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Me, and Nikki ran very far from Mosul. We were heading to the Persian Gulf to get on a bateau that would take us back to Equestria. It was dark out, so we decided to take a break.

Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.

Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a feu so we would stay warm.

Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. arc en ciel Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: toi must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could toi imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.

Meanwhile, back at Mosul.

ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and plus stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made Friends with a group of special soldiers trained par Princess Celestia.
ISIS poney 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a Candy store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess par giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted plus attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, par joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This poney is arc en ciel Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the poney Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on arc en ciel Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*

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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to déplacer but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh toi from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this poney
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are toi doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did toi do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: toi sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will montrer toi them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: toi see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do toi think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, toi there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a rapporter of a poney trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cendrillon II: Dreams Come True. I hope that toi will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny jour in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, ou just relaxing their jour away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other plus often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are toi waiting for? Stab me if toi can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are toi doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, toi are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive toi now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed toi to do toi need any help dashy"
"ya can toi um(looks aroud) can toi clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back toi must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE toi SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are toi okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do toi have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do toi need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he a dit he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, écriture another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made par Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This montrer was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful jour in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have toi done?
Pete: You're...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony a dit "Let's go this way!" And I a dit "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told toi that toi should......
Spike:Oh,why the foins, hay don't toi stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get toi a mice hole,for toi to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if toi want,I can give toi a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what toi are passing!Do toi have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as toi want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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