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A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't toi come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing toi just finished saying.. I'm looking for Spike.
Big Mac: Oh. Yes. Your pet dragon..
Twi: He's not my.. Well. I guess he is in a way. But just tell me if toi seen him. My mother instincts are getting to me, and I'm getting worried.
Big Mac: Well.. Afried you're not gonna like my answer.. He went into my shed. I always warn people not to go into my shed.
Twi: What shed!?.. What are toi talking about!?
Big Mac: (laughing) Maaan. toi should of seen his face.. Wait. toi CAN! (reveals to have Spike's decapitated head, witch has a horrified look on its face).
Twi: (poor thing is near tears)
Big Mac: Haha.. (shakes the head, making the eyes go up and down) It's fun to shake it and watch the eyes go up and dow-
Twi: (angrily) toi SON OF BITCH!! (aggressively punches Big Mac in the face, it would of broken his nose, if AJ hadn't already broken it earlier, but still he falls on his knees in agony).
Twi: (uses the time to run away).
Big Mac: (angrily) Hey! Get back here! (somehow grabs his pompe shotgun and shoots at her, but each bullet misses).. Dammit. It usually takes me about 7 minutes to refill this thing.

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pomme Bloom:Helppppppp!
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's pomme Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
pomme Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
pomme Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
pomme Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's pomme Bloom*
pomme Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
arc en ciel Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with pomme Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
arc en ciel Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
arc en ciel Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: toi all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill toi (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute,...
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Twilight Sparkle: I a dit no magic. toi were supposed to do it par hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if toi hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make plus sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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