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 New Irish Leader
New Irish Leader
The three ponies went inside where the Irish were. The new leader was at the haut, retour au début floor.

Carole: Alright, we gotta do this before the mexicans get here.
Con: *shoots irish ponies*
Amy: What was that?
N.I.L: None of your business *pushes Amy in bed*
Amy: toi can go buck yourself!
N.I.L: *slaps Amy*
Con: *breaks down door* Amy?
Amy: Con help!
N.I.L *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots at N.I.L*
N.I.L: *blocks shots*
Con: Only one thing to do now *takes away sword*
N.I.L: toi bloody unicorn!
Edward: I hear a helicopter!
Carole: It's the mexicans.
P: *flying helicopter*
Con: *kicks new irish leader*
NIL: *grabs torch*
Con: *shoots flame* Not so much use now is it?
NIL: *hits Con*
Con: *grabs stick*
NIL: I thought toi a dit it wasn't useful.
Con: I lied *pushes NIL out window* Are toi ok Amy?
Amy: I'm fine.
Edward: Get the secret weapon, P is here.
Con: Oh perfect *grabs secret weapon*
P: Con toi did it. Now, give me the weapon.
Con: *throws it down cliff*

Despite surviving an earlier drop, that was in a car. The secret weapon broke once it hit the bottom.

P: What the hell?
Con: toi don't have it, I don't have it. Therefore nopony else can have it.
P: Hhmmmm. That's a good thought there. Well I'm on my way back to HQ. *gets in helicopter* toi coming?
Con: Nien. I'm staying with Carole.
P: Ok. *flies away*

Eight hours later in the atlantic ocean

Con: *laying in lit with Carole* toi still driving that rose peice of crap?
Carole: I told toi it's a sexy car. But not as sexy as you.
Con: Obviously, nothing is.
S: Con, do toi read me?
Con: Yeah, why did toi put a walkie talkie in my wristwatch?
S: To inform toi that Princess Celestia has something to tell you.
Con: Right *takes off watch* Let's go somewhere else, shall we?
Carole: We're on a boat, why don't we go scuba diving?
Con: Perfect idea.
S: Con! Are toi there? Con!
Parrot: Yes?
S: Princess Celestia is going to talk to you.
Celestia: Mr. Mane, how glad to finally speak to you.
Parrot: Eeyup.
Celestia: I just want to thank toi for saving our world from Mexico.
Parrot: Kiss me.
Celestia: Oh, really Mr. Mane you're such a funny pony.
S: Hold on, let me speak to him. Con! Where are you?
Con: *dives in water* Here.
Parrot: *drops watch*

And that includes For Your I's Only

Con Mane will return in License To Murder.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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The suivant jour in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" a dit a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" a dit another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" a dit a poulain, colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are toi crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* toi RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging par who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles ou Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could toi help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first poney fic! Tell me what toi think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” cidre fort, applejack asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are toi doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animaux and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt par them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
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Queen of Changelings: This jour is going to be perfect, the kind of jour of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This jour was going to be perfect, the kind of jour of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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