A/N- saichanlovestoad does not own Invader Zim and she isnt not making any money off this fic.

This is an Mpreg Slash fic. toi don't like, don't read. I personally like it. There are several crack pairings in this one as well, including Tallest/Zim, Skoodge/Zim, Sizz-Lorr/Zim, and others. The main pairing is ZADR, though. This story also comes with warnings: Oral sex, fisting (sexual term for shoving knuckle into privates), strong language, graphic detail, repeated Mpreg, nonconsenual sex (ie-rape), fetishism, and use of toys. Any other warnings will be added on later. No flames. You've been...

*Gir stares at Dana in dis belief*
Gir: i....i thougt toi luved ........me*a tear rolls down his cheek*
Dana: I HATE MY LIFE!
*gir backs up in a corner*
*then he runs out the door crying*
*as GIR walks thoughs flow head*
Gir: (talks to himself)*sniff sniff* i should have been nicer to petit gâteau, cupcake *sniff*
Gir: but now, *sniff* shes all asploded
Gir: WHHHHHHYYYYYYY??!!!*cries hysterically*
*flies off*
(meanwhile)
Sasha: Kil! stop bein a perv!!*nudges him*
*kad and Zim laugh*
Kil: what? *laughs a little himself*
Kad: hey, wheres Gir?
Zim: Gir's missing?
Kil: gggiirr!
Kad: oh no, hes- hes gone!!
Sasha: we need to go...

I have written fan fiction before, but only one My Chemical Romance fan fic and a few 'House MD' fan fics. This is my first 'Invader Zim' fan fiction. I don't write fan fiction like most people do. My fan fics are designed to be funny and they do not follow normal fan fiction conventions. If toi do not like the way I right, that is fine, but please don't tell me how my story would be better if I ended it a different way ou made it longer ou something. This fan fic is just for fun, take it ou leave it. I hope toi like though!




Zim & GIR Go To The Mall



"GIR, do toi have any sevens?"

"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......