Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.
Pete: Alright, let's go over what toi did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did toi do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know toi didn't, but toi need to be plus careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of plus repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while the President is coming to visit us. He'll be here tomorrow, and I don't wanna see toi make another mistake. Got it?
Jeff: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now go with Percy.
Jeff, and Percy were walking away from the station, and towards a siding where a speeder was waiting.
Percy: So what did Pete have to say?
Jeff: He told me no plus foul ups, and he doesn't wanna see me make another mistake.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* I heard about what happened.
Jeff: And toi feel sorry for me?
Hawkeye: Well I wouldn't really say that, but I wanted to make sure toi were alright.
Jeff: I'm still alive, aren't I?
Hawkeye: What are toi jouer la comédie like a smart cul, ass for?
Jeff: I'm not.
Hawkeye: Yeah toi are. toi could be turning into Gordon. toi got the same manteau color as him, and you're also a unicorn. Maybe you're Gordon in disguise.
Jeff: Where are toi off to?
Hawkeye: I'm going to drive a passenger train to Denver.
Jeff: Well be careful. The first bridge toi come across is being repaired.
Hawkeye: I'll be fine. I won't crash any of my trains like toi do.
Jeff: Well....
Flashback #1, 1955
Mafia poney 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia poney 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed*
Flashback #2, 1956
The freight car rolled onto the switch, and was blocking both tracks. A poney in a signal tower switched the points, not knowing about the freight car. It soon derailed.
Metal Gloss: *Sees freight car in front of them*
Hawkeye * Applying brakes, but his train hits the boxcar. His train is not derailed, but the boxcar is on it's side being pushed par the train*
Metal Gloss: Well, I never thought this would happen.
Hawkeye: Me neither. Let's keep going.
Flashback #3 1949
Gordon: *His train has stopped on the mainline, and he is drunk. He is pretending to drive a racecar, and is impersonating an announcer* Fillies, and gentlecolts, Gordon Suite is in first place as he dominates the Indianapolis 500.
Hawkeye: *Driving another train, and sees Gordon's train* What the-? *Blows whistle*
Gordon: And the winner is-
Hawkeye: *Crashes into Gordon's train*
Back to reality
Hawkeye: The last one was Gordon's fault. He idiotically left his train on the mainline so he could pretend to be a racecar driver. I'm surprised none of us died when I crashed into him.
Percy: Hawk, don't toi have somewhere to be?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I was just about to leave. *Walks away*
Stephanie just stopped a passenger train at the station, and Hawkeye climbed on.
Hawkeye: Hi.
Stephanie: Hello. I saw toi talking to Jeff while I drove the train here.
Hawkeye: Yeah, well now we will not see him, because we're getting out of here.
Stephanie: We have to wait for the conductor, and the passengers.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Five minutes passed.
Conductor: All aboard!!
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice*
Stephanie: *Rings bell*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
The train slowly eased out of the station, then quickly got up to fifty miles an hour.
Hawkeye: So here's something Jeff told me. The first bridge we get to on this mainline is currently being repaired.
Stephanie: How does he know?
Hawkeye: I don't know, he could be lying. He accidentally crashed three diesels into the repairs, and I wanted to check on him, and see if he was okay.
Stephanie: Is he doing fine?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. He got angry for no reason, and he warned me about the bridge.
Stephanie: Why would he do a thing like that?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's your special somepony, toi talk to him. *Sees bridge* Being repaired my ass. Nopony is on it.
Repair Pony: *Comes up from under the bridge, and waves a red flag*
Hawkeye: whoa. *Applies brakes*
Repair Pony: *Quickly runs off the bridge*
Hawkeye: Jump off, I'm gonna put this thing in reverse!
Stephanie: *Jumps off train*
Hawkeye: *Makes the engines wheels déplacer backwards* Come on, stop. Stop!
But the train didn't stop until it got onto the bridge. The part that Hawkeye's engine was on fell off, making his engine hang from the edge. The only thing holding it back was the fifteen passenger cars.
Hawkeye: Help! I need to get out of here before the engine falls off! *Looks down, and sees a river 3000 feet below him* HEEEELP!!
Repair Pony: I heard toi the first time! Didn't anyone tell toi about this bridge being fixed?
Hawkeye: Why didn't toi put up a sign?
Repair Pony: Hmm, good point, but still! toi should've stopped.
Hawkeye: Well toi should've put up a sign. How did toi get under the bridge anyway?
Repair Pony: Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well can toi get me out of here.
Repair Pony: No. toi have to wait there for another poney in a locomotive to come here. He ou she will couple it up behind your train, and then toi can get out. Any sudden movements may cause your train to fall off the cliff.
Hawkeye: Well make it quick. I gotta stay alive.
The only poney available was Jeff. He drove a Bigboy locomotive to the scene, and had it coupled up to the back of Hawkeye's train.
Hawkeye: Am I good?
Repair Pony: You're good.
Hawkeye: *Slowly gets out of train*
Repair Pony: Okay Jeff, pull it away from the cliff.
Jeff: *Drives train backwards*
Right as soon as the train started moving backwards, the engine fell off, and landed in the river.
Hawkeye: I was not expecting that. *Goes to Jeffery's engine*
Jeff: *Sees Hawkeye walking to him*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into Jeff's engine*
Jeff: Did toi miss me?
Hawkeye: Yeah. I'm sorry for calling toi a smart ass.
Jeff: Well it is true, I am smart.
Hawkeye: I didn't mean it like that. It was plus of an insult.
Jeff: That's fine. Let's not get in any argument like that again.
Hawkeye: I agree.
Jeff: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.
Pete: Alright, let's go over what toi did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did toi do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know toi didn't, but toi need to be plus careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of plus repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while the President is coming to visit us. He'll be here tomorrow, and I don't wanna see toi make another mistake. Got it?
Jeff: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now go with Percy.
Jeff, and Percy were walking away from the station, and towards a siding where a speeder was waiting.
Railway Speeder
Percy: So what did Pete have to say?
Jeff: He told me no plus foul ups, and he doesn't wanna see me make another mistake.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* I heard about what happened.
Jeff: And toi feel sorry for me?
Hawkeye: Well I wouldn't really say that, but I wanted to make sure toi were alright.
Jeff: I'm still alive, aren't I?
Hawkeye: What are toi jouer la comédie like a smart cul, ass for?
Jeff: I'm not.
Hawkeye: Yeah toi are. toi could be turning into Gordon. toi got the same manteau color as him, and you're also a unicorn. Maybe you're Gordon in disguise.
Jeff: Where are toi off to?
Hawkeye: I'm going to drive a passenger train to Denver.
Jeff: Well be careful. The first bridge toi come across is being repaired.
Hawkeye: I'll be fine. I won't crash any of my trains like toi do.
Jeff: Well....
Flashback #1, 1955
Mafia poney 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia poney 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.
Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed*
Flashback #2, 1956
The freight car rolled onto the switch, and was blocking both tracks. A poney in a signal tower switched the points, not knowing about the freight car. It soon derailed.
Metal Gloss: *Sees freight car in front of them*
Hawkeye * Applying brakes, but his train hits the boxcar. His train is not derailed, but the boxcar is on it's side being pushed par the train*
Metal Gloss: Well, I never thought this would happen.
Hawkeye: Me neither. Let's keep going.
Flashback #3 1949
Gordon: *His train has stopped on the mainline, and he is drunk. He is pretending to drive a racecar, and is impersonating an announcer* Fillies, and gentlecolts, Gordon Suite is in first place as he dominates the Indianapolis 500.
Hawkeye: *Driving another train, and sees Gordon's train* What the-? *Blows whistle*
Gordon: And the winner is-
Hawkeye: *Crashes into Gordon's train*
Back to reality
Hawkeye: The last one was Gordon's fault. He idiotically left his train on the mainline so he could pretend to be a racecar driver. I'm surprised none of us died when I crashed into him.
Percy: Hawk, don't toi have somewhere to be?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I was just about to leave. *Walks away*
Stephanie just stopped a passenger train at the station, and Hawkeye climbed on.
Hawkeye: Hi.
Stephanie: Hello. I saw toi talking to Jeff while I drove the train here.
Hawkeye: Yeah, well now we will not see him, because we're getting out of here.
Stephanie: We have to wait for the conductor, and the passengers.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Five minutes passed.
Conductor: All aboard!!
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice*
Stephanie: *Rings bell*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*
The train slowly eased out of the station, then quickly got up to fifty miles an hour.
Hawkeye: So here's something Jeff told me. The first bridge we get to on this mainline is currently being repaired.
Stephanie: How does he know?
Hawkeye: I don't know, he could be lying. He accidentally crashed three diesels into the repairs, and I wanted to check on him, and see if he was okay.
Stephanie: Is he doing fine?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. He got angry for no reason, and he warned me about the bridge.
Stephanie: Why would he do a thing like that?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's your special somepony, toi talk to him. *Sees bridge* Being repaired my ass. Nopony is on it.
Repair Pony: *Comes up from under the bridge, and waves a red flag*
Hawkeye: whoa. *Applies brakes*
Repair Pony: *Quickly runs off the bridge*
Hawkeye: Jump off, I'm gonna put this thing in reverse!
Stephanie: *Jumps off train*
Hawkeye: *Makes the engines wheels déplacer backwards* Come on, stop. Stop!
But the train didn't stop until it got onto the bridge. The part that Hawkeye's engine was on fell off, making his engine hang from the edge. The only thing holding it back was the fifteen passenger cars.
Hawkeye: Help! I need to get out of here before the engine falls off! *Looks down, and sees a river 3000 feet below him* HEEEELP!!
Repair Pony: I heard toi the first time! Didn't anyone tell toi about this bridge being fixed?
Hawkeye: Why didn't toi put up a sign?
Repair Pony: Hmm, good point, but still! toi should've stopped.
Hawkeye: Well toi should've put up a sign. How did toi get under the bridge anyway?
Repair Pony: Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well can toi get me out of here.
Repair Pony: No. toi have to wait there for another poney in a locomotive to come here. He ou she will couple it up behind your train, and then toi can get out. Any sudden movements may cause your train to fall off the cliff.
Hawkeye: Well make it quick. I gotta stay alive.
The only poney available was Jeff. He drove a Bigboy locomotive to the scene, and had it coupled up to the back of Hawkeye's train.
Hawkeye: Am I good?
Repair Pony: You're good.
Hawkeye: *Slowly gets out of train*
Repair Pony: Okay Jeff, pull it away from the cliff.
Jeff: *Drives train backwards*
Right as soon as the train started moving backwards, the engine fell off, and landed in the river.
Hawkeye: I was not expecting that. *Goes to Jeffery's engine*
Jeff: *Sees Hawkeye walking to him*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into Jeff's engine*
Jeff: Did toi miss me?
Hawkeye: Yeah. I'm sorry for calling toi a smart ass.
Jeff: Well it is true, I am smart.
Hawkeye: I didn't mean it like that. It was plus of an insult.
Jeff: That's fine. Let's not get in any argument like that again.
Hawkeye: I agree.
Jeff: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*
2 B Continued
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Not sure why I'm saying this too you.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. écriture for it, lire for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
But it's amazing how far MLP got me within 3 years.
And it was ALL because of my friend Rhys Davis Thompson. Due to having been posting all those memes of it on facebook.
When I started asking what it was.
He even encourged me to check it out for myself. Witch I eventually did.
I had mixed feelings about, as I'm sure 'everyone' did at first.
But.. I hung in there. Having a crush on Twilight back then (even though it only lasted the first season), was probably one of the 'main' reasons.
Either way.
Who know. That he'll I'll be. écriture for it, lire for it, and well.. Just being here.
In my own way, I even got other people into it.
But I STILL don't like when people say 'anypony' haha. NOTHING changes that. There's no point. Never was.
