New Irish Leader
Carole: Alright, we gotta do this before the mexicans get here.
Con: *shoots irish ponies*
Amy: What was that?
N.I.L: None of your business *pushes Amy in bed*
Amy: toi can go buck yourself!
N.I.L: *slaps Amy*
Con: *breaks down door* Amy?
Amy: Con help!
N.I.L *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots at N.I.L*
N.I.L: *blocks shots*
Con: Only one thing to do now *takes away sword*
N.I.L: toi bloody unicorn!
Edward: I hear a helicopter!
Carole: It's the mexicans.
P: *flying helicopter*
Con: *kicks new irish leader*
NIL: *grabs torch*
Con: *shoots flame* Not so much use now is it?
NIL: *hits Con*
Con: *grabs stick*
NIL: I thought toi a dit it wasn't useful.
Con: I lied *pushes NIL out window* Are toi ok Amy?
Amy: I'm fine.
Edward: Get the secret weapon, P is here.
Con: Oh perfect *grabs secret weapon*
P: Con toi did it. Now, give me the weapon.
Con: *throws it down cliff*
Despite surviving an earlier drop, that was in a car. The secret weapon broke once it hit the bottom.
P: What the hell?
Con: toi don't have it, I don't have it. Therefore nopony else can have it.
P: Hhmmmm. That's a good thought there. Well I'm on my way back to HQ. *gets in helicopter* toi coming?
Con: Nien. I'm staying with Carole.
P: Ok. *flies away*
Eight hours later in the atlantic ocean
Con: *laying in lit with Carole* toi still driving that rose peice of crap?
Carole: I told toi it's a sexy car. But not as sexy as you.
Con: Obviously, nothing is.
S: Con, do toi read me?
Con: Yeah, why did toi put a walkie talkie in my wristwatch?
S: To inform toi that Princess Celestia has something to tell you.
Con: Right *takes off watch* Let's go somewhere else, shall we?
Carole: We're on a boat, why don't we go scuba diving?
Con: Perfect idea.
S: Con! Are toi there? Con!
Parrot: Yes?
S: Princess Celestia is going to talk to you.
Celestia: Mr. Mane, how glad to finally speak to you.
Parrot: Eeyup.
Celestia: I just want to thank toi for saving our world from Mexico.
Parrot: Kiss me.
Celestia: Oh, really Mr. Mane you're such a funny pony.
S: Hold on, let me speak to him. Con! Where are you?
Con: *dives in water* Here.
Parrot: *drops watch*
And that includes For Your I's Only
Con Mane will return in License To Murder.
Sitting par the door waiting for toi to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.
Chorus: If their is any anges left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)
My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no plus urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when toi ask to forget.
Chorus: If their is any anges left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive toi now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed toi to do toi need any help dashy"
"ya can toi um(looks aroud) can toi clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back toi must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE toi SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
