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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted par Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? toi have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but toi won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much plus rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are toi wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let toi be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all toi do is either go too fast, ou jump off at aléatoire times.
Gordon: Jésus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, toi and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled par one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, toi just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I a dit go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, toi didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were toi thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other poney in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, toi should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now toi can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, toi ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't toi just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No toi won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con shot the explosives in a room near him, not to kill himself, but to blow a hole in the mur so that they could escape.

Con: *Jumps out building*
Lola: *Jumps out building* We never did get to find Yolo.
Con: *Looks out in desert* I think I see him. Stay here. *Goes back in building*

Twenty minutes later

Yolo: *Walking in desert*
Con: *driving car*
Yolo: *Stops walking*
Con: *Stops car suivant to Yolo* You're making a mistake with walking away.
Yolo: Go away. I don't have to put up with you.
Con: Do toi want to survive, ou not?
Yolo: I'll take my chances.
Con: Get in the car.
Yolo: Ugh *gets in car*...
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We were all congratulating each other as we entered the Castle. "Pinkie Pie did a great job distracting Discord." I a dit with a giggle. Pinkie Pie beamed. "Thanks! Hey, Twilight, can toi please do that spell on me again? PLEASE?!" Twilight Sparkle laughed. "Oh no, Pinkie. The results might stay permanent." Pinkie Pie murmured, "I wish..." arc en ciel Dash punched her fists. "Now, who's next?" She asked. "Hmm.... Queen Chrysalis?" I suggested. "Aw yeah!" a dit arc en ciel Dash. We walked inside the castle, and Celestia greeted us. "Queen Chrysalis is in Canterlot, she is destroying everything. She has...
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Source: Facebook
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Source: Facebook
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - So how should we go for it?
Jimmy - BlackNET was full of rats... But never ever someone sold whole site.
Lenny - That is true...
Damien - Whoever is it I gonna smoke his flank.
Jake - Chill... Alright... Guys... It's not about BlackNET... I don't care what happened to those guys, what worries me is that someone is mainly having us under objective.
Joel - How do toi think. Who is it.
Damien - Obviously somepony who knows us for long.
??? - Daddy! *runs up to Joel*
Joel - Whoa salut there buddy...
Snowdive - I knew it... I just...
Joel - Calm down.
Jimmy - Nice waify lad.
Snowdive - Not for long.
Joel...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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News - Biggest so far revolution begun in middle of Equestria. The revolt happens because of Leaked information's about hazardous effects of cores. Ponies do not want to use any of them now. They want skin of Doctor Jake that continues reschearch on "life saving project".
Jake - *on TV* I want everyone to calm down as Noone knew about them untill now. I will continue legacy of Doctor Dan and Doctor Steven and make something that will bring your sick closest!

Pony #1 - Bullshit! Death to those rats
Pony #2 - Kill those traitors!
Pony #3 - Yeah we will end dead before he will do it!
Snowflake -...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Principal - toi did what?!
Dan - It's horrible... But true...
Principal - This kid is a ticking bomb...
Dan - Once he use this power after 1 heure he will simply die.
Principal - This thing killed your brother and toi still test it!
Dan - No... It's only thing that can kill me...
Principal - toi don't mean...
Dan - I'm losing it *looks out of window* my mind is getting plus corryoet plus I test myself, I'm slowly breaking. I want to did with him. Pathetic right... I'm scared of dying alone so I take my creation with myself. I'm an egoist...
Principal - ...



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Racing arena
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Announcer - And Void won the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
This is Frank, and Reggie's S2000
suivant day, Frank, and Reggie were at the body boutique on Green Drive suivant to Shadow Lake.

Frank: *Observing the body boutique poney working on his car* How much longer will this take?
Body boutique Pony: Just a couple plus seconds. *Finishes* Okay, toi promised me twelve grand in cash.
Frank: *Gives the body boutique poney his money*
Body boutique Pony: toi two enjoy yourselves.
Frank: We will.
Reggie: New tires, a beefed up engine, of course we'll enjoy ourselves.
Frank: *Gets in the driver's seat, and drives out of the body shop. He drifts to the right as he goes faster*

Julia was south of Frank's location with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.

Military poney 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military poney 2: *Getting out*
Military poney 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help toi two?
Military poney 1: I assume toi heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military poney 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everyone in Hungry's pirate crew got to the green, and yellow shack where a poney was selling maps.

Map Pony: Yes?
Hungry: We want a pirate map.
Map Pony: And why do toi want one of those?
Hungry: Because we're pirates. We're looking for buried treasure.
Map Pony: A stupid poney like toi shouldn't be going on a pirate journey.
Hungry: I'm not stupid.
Rainbow Dash: Look, we need this map to find treasure. Now hurry up, and give it to us.
Map Pony: And what if I don't want to?
Rainbow Dash: Max?
Max: *Gives arc en ciel Dash his sword*
Rainbow Dash: *Points sword at the map pony*
Map Pony: Uh, okay. Take...
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Source: Deviant Art, Joyreactor
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Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
posted by Canada24
The captured Changeling was thrown against the ground.

the other girls, including Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom, looked on in confusion. Clearly they didn't hear about what happened a few hours ago.

"W What is this?" Rarity asked in confusion.

"He and his ugly buddies, a volé, étole Scootaloo!" Dash cried, angrily growling at the changeling.

"What!? Why would they take our Scootaloo!?" AppleBloom cried.

Sweetie Belle on the hand knew what the reason was, and felt guitly about being partly the blame.

"Sweetie Belle. toi know anything about this?" AppleJack asked, seeing the little fillies face.

"I, I'm not...
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