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Another day's work was completed for Bob. He was at his house, getting ready to meet Jerry.

Emily: Where are toi going?
Bob: I'm going to see Jerry. Remember, I told toi about this yesterday.
Emily: I don't like him.
Bob: Emily, just because Jerry is a new friend that I like doesn't mean toi have to hate him.
Emily: It's not that, but what happened two days ago, with toi not being with me, and Howard montrer up, and destroying the dîner I made. Then, Burt shows up-
Bob: Okay, really? Jerry had nothing to do with Burt's divorce.
Burt: *Arrives* What are the both of toi talking about?
Emily: Somepony that Bob is Friends with.
Bob: Look Emily, I really need to get going. He wants me to meet him at the zoo.
Burt: I l’amour zoos. May I come along?
Bob: No, but I'll take toi to the zoo another time. *Leaves apartment room*
Burt: How about that?
Emily: Bob is like that sometimes.

Bob took a taxi cab, and went to the zoo, where he was supposed to meet Jerry.

Bob: *Looking around*
Jerry: *Arrives in a brand new corvette*
Bob: *Looks inside car* Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah. What do toi think about this beauty?
Bob: Well, toi never told me about your interest in cars.
Jerry: toi never asked. Get in.
Bob: *Gets in*
Jerry: *Turns around on other side of road, and drives to his house*
Bob: So, what do toi want to do when we get to your place?
Jerry: A football game is gonna start in ten minutes. If we get to my house on time, we'll watch the game.
Bob: Good.

When they got to Jerry's apartment, Jerry's son was watching TV. He was a white eleven an old colt, with a brown mane, and tail that looked exactly like Big Mac's. On the TV was a commercial, where a mare was montrer a pair of dentures.

Mare: If toi wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO toi FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Jerry's Son: *Switches channel, but another commercial is playing*
Stallion: Do toi go on the internet a lot? Do toi hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give toi our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what toi want us to do, and constantly make plus advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...

*Replay when it gets to the ending, making toi get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Annoy you.
*Cost toi money. In fact, we collect one dollar a minute for every commercial toi watch.

Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so toi have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Jerry & Bob: *Walk into house*
Jerry: Hi son.
Jerry's Son: Dad, how's it going?
Jerry: Excellent. I'd like toi to meet a friend. His name is Bob.
Bob: Pleasure to meet you. What's your name?
Jerry's Son: Dylan.
Jerry: salut good, the game is on. It's like toi knew we were coming Dylan, thank you!
Bob: We got stuck behind red lights on the way over here.
Dylan: Got ya.

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 Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
Bob went to this zoo to wait for Jerry to pick him up.
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Chapter 3: flakes and spines

it was another jour and Flippy had just found out, another arbre friend was coming! He was relieved that it wasn't Shifty and Lifty but he was surprised at who decided to déplacer here. Flaky. “well, at least Fluttershy won't be the only paranoid one.” Flippy thought. She was coming later that day. “i just hope no FlippyxFlaky fans are around, those things get annoying, so what, Fliqpy didn't kill her once, he knew she would die anyway! He's as annoyed with this as I am, oh well, just ignore them and let em post their pics and vidéos on Youtube and Facebook and they...
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It was time for a meal in Fluttershy's cottage, where our little "Snow White like" pegasus poney was feeding her animal friends. She then heard some tapping on the floor, so she around and saw a merely demanding Angel wanting his meal. She gave him a nice bow of fresh garden vegetable salade in a bowl. But he didn't want that. Fluttershy was curious as to what he wanted. Angel then got a recipe book and he showed his mistress what he would like to have. She wasn't sure on whether she would have it done for him ou not, but he wouldn't take any rejection. She persuaded him to have at least one...
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First off, THANKS to StarWarsFan7 for the idea of doing these. toi should REALLY check out her original which is in this club...Here we go!

5) Fleur De Lis
Okay, so she's pretty awesome! I mean her design is so cool and the way she is portrayed in my mind just is kinda interesting to me.


4) Fluttershy
How adorable? I can really relate to how shy she is and how she's trying to overcome it.


3) Pinkie Pie
She's the most happy most sweet thing ever. And she's always, always made me smile. No matter what mood I'm in.


2) Rarity
Elegant, artsy, and creative she just is so fun to watch and...
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pomme Bloom:Helppppppp!
Scoots father:Hear that....
Scoots mother:Come on Scoootaloo.
Scoots:Yes.I think it's pomme Bloom.
Scoots mother:Let's go.
pomme Bloom:Help,help.....
Scoots father:Hold at my hoof.
pomme Bloom:Uh,uh..
Scoots mother:The rope is cutting off.
pomme Bloom:Uh,I am stuck'd in a twister.
Scoots mother:Don't worry.I will catch ya.*catch's Scoots father's hoof*
Scoot:Mom,dad.
Scoots parents:*falling on the ground,dead*
Scoot:No........*catch's pomme Bloom*
pomme Bloom:Sorry Scootaloo,I am sorry.
Scoot:Rainbow Dash,mom and dad died.
arc en ciel Dash:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Scoots:It all happened because of me.I..I...fighted with pomme Bloom yesterday,and she...came to apology to me.She came here because of me..And ma and pa now are dead.Only because of me.
arc en ciel Dash:Scootaloo.It's not your fault.You shouldn't be gilty for this.
Scoots:But...
arc en ciel Dash:No buts...We are together now.Together for ever.
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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: toi all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill toi (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute,...
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