A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't toi come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing toi just finished saying.. I'm looking for Spike.
Big Mac: Oh. Yes. Your pet dragon..
Twi: He's not my.. Well. I guess he is in a way. But just tell me if toi seen him. My mother instincts are getting to me, and I'm getting worried.
Big Mac: Well.. Afried you're not gonna like my answer.. He went into my shed. I always warn people not to go into my shed.
Twi: What shed!?.. What are toi talking about!?
Big Mac: (laughing) Maaan. toi should of seen his face.. Wait. toi CAN! (reveals to have Spike's decapitated head, witch has a horrified look on its face).
Twi: (poor thing is near tears)
Big Mac: Haha.. (shakes the head, making the eyes go up and down) It's fun to shake it and watch the eyes go up and dow-
Twi: (angrily) toi SON OF BITCH!! (aggressively punches Big Mac in the face, it would of broken his nose, if AJ hadn't already broken it earlier, but still he falls on his knees in agony).
Twi: (uses the time to run away).
Big Mac: (angrily) Hey! Get back here! (somehow grabs his pompe shotgun and shoots at her, but each bullet misses).. Dammit. It usually takes me about 7 minutes to refill this thing.

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