My Little Poney Article: Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arc en ciel Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was plus like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

arc en ciel Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arc en ciel Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arc en ciel Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: Why are toi just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arc en ciel Dash: What did toi do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arc en ciel Dash: Scoots, toi okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arc en ciel Dash: toi do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arc en ciel Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a poney that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether toi like it ou not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, toi got a point there. How about, we have toi further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether toi like it ou not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, arc en ciel Dash was not happy with me.

arc en ciel Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a petit gâteau, cupcake today.
arc en ciel Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn toi not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arc en ciel Dash: I think we should déplacer back to the nuage house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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On The Block Episode 9 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, toi finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got plus important news.
Tom: Yes. In the précédant episode, we forgot...

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I once made so reviews.. Felt I'd share them.. Apologizes if I reviewed these stories BEFORE

posted by Canada24

CUPCAKES:
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were plus writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest Creepypasta ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..
Not only that, but the fact that cupcakes has some of the greastest fan vidéos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...

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Omegle Story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

You're now chatting with a aléatoire stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, toi can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a dragons wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...

Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know toi spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 2

posted by DragonAura15

"If there's anything toi want to talk about... "

"If there's anything you want to talk about... "

"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small divisé, split in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...

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MLP Theory/Creepypasta

posted by BlondLionEzel

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of couleurs for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her bureau in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that toi enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...

Awesome poney pics

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Sky Talks About Ponies: Twilight Sparkle

posted by SkyheartPegasus

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her design is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly couleurs but they're...

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Awesome poney pics

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Source: hunbrony, joyreactor

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Just Be Me Episode 1 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to rejoindre your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. toi see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, ou else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's plus like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good jour to toi ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't toi a little too...

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Different Mane Six

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Awesome poney pics

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Awesome poney pics

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Luaghter Song Lyrics (Giggle at the Ghostly)

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my oreiller
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie a dit that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, toi gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt toi
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...

Vinyl Scratch fond d’écran

added by karinabrony

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My Little poney Theme Song Lyrics

posted by karinabrony

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..

My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until toi all shared it's magic with me

Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!

toi have My Little Ponies
Do toi know you're all my very best friends?

Ponies who sang in this song:

Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
arc en ciel Dash
Rarity
Applejack

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor