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posted by RealCosmic
A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg Slash fic. toi don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...
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*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt toi luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
Dana: I HATE MY LIFE!
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as GIR walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to petit gâteau, cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
(meanwhile)
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...
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posted by misanthrope86
I have written fan fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance fan fic and a few 'House MD' fan fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' fan fiction. I don't write fan fiction like most people do. My fan fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal fan fiction conventions. If toi do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way ou made it longer ou something. This fan fic is just for fun, take it ou leave it. I hope toi like though!




Zim & GIR Go To The Mall



"GIR, do toi have any sevens?"

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......
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In preparation for the impending 'Invader Zim' TV movie, I did a full series re-watch and decided to rank my haut, retour au début 10 'Invader Zim' episodes of all time! Here we go!


10. 1x17b 'Lice'
I l’amour 'Lice'! That's a weird thing to say... anyway, this is a really cool episode. One of my favourite things about it is how Dib thinks Countess von Verminstrasser is insane for believing in the Lice Queen even though he routinely gets called insane for believing in the paranormal. He does the same thing to her as his classmates/family/the general public does to him!


9. 1x10b 'Bloaty's pizza Hog'
'Bloaty's...
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I was sitting on the sofa at my parents house back on irk. I was thinking about the time I spent on earth. My parents were out at a meeting. For some reason, a name popped up in my head. Zim. Zim? Why should I remember him. He was a jerk. But here i am now. 2 years later. 2 years older. And I'm sat on my bedside cabinet waiting for Zim to return home. I l’amour him. GIR and mimi are out children robots- we treat them like kids-they are very spoilt indeed. Well here is our story about our relationship.

I'm a irken invader, as is zim. We worked together, not that we enjoyed it- but we had no choice....
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posted by iPsychic
'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled GIR who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. GIR looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' GIR shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 l’amour Zadr
Love Zadr
Gaz:Grrrr!!!! Tak:Same Here....Gaz:Ur Mad Too Tak:Well I'm Mad At Dib Gaz:Why????Tak:CUZ!!! HE BREAK MY FREAKIN HEART!!!!!! Gaz:Wow!! Tht Happen Tht To Me Too Zim Broke My Heart!!!!!!!!! Tak:If Dib Broke My cœur, coeur Gaz:And If Zim Broke My Heart......Gaz ANd Tak :Oh No Not Again!!! *Mean While* Gir:Master Can I Ask U A question Zim:WHT Is It Gir??Gir:Why Did U Broke Gaz's cœur, coeur <3 Zim:*Blushes Really Hard*Ummm........NON OF UR BUSSINES Gir:WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim:FINE!! Becuz I Like ....Umm...My.....Enemy. Gir:Which One?!?!?!? Zim:D...i....b Gir:AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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 adult katie
adult katie
4 years later

me and tib got marryed and courtney is marryed to zero and we got one child and courtney got one child too when gaz,zim,angel are dead Angel dead from old age are little boy is playing wtth gir,okami,spyro but petit gâteau, cupcake is gone she got destroy par a guy so courtney got a new robot and her little girl is 7 and are little boy is 7 too.

"zim come down here"i said

"yeah mommy"zim said

"will gaz is come to play because her mom,dad is going out of town"i said

"yay"he a dit

then the other sir robots came in gir,okami,spyro got a game slave 6 GIR put the past behide him we never say the old gaz ever again then gaz came in

"hi there"she said

GIR ran to her and hug her he thinks that the new gaz is old gaz

"i miss you"gir said

"it's night time so can we go to lit now and play tommow"she said

"she is right now go to bed"i said

all the kids and robots went to lit and went to my lit i fell sleep
 new zim and gaz the red wings is zim and the white wings is gaz
new zim and gaz the red wings is zim and the white wings is gaz
posted by titanicdragon
Sarah's pov
Again, I couldn't sleep. It might be because I had to take a exam in the morning but that wasn't it, lately I haven't been able to sleep I felt as though I wasn't part of this world anymore like I was being pulled somewhere eles. I shook the feeling away and pulled at my laptop and turned it to Netflix and statred watching Invader Zim. Yeah a college girl watching a cartoon but I was a fangirl of Zim.

I had always liked the montrer and had been sad when they canneled it, but like most kids toi déplacer on to something eles, but my college Friends and I started talking about the shows we...
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posted by DMhello
Camping Trip- Zim`s P.O.V.
This is a sequel to "Return of the Shadow Hog"

I was in my house making dîner for myself; I was in a short sleeved white chemisier and my usual black pants and nothing else, with the exception of my wig and lens. I was putting the finishing touches on my shougayaki (grilled pork with ginger) I could now have thanks to Gaz, she gave me some of her antidote she invented when she first came to this planet, now I could eat whatever I wanted. There was a knock on the door and I reluctantly went to the door. When I opened the door I found Dib
Zim: "oh foins, hay Dib, what are you...
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posted by zim123456
 billy,grim,mandy
billy,grim,mandy
so this is billy and mandy and invader zim so i hope toi like it.
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billy and mandy pov

mandy,billy was in the living room with grim they was watching tv.

"grim is it true that aliens is real"billy ask

"no billy they not"grim said

"but there is a montrer called invader zim i going to to watch it"billy said

"fine billy"mandy said

billy cilck the tv montrer and bily saw a alien and robot on the show

"look grim,mandy there's a alien in the show"billy said

"billy it's zim and GIR that's why it's name invader zim dumb kid"mandy said

"can we go there grim"billy ask

"mmm well i...
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A wonderful nightmare


There was darkness that bounded around Zim, he walk knowing it would lead him nowhere. He couldn't help but feel that someone was watching him, he felt fear and uneasy as he heard someone titter.

"Who's there?"He asked, trying to keep his voice livid and rough. No one answered.

"Show yourself pitiful creature of darkness, ou suffer the radeau of the Almighty Z-,"Zim was then interrupted par the same titter he heard earlier, It was longer and plus uncontrollably. But then it stopped and was replaced with a low and dangerous growl.

"Oh shut up."It said. "I'm in a good mood...
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 "Congratulations toi two, it's a boy"
"Congratulations you two, it's a boy"
As zim walked accueil from skool he has been thinking of how to encourage Lard Nar (leader of the Resisty) to assist him destroy every Irken that dared to laugh at him behind his back. The Resisty hated the Irkens too which meant it would be hard for zim to influence The Resisty to team up with him, a rival.
Zim signed at the last thought and open the door to enter his base; of course GIR was in the canapé watching his Scary Monkey montrer like always.

"Gir, was there any response from the resisty?"

"I donno" GIR a dit not taking his eyes from the TV.

"I thought I told toi to... Oh forget it, I'll check...
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ATTENTION amoureux OF ZIM:
ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if toi dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

******
Your sitting in your room, on your bed, musique from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. secondes before this moment toi were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making toi laugh, like he always has. Just as toi thought he was going to ask toi to go to the movies, ou come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...
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I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what toi think please!



    Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If toi don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...
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posted by RealCosmic
Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Dib:Hey Zim<33
Dib:Hey Zim<33
*At Skool*

Zim:uhh I'm Bored

Gaz:M3 2

Dib:Me 3

Rubii:Maybe We Should Do Something After Skool

Dib,Gaz And Zim:Wht?

Rubii:Lets Have A Pool Party After Skool At 4:30P.m

Zim:Good

Dib:Idea

Gaz:But Were Should We Do The Pool Party

Dib:Lets Do It at My House

Zim: *Smirks*Good Idea Dib-Worm

Rubii:Yeah Good Idea

Gaz:Ok Guys!Now Wht Should We Eat For The Pool Party

Dib:I Know! PIZZA!

Zim:Yes! Pizza

Gaz:AWESOME IDEA Dib

*Tak Spyes*

Tak:Uhh! Their Planning To Do A Pool Party WithOut Me >:(

Carolina:I Know Tht is So Not Fair

Erick:Uhh DOrks!

Melissa Nar: I Know

*After Skool All The Class Leave The Class And Go To The Buses*...
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"Now that there are no humans present to hear me, May I ask why are toi suddenly interested in Zim?" he asked without making eye contact with her.

"I already told toi Zim, I just thought it would be interesting to know what Aliens like toi do differently from us humans" Gaz a dit and she continued to read the paper.

"Gaz Membrane is finally fascinated in Aliens, the suivant thing I will hear from toi is that toi want to be a paranormal investigator. I guess Zim has just found Dib's perfect assistant. "Zim teased.

"Hey just bacause I find toi ALIENS interesting does not mean I'll become Dib's clone...
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posted by misanthrope86
SO...

Lately, a couple of people have been running around here yelling about how "gross" ZaDr (the Zim and Dib romance) is and blah, blah, blah. So I wanted to talk abou tmy position on some of these issues, even though the people who need to hear my message are probably not going to read my message, and if they do, I'm sure they will just saying something in response that makes no sense ou is offensive. But here goes...

1) toi are not required to like ZaDr.
~ I am 100% certain that there is no law requiring toi to like ZaDr, ou to visit the ZaDr club, ou to look at and commentaire on ZaDr images/videos/fanfics...
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posted by silvaria_fan23
 Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Sick Dib And Bad Zim
Dib:Good Morning Dad
Proffesor MamBrane:GoodMorning Son :)
Gaz:Uhh Hii Dib
Dib:*Sings* This Is The LIFE!!...*Stops Singing*Uhh My Throat Hurts!!
Gaz:Haha The Way U Sang!
Dib:Its Not Funny!
Proffesor Mambrane:Wow Dib Son U Cant Sing?!
Dib:Idk Why?
Gaz:Haha!Maybe Ur SIck..
Dib:*Sniffs* ACHO!! Ok I'm Sick :S
Gaz:Poor U!
Dib:WhtEvr Gaz
Proffesor Mambrane:Hmm..Srry Son But Ur Gana Have To Stay Home
Dib:Ok Dad *Walks Upstairs SickLy*
Gaz::Hehe
Proffesor Mambrane:U! Go To Skool Gaz!
Gaz:Ok *Growls*
*Mean While*
Mrs.Bitters:*Growls*Grr Dib Never Got Here!
Zim:Hmm..Were Is The Dib
Zita:Hehe Look Now The Freak Is WorryIng...
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