want toi to make Friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! toi still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if toi want to give me a seconde chance ou not. Starlight had to choose between toi and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...

As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and citron Heart. Offended par Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make Friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his plus serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If toi upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I a dit no magic. toi were supposed to do it par hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if toi hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make plus sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...