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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted par Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? toi have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but toi won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much plus rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are toi wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What the fuck gave Pete the idea to let toi be an engineer?
Stylo: Because he actually knows how to drive a train.
Hawkeye: Yeah, all toi do is either go too fast, ou jump off at aléatoire times.
Gordon: Jésus christ. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: He always gets angry about everything.
Hawkeye: Oh yes he does.
Stylo: In 1941, he was one of the pilots that bombed Pearl Harbor.
Pete: *Arrives* Alright Percy, Orion is going to stop here, and let off some supplies from his freight train. When he does that, go ahead, and climb in the engine with him.
Percy: Yes sir.
Hawkeye: Good luck with your first assignment.
Pete: Pierce, toi and Stylo have to pull a double header with Gordon, and Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Double heading with Frenchy, and the angry pumpkin.
Stylo: I don't get it.
Hawkeye: Because he's orange.
Stylo: Oh, now I get it.

Percy soon saw Orion pull up to the station in a short freight train. It was being pulled par one GP9. There were three box cars, and a caboose.

Percy: Hello.
Orion: Hey, how are you?
Percy: Good. I'm the new engineer.
Orion: So I heard. Climb in.
Percy: *Climbs into cab*
Orion: So how have things been?
Percy: Good.
Orion: Good. Now when you're ready, we can take off.
Percy: Well, should we wait for them to unload that car of supplies first?
Orion: Wait a minute, toi just gave me a good idea to get fired. *Takes off*
Workers: Wait, we still have to unload!!
Orion: Haha, that's definitely going to get me fired now.
Percy: Go back.
Orion: What?
Percy: I a dit go back, and let them unload the train!!
Orion: *Stops* Well, toi didn't have to shout. *Goes backwards to station*
Workers: Hey, kid, what were toi thinking?!
Orion: Oh, I thought it would be a good idea to get fired if I-
Workers: Not you, the other poney in the cab!
Percy: Who, me?
Workers: Yeah you, toi should have waited for us to unload before taking off like that!
Percy: But Orion was the one driving.
Worker: Bullshit! *Finishes unloading boxcar* Okay, now toi can go!
Percy: *Drives train*
Orion: Way to go Percy, toi ruined my chance of getting fired from here!
Percy: Why can't toi just quit?
Orion: Because I'll get arrested if I quit.
Percy: No toi won't.
Orion: Yes I will. It happened to a very good friend of mine that lived in London.
Percy: Whatever. I'm not even going to argue with you.

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added by Metallica1147
The montrer that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as toi think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a an ago, am going to be the asshat that tells toi why. I do this mostly because I was inspired par a really shitty article I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this montrer is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
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