Me, and Nikki ran very far from Mosul. We were heading to the Persian Gulf to get on a bateau that would take us back to Equestria. It was dark out, so we decided to take a break.
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a feu so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. arc en ciel Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: toi must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could toi imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and plus stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made Friends with a group of special soldiers trained par Princess Celestia.
ISIS poney 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a Candy store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess par giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted plus attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, par joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This poney is arc en ciel Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the poney Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on arc en ciel Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.
Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a feu so we would stay warm.
Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. arc en ciel Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: toi must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could toi imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.
Meanwhile, back at Mosul.
ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and plus stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made Friends with a group of special soldiers trained par Princess Celestia.
ISIS poney 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a Candy store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess par giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted plus attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, par joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This poney is arc en ciel Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the poney Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on arc en ciel Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
2 B Continued
The other changelings responded par signaling to the tank drivers to feu at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their canon, cannon the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
cidre fort, applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
arc en ciel dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: salut u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: arc en ciel dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes arc en ciel a filly)
filly dash: salut u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks arc en ciel back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let toi in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are toi saying toi KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making aléatoire words to make this article long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let toi in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are toi saying toi KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making aléatoire words to make this article long enough....