My Little Poney Article: Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 4

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... toi are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without toi they won't do much...

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Cell number 54
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Darkness - We got destroyed... Slaughtered...
Bluewave - ...
Darkness - I don't know much about you.
Bluewave - I don't like to say sad stories. Tell me yours first then I may tell mine.

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Darkness and Lightning Arc
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We were born as brothers from same mother but got abducted par Equestrian Laboratories to test new technologies. Simply named S-1 and S-2 we lived there for long time. As for me I met an mare. She was scientist taking care of me. One jour the facility was attacked par noble Demon - The Princess. She took the mare I was taking as my mother and told me. "If toi want her back defeat Demon King". After that she went missing. But king holder her word. I escapes facility and started killing for power. I failed. The mare was killed on my eyes and I got forced to rejoindre Demon Army. Then I met Blackshadow.

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Darkness - That is pretty much it. And you.
Bluewave - *sigh* alright.

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Bluewave Arc.
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I was born in poor family that couldn't afford my schooling. My dad always was coming back angry from job and beat my mom and me. Everything changed when someone in my age in white mask killed my dad. He a dit only " It'll be fine now" and left. After that sir Lightning came to town and took me and my mother to the academy.

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Darkness - That was you...
Bluewave - toi were the poney in mask!
Darkness - apparently, all I remember is scared mare... My mind feel strange...

Radio - Equestrians to arms! Ponyville is the last defend line aginst Vexolian Empire please stand par for plus information.

??? - Da... *shoots Guards*
Darkness - hm?
Dimitri - Hello comrades, my name is Dimitri and I will take toi out of here!

T.B.C

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 8

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Battle for Everyone Soul
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Darkness - *sigh* I didn't want to bring Ponies to this.
Lightning - We are choosing to die for the sake of better good.
Whiteheart - *looks on ground*
Darkness - Let's go.
3 hours later.
-The big machine poney is moving forward-
Lightning - Now! *jumps on its head*
Officer - Enemies protect Deus Ex!
Darkness - *jumps on ground* Don't déplacer a muscle.
Soldier - Ghaaaa! *runs on Darkness*
Darkness - *smiles wide* fool *avoids and cut him in half then rush at soldiers killing them*
Whiteheart - *jumps on Mech head*
Lightning - *stabs an crack in it* Help me open it.
Bluewave...

MLP Crossover

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

2 years after occurences of Demon-Pony war the life was doing normally untill some times changed.

Episode 1 - Foolish calm.
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Darkness - *yawn* when this school got so boring...
Lightning - Since anyone can't beat our demonic duo hehe...
Darkness - We have it easy sitting in student concuil...
Lightning - Me as president of concuil and toi as Leader of Juistice Committee.
Darkness - This still is boring Ponies are scared to do something bad eh...
Whiteheart - Noone want to battle with toi after all.
Darkness - Right... Even without my hoof I am better than them.
Dan - *enters room* This can...

The chant cœur, coeur (prologue)

posted by fahmad27

Cover story done by ChaosQueen

Princess Celestia rose the sun up and set it all over Equestria. A purple château stood majestically in the center of the village. A purple alicorn with purple mane and rose highlights stepped outside. She seemed to be in a hurry.

"Spike, hurry!" The alicorn shouted. "We need to be at the train station in fifteen minutes!"

"Coming Twilight!" Spike called from inside. He was a small baby dragon with purple skin and green spikes. Spike carried a book and a quil that he always use for taking dictation notes from Twilight Sparkle. He knows he does not need it it. But it is still best to keep the book...

Trixe's funhouse remake, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Trixie gently ran the couteau down my body. Almost as if caressing me.

Who knows, maybe she was.

I don't know.

I was too busy crying.

The fear levels was to much for me to handle.

But Trixie ignored my cries and raised the couteau dramatically into the air, about to stab me. And I had no choice but to wait for the pain.

But suddenly she screamed in pain as a wooden chair was thrown on her.

She fell down from the impact of the blow.

Also, the impact instantly broke the chair.

"Who's a dumb butch now!" Cried an familiar voice. And I looked over to see an angry AppleBloom. As she was obviously the one who...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the rue from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell toi something.
Jeff: toi look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if toi don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill toi two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

[SFM Ponies]: Season 5 Hype Train [Explicit]

added by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, toi finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got plus important news.
Tom: Yes. In the précédant episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were plus writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest Creepypasta ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that cupcakes has some of the greastest fan vidéos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know toi spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 2

posted by DragonAura15

"If there's anything toi want to talk about... "

"If there's anything you want to talk about... "

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small divisé, split in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her bureau in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that toi enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her design is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly couleurs but they're...

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to rejoindre your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. toi see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, ou else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's plus like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good jour to toi ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't toi a little too...