'Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus' Teaser ~ San Diego Comic-Con 2018

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, toi know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure toi don' need anything else?" a dit Zim. Positive?? Im fine. a dit Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took GIR off her face.
What is that?! a dit Merribelle.
A umm... dog. a dit Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, a dit Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, a dit Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

par the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down suivant to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black Suits – Avocats sur Mesure that had little tails on the...

toi know toi watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. toi have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. toi don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... toi vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And toi know exactly what happened to them.

4. toi pass out meat on Valentine's jour instead of candy.

5. toi talk in third person.

6. toi block up your chimney on Christmas because toi fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image toi can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. toi check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When toi get a zit, toi name it Pustulio and insist...