My Little Poney Article: Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arc en ciel Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

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Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was plus like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

arc en ciel Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arc en ciel Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arc en ciel Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: Why are toi just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arc en ciel Dash: What did toi do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arc en ciel Dash: Scoots, toi okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arc en ciel Dash: toi do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arc en ciel Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a poney that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether toi like it ou not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, toi got a point there. How about, we have toi further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether toi like it ou not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, arc en ciel Dash was not happy with me.

arc en ciel Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a petit gâteau, cupcake today.
arc en ciel Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn toi not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arc en ciel Dash: I think we should déplacer back to the nuage house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more ou less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having toi help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for toi to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' poney of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot suivant week! Which means she must have these outfits par jour after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... toi Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a poney in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, toi don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. toi gotta make sure...

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How many characters Tara Strong had voice acted./?

posted by fefe20021

This is all the characters I could find that she has voice acted.There could be plus not on this list.....

Twilight's Voice Actress Tara Strong has done
voices including,

Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Furry Tale Adventures,
Lemmy "Hip" Koopa and Iggy "Hop" Koopa in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World (the tv shows),
Batgirl in The New Batman Adventures,
Dil Pickles from Rugrats,
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls,
Timmy Turner, Poof, and Britney Britney from the Failry Odd Parents (I thought Timmy was obvious),
Raven from Teen Titans,
Ember McLain from Danny Phantom,
Terrence...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are toi a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad toi didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank toi for your...

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The seconde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on canapé lire newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't toi tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked toi if we were going out to dinner, and toi were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured toi wanted to go.
Emily: What gave toi that idea?
Bob: I thought toi were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...

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Dream: a MLP:Fim oneshot 2/3

posted by alinah_09

Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...

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The Beginning: Part24---Ponies Vs Zombies [3]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which toi probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not supprimer them since all that écriture would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

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My review for SNES

posted by Canada24

I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even plus reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one par one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....

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Aqua Marine's journey 2

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay ou run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen toi around before! are toi new?" a dit the poney behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...