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Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are toi going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told toi about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean toi have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with toi not being with me, and Howard montrer up, and destroying the dîner I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of toi talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I l’amour zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take toi to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do toi think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, toi never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: toi never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do toi want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven an old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was montrer a pair of dentures.

Mare: If toi wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO toi FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do toi go on the internet a lot? Do toi hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give toi our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what toi want us to do, and constantly make plus advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making toi get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost toi money. In fact, we collect one dollar a minute for every commercial toi watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so toi have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like toi to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: salut good, the game is on. It's like toi knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

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 Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know toi spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...
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Hello. I wrote this article for people on this club that like écriture fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This article should help toi out, and it might also encourage others to start écriture fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, ou just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If toi think you're good at writing, ou do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If toi don't...
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Well, here we go. My first NSFW article ever. Please don't feel horrified at what toi are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the sûr, sans danger side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny jour when a poney with a sniper fusil, carabine was looking at a mare swimming. The poney with the fusil, carabine was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the haut, retour au début of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an heure later, a poney was walking. This poney was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the liens to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train par himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
cidre fort, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth petit gâteau, cupcake toi had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, cidre fort, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet pomme Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor