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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:23 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After crashing the three engines into the repairs, Jeff was sent to Pete's office.

Pete: Alright, let's go over what toi did wrong.
Jeff: Spare me the details, I already know.
Pete: Why did toi do it?
Jeff: I didn't mean to crash those engines.
Pete: I know toi didn't, but toi need to be plus careful. Three diesels that have just been prepared for an express train get destroyed, and are in need of plus repairs, thanks to you. These type of shenanigans cost money. I can't have anymore foul ups going on while the President is coming to visit us. He'll be here tomorrow, and I don't wanna see toi make another mistake. Got it?
Jeff: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now go with Percy.

Jeff, and Percy were walking away from the station, and towards a siding where a speeder was waiting.

 Railway Speeder
Railway Speeder


Percy: So what did Pete have to say?
Jeff: He told me no plus foul ups, and he doesn't wanna see me make another mistake.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* I heard about what happened.
Jeff: And toi feel sorry for me?
Hawkeye: Well I wouldn't really say that, but I wanted to make sure toi were alright.
Jeff: I'm still alive, aren't I?
Hawkeye: What are toi jouer la comédie like a smart cul, ass for?
Jeff: I'm not.
Hawkeye: Yeah toi are. toi could be turning into Gordon. toi got the same manteau color as him, and you're also a unicorn. Maybe you're Gordon in disguise.
Jeff: Where are toi off to?
Hawkeye: I'm going to drive a passenger train to Denver.
Jeff: Well be careful. The first bridge toi come across is being repaired.
Hawkeye: I'll be fine. I won't crash any of my trains like toi do.
Jeff: Well....

Flashback #1, 1955

Mafia poney 64: Quick, get a grenade on those tracks.
Mafia poney 41: *Throws grenade at tracks*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. The tracks were destroyed.

Pete: *Sees explosion* Whoa. What was that?
Hawkeye: I don't know, it looks like- *drives over damaged part of tracks, and gets derailed*

Flashback #2, 1956

The freight car rolled onto the switch, and was blocking both tracks. A poney in a signal tower switched the points, not knowing about the freight car. It soon derailed.

Metal Gloss: *Sees freight car in front of them*
Hawkeye * Applying brakes, but his train hits the boxcar. His train is not derailed, but the boxcar is on it's side being pushed par the train*
Metal Gloss: Well, I never thought this would happen.
Hawkeye: Me neither. Let's keep going.

Flashback #3 1949

Gordon: *His train has stopped on the mainline, and he is drunk. He is pretending to drive a racecar, and is impersonating an announcer* Fillies, and gentlecolts, Gordon Suite is in first place as he dominates the Indianapolis 500.
Hawkeye: *Driving another train, and sees Gordon's train* What the-? *Blows whistle*
Gordon: And the winner is-
Hawkeye: *Crashes into Gordon's train*

Back to reality

Hawkeye: The last one was Gordon's fault. He idiotically left his train on the mainline so he could pretend to be a racecar driver. I'm surprised none of us died when I crashed into him.
Percy: Hawk, don't toi have somewhere to be?
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I was just about to leave. *Walks away*

Stephanie just stopped a passenger train at the station, and Hawkeye climbed on.

Hawkeye: Hi.
Stephanie: Hello. I saw toi talking to Jeff while I drove the train here.
Hawkeye: Yeah, well now we will not see him, because we're getting out of here.
Stephanie: We have to wait for the conductor, and the passengers.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Five minutes passed.

Conductor: All aboard!!
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice*
Stephanie: *Rings bell*
Hawkeye: *Drives train*

The train slowly eased out of the station, then quickly got up to fifty miles an hour.

Hawkeye: So here's something Jeff told me. The first bridge we get to on this mainline is currently being repaired.
Stephanie: How does he know?
Hawkeye: I don't know, he could be lying. He accidentally crashed three diesels into the repairs, and I wanted to check on him, and see if he was okay.
Stephanie: Is he doing fine?
Hawkeye: I'm not sure. He got angry for no reason, and he warned me about the bridge.
Stephanie: Why would he do a thing like that?
Hawkeye: I don't know. He's your special somepony, toi talk to him. *Sees bridge* Being repaired my ass. Nopony is on it.
Repair Pony: *Comes up from under the bridge, and waves a red flag*
Hawkeye: whoa. *Applies brakes*
Repair Pony: *Quickly runs off the bridge*
Hawkeye: Jump off, I'm gonna put this thing in reverse!
Stephanie: *Jumps off train*
Hawkeye: *Makes the engines wheels déplacer backwards* Come on, stop. Stop!

But the train didn't stop until it got onto the bridge. The part that Hawkeye's engine was on fell off, making his engine hang from the edge. The only thing holding it back was the fifteen passenger cars.

Hawkeye: Help! I need to get out of here before the engine falls off! *Looks down, and sees a river 3000 feet below him* HEEEELP!!
Repair Pony: I heard toi the first time! Didn't anyone tell toi about this bridge being fixed?
Hawkeye: Why didn't toi put up a sign?
Repair Pony: Hmm, good point, but still! toi should've stopped.
Hawkeye: Well toi should've put up a sign. How did toi get under the bridge anyway?
Repair Pony: Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well can toi get me out of here.
Repair Pony: No. toi have to wait there for another poney in a locomotive to come here. He ou she will couple it up behind your train, and then toi can get out. Any sudden movements may cause your train to fall off the cliff.
Hawkeye: Well make it quick. I gotta stay alive.

The only poney available was Jeff. He drove a Bigboy locomotive to the scene, and had it coupled up to the back of Hawkeye's train.

Hawkeye: Am I good?
Repair Pony: You're good.
Hawkeye: *Slowly gets out of train*
Repair Pony: Okay Jeff, pull it away from the cliff.
Jeff: *Drives train backwards*

Right as soon as the train started moving backwards, the engine fell off, and landed in the river.

Hawkeye: I was not expecting that. *Goes to Jeffery's engine*
Jeff: *Sees Hawkeye walking to him*
Hawkeye: *Climbs into Jeff's engine*
Jeff: Did toi miss me?
Hawkeye: Yeah. I'm sorry for calling toi a smart ass.
Jeff: Well it is true, I am smart.
Hawkeye: I didn't mean it like that. It was plus of an insult.
Jeff: That's fine. Let's not get in any argument like that again.
Hawkeye: I agree.
Jeff: *Drives train back to Cheyenne*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now toi have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see toi there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...
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posted by karinabrony
"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to montrer toi something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did toi get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune a dit as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here toi go!" Silver Tune a dit as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the siège and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The souris was running on the floor and it went straight to étoile, star Shimmer....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do toi know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps toi should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and coup de poing a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did toi just call me?
passenger: toi heard me toi british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do toi think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...
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posted by Canada24
A jour ou two later.

The gang took a train down to Canterlot, Pinkie and Fluttershy were with them again,

Ditto was brought from still inside the orb.

Before getting on the train, Twilight had Spike send a letter about the events of the forest, and why the dark alicorn will be brought to her, so Celestia was waiting for them to arrive.

After what felt like a fairly long ride they finally arrived.

And they all climbed out of the train.

Eventually they met Celestia inside her castle.

"Thank goodness your all, alright" Celestia a dit to them.

"Yes.. We're fine Celestia" Twilight grinned.

"Soo.. What should...
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The whole scene around Ponyville was pretty somber, hell even the weather was around to match the emotions of everyone who was around at the funeral right now. The sky was a very foggy grey blue, no birds seemed to be out at this time, and the wind, although soft, gave off a violent chill to everyone.

At the funeral, everyone was gathered around the tombstone of Sweetie Belle, a picture of a musique note with Angel wings on both sides of it was etched onto the stone slab. Right now everyone stared down at it setting roses and their own teardrops onto it. Scootaloo and pomme Bloom, with stitches...
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posted by Canada24
"W.. Who are you!?" AppleBloom asked frightenedly.

"I'm Ditto" the big black alicorn before them replied with a evil grin.

"Wait.. Your the one that abducted my mother figure! With those changeling freaks!" Spike cried, getting abit angry at the alicorn.

"Ohh yes.. The 'show called' princess. I'll tell you, she may be pretty, but past that, she didn't seem worth too much at all" Ditto laughed.

"HOW DARE YOU!" Spike screamed angrily, and the CMC's had to hold him back.

Ditto just cruelly laughed.

"What do want with us!?" Sweetie Belle angrily cried at him.

"Ya.. We're just kids" Scootaloo insisted....
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posted by mariofan14
(This story is going to be long as fuck. Forgive me for making it too long. Plus, this will be a story within a story. Enjoy.)

It was a busy jour in the city of Canterlot, and all the ponies in the royal city were at their best in anything, even being fancy. They were pretty busy folk that they might not have any free time until the night arrives. However, at the castle, things were a little plus easygoing. Queen Luna was taking a little nap, Princess Celestia had some guests to tour the castle, and Princess Twilight Sparkle was just about to tell a story to a group of colts and fillies.

"Gather...
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posted by Canada24
SEVERAL HOURS LATER!

It was getting really late, and AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle still weren't back yet.

As toi could imagine their sisters were getting super paranoid about it.

"Ohhh.. What if something happened to them!" AppleJack cried worriedly.

"We don't know that. They probably just got themselves lost.. It's a dark forest, anyone would" Twilight insisted.

"Still.. Can we try to find them, before anything DOSE!?" AppleJack a dit worriedly.

"Fine.. But as a group.. Can't risk anyone else getting lost" Twilight said.

Everyone agreed, and so they were off.

Unaware that "the visiter" was still in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Buddy
Buddy
Seanthehedgehog presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police: *waiting in alley way*
Buddy: *enters building*
store owner: Hello sir, how are you?
Buddy: Fine, just fine.
stallion: *walks downstairs*
Buddy: (This guy must be the burglar I have to stop. He a volé, étole a vase, and he's carrying it right in front of me)
delivery mare: *enters store* Good afternoon, where do toi want this...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Douchebag was hurt, but his injury wasn't serious.

Pete: How is it not serious? toi ran into a train!
Douchebag: I know! Don't rub it in for crying out loud!
Pete: So toi crashed a truck into a train on your first day. wow, you're fired.
Douchebag: Whatever.
Pete: And you're fired too
Percy: Me?!
Pete: Yes you!
Percy: What did I do?! That idiot a volé, étole the keys from me, and just took off after I told him not too!
Douchebag: Desperate, so desperate.
Percy: I am not! That's what happened!!
Pete: Just get outta here.
Percy: *flies away* I can't believe this is happening

Percy went to the station when he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another poney is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the étoile, star wars theme song! MDR

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: salut look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To celebrate the 10th Con Mane story, I've gone for my favori James Bond movie, For Your Eye's Only.

Con was at a cemetary in Canterlot when the story began.

Con: *puts fleurs on Rareesa's grave*
Reverend: Excuse me, Mr. Mane?
Con: Yes?
Reverend: The C.I.E just called, and a dit they would send toi a helicopter.
Con: Perfect.
Discord: *yawns*
Equestrian pony: *lands chopper*
Con: *gets in helicopter*
E.P: *flies chopper*
Cat: Meow.
Discord: Wait a minute. They're almost there.
E.P: *passes bridge*
Discord: *pushes button*
E.P: *electrocuted*
Con: What's happening?
Discord: I live again!
Con:...
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posted by allisonashe
Summery: One special jour in Ponyville. A unicorn gave birth to an alicorn. Short after giving birth to the alicorn an arc en ciel was over them, only a fews minutes later another alicorn was born. Both from different families. After then both families vowed to never let there child meet one another.

~A
salut guys there was the summery of my news book Young l’amour and here what the alicorns look like just so toi know!!They will be at the end and heres some things about the book!

1. only goes to 30 chapters pre book

2. May not mettre en ligne a lot

3. a lot of spelling errors

4.PICS RULE
The last solstice

Chapter 23: Deadline



“Exactly who do toi think toi are?!” the Princess of the Night snapped at Mirage without any preliminary, as soon as she closed the large door of her office.

“Princess, I…” the stallion began.

“Silence!” Luna exclaimed, angrily raising her hoof. “Do toi think you’re above me?! When I let toi in to the menacing secret, I wasn’t expecting this! I was expecting achievements! It has been three weeks since your last rapporter and when I finally have the time and strength to trot up there, what do I see?!”

Mirage looked around in the room quickly,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 22: Breakthrough – Part 3



“I tell you, something’s not right here, man.” the armored pegasus stated, turning to his partner.

“Tell me about it…! They’re at it again.” the other stallion nodded.

Even though they could not understand the words, the sounds of quarrelling clearly sifted through the large wooden door and every Royal Guard who posté in front of Luna's office knew something was wrong between the alicorns.

“I don’t care what toi say, Cadence! This is taking far too long!” The Princess of the Night exclaimed, speaking on the archaic unicorn...
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>What is your OC's name?
> Tropical breeze!
>
>How old is she?
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>13! ( LIKe me!)
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>What is her hobby?
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>Making smoothies and chant songs from comédies musicales
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>Does she have any relatives?
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> She's related to flash sentry (her uncle)
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>What is her personality?
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>She's random, but not as aléatoire as pinkie pie. She's very serious at times
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>Does she know how to make Friends easily?
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>YESH! She loves making Friends
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>Has she met any poney from the mane 6?
>She as meet twilight sparkle (soon to be be aunt) and has seen...
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At Celestia's castle...
Twilight: Princess Celestia?
Celestia: yes my étoile, star student?
Twiloght: we have a problem. the Generation 3 ponies have come and we can't seem to get them to leave.
Celestia: did toi try asking them nicely?
Twilight: I was until arc en ciel Dash tried to force them out.
Celestia: asking politely always solves your problems. :)
Twilight: thank you, Princess.
-back to the G3 ponies-
Twilight: excuse me G3 ponies, but could please leave?
G3 ponies: no.
Twilight: fine, have it your way. -runs back to Celestia's castle-
back in Celestia's castle...
Twilight: -pant- I tried. but they still...
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Before I start I just wanna say i apologize for not being able to finish "A jour without Sugar" because i didn't have an idea. And I also apologize if toi find this offensive. I'm just stating my opinion that I think Friendship is Magic is better than G3 of My Little Pony. So please respect my opinion. Now let's begin! :D

It was a pleasant afternoon in Ponyville...

Twilight Sparkle: girls, guess what?
Girls: what?
Twilight Sparkle: i just figured out a spell on how to open a portal from another generation!
Pinkie Pie: montrer US! montrer US! -is jumping-
Twilight: okay! -casts spell-
-portal appears-
Girls:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 secondes later

Fluttershy: Oh no! plus airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If toi say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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