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Dib's Goal

added by carlie445

Source: IDK!!!

He just wants him GONE

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Zim l’envahisseur

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Part 4:The Truth Hurts

posted by Irkans

(Nurses office)
Nurse:Whats the problem?

Raven: I bumped into an idiot and now my heads gonna burst!

Dib:"Hey!"

Raven: Well the truth hurts,doesn't it? Except I'm the one whose hurt.

Nurse:I'll get an ice pack,try not kill each other."

Raven: No promises.
Besides I'd be doing all the killing.

Nurse: (Walks away)
"They don't pay me enough for this job,she mumbles.

Dib:"What was that about?"
" I tried being nice to toi and walked toi to the nurse,and this is how toi react?"

Raven: (Yawns)
"Hey dude could toi be quiet?" Cant toi see I'm trying to be depressed and bored?

Dib: Are toi the only person toi care...

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Dib's tranformation

posted by Invader_K

Dib paced back and forth. "If I go on my spell drive, I'll look for something that can take me to Blink ou something, will be perfect. But I only managed to take 122 free spells from the paranormal convention. What should I do Gaz?" Dib asked, his now irritated sister. "You should shut your mouth, that's what toi should do." Gaz said, focusing on the GS5 that Blink had donné her on her 13th birthday. "You and Blink were pretty close friends, huh?" Dib asked, looking at her GS5. "Yeah... WHY?" Gaz asked, looking pretty annoyed. "What did she say? Like talk about?" Dib asked, looking at his feet....

Sparky's Tale chapter 1

posted by woowie

(Zim's POV)
She was tall. She had black hair. She obviously wasn't human. Sparky was her name, and she was purple, and furry... so furry... with beautiful, ocean blue eyes, and the sharpest nails. Her teeth- they were not teeth, they were fangs. Fangs that could probably rip someone apart. One bite, and it's all over.

Ms. bitter put Sparky suivant to me. A couple minutes into class, I found a slip of paper on my desk. I opened it:

Hey.

I looked over at Sparky, and she smiled. I'm sure it was intended to be a friendly one, but it was everything but. Those fangs...

I didn't reply. She followed me around all day. I was glad when Skool let out. But everywhere I looked, I saw a strange creature, not Irken nor human.

When I returned to my base, I went down to my lab. I no sooner got there whe the doorbell rang. I commanded GIR to answer, and I got into my disguise. I then went to the first floor.

When I got there, I didn't like what I saw. Not one bit.

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Zim the Savior. part 1

posted by FanBot

Zim walked to the High Skool, DIb right behind him. this made him uncomfortable so he stopped and made Dib trip, breaking his glasses. "oh no, dad's gonna kill me!" Dib flustered.

"maybe toi should have gotten small plastic eye helpers, Dib human!" Zim laughed and walked on.

when they got to class, there teacher Ms.Sour was a bit acide, sure as usual. "you're LATE, Dib." she scolded, completely ignoring Zim. Dib was about to say something when she put the "Dunce" hat on his head and pointed to the tabouret in the corner. she grumbled something and went to sit down. Zim tripped him with an evil smile....

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rockys story part 2

posted by zgfangrl

king: tie him up and bring me the monitor*guards bring out large screen and tie rocky to a chair*
rocky: WHAT ARE toi DOING?!
king: watch! *turns on projector*
(the monitor shows the destruction of one planet for irk millions of aliens running and screaming as they were anilated)you see irk did this that was a planet of peaceful people they were willing to live in the irken society did irk let them no they didnt this is why bolderia wants to conquer irks planets because we let them live! irkens are monstrous creatures they kill ou imprison every other living species cast off your diguise irken!...

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World Heroes 1: The Darkness

posted by woowie

"Doofza donut..." I mumbled in my sleep. "Sparky..." I heard a familiar voice. "You gotta help me out, it's all a blur last night, we need a taxi..." Katy Perry? "Spare me a friggin'-" "SPARKY GET UP toi LAZY BUM!"

"EEP!" I fell off the couch. Right above me was my owner. "HI DOOFIE!" I said. "Sparky this is serious!" Our voices were drowned par an earsplitting clap of thunder. "WHAT!?" I yelled. "IT- IS- SERIOUS!" he screeched.

Just then, the TV messed up. The radio still played. "Ya love, ya love, ya love, is mah drug-" it sang. The lights flickered. Then there was an interruption with the...

Sabre's Story

posted by nigahigarocks98

It was the dead of night. The galaxy was peaceful, quiet...stars twinkled. Saturn's rings sparkled. Everything was beautiful, until...WHOOSH!!! Tik Tok blasted in the background, as a dark blue ship zoomed past. The musique faded with the ship...who could be in there? Me, Invader Sabre with my faithful companion, Spyke. "Are we there yet!?", he asked me; however I couldn't hear him over the deafening music. I loved Ke$ha's songs, but I hated talking over them. I turned it down. "What?", I asked. What was so important that I had to turn down my favori song? Spyke suddenly looked sad. "Why'd...

The New Invader Part 4

posted by Solo28

Zim grabbing Gir

ZIM'S ROOF/VOOT RUNNER CONTAINMENT

Gir: It starts this way, no it, um....It's this button

Gir pushes the ejecter button and he siège pushes GIR away, GIR screams.

Zim runs in.

Zim: GIR, IS THE VOOT READY YET

Gir: YES, Wait a minute.....no.

Zim rushes toward the Voot Runner and starts it up.

Zim: GET IN GIR

Gir: No

Zim grabs GIR par the ear of his Dog suit and throws him in the Voot.

The roof opens and The Voot Runner flies away into the destroyed city.

CITY

Zero and Z-9 are having the time of their lives setting plus and plus buildings on feu and blowing up plus and plus stuff.

Zero places a big flag down,...

S.I.R Dana Amv : Dont Wana Be TOrn

posted by silvaria_fan23

Poor Dana

D.A.N.A:Maybe it's the things I say,
Maybe I should think before I speak
But I thought that I knew enough
To know myself and do what's right for me
And these walls I'm building now
You used to bring them down
The tears I'm crying out
You used to wipe away

[Chrous:]
I thought toi a dit it was easy,
listening to your heart
I thought toi a dit I'd be ok
So why am I breaking apart?
Don't wanna be torn [x4]

Now maybe I have to choose between
what I want and what toi think I need
Cause I'll always be a little girl
But even little girls still got to dream
Now it all feels like a fight
You were always on my side
But lonley...

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invader cynder fanfic 19

posted by InvaderCynder

I walked over to the ship and booted it up. "Thank toi for activating project "TLALOCAN." the ship said. petit gâteau, cupcake got up and came over suivant to me.she was still in her costume."voice confirmation required." the machine hummed."Bambi" i spoke into the microphone."Confirmed." the machine dinged."Alice In Wonderland." petit gâteau, cupcake spoke into the mic."not recognized."it beeped."i meant to say Mulan!" she corrected herself."Confirmed." it dinged again."Cynder and petit gâteau, cupcake Confirmed. please set location." it told us. i was about to say "Irk" when something hit me and pined me up against a wall. it took...

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chose your own adventure IZ style!

posted by InvaderCynder

*sniff* wwwhwhhhhhhhyyyyy???!!! *cry*

Sasha: i get sad *cry

ZIm: why is that my Sasha?

Sasha: plus of *sniff* toi and Gaz

Zim: WHAT?! that little Gaz human? No, ur the only person i love

Sasha: thnx ZImmy

ZIm: and toi know how u can trust me?

Sasha: if u mean trust toi more; what?

ZIm: this
*Zim grabs and kisses her*

*Cynder punches Zim in the head really hard but not hard enough to kill him just make his nose bleed*

Zim: WHAT THE F, CYNDER!?!

Cynder: toi JUST TRAUMATIZED CUPCAKE!*points to C.U.P.C.A.K.E.*

*Cupcake is staring blankly repeating the words "lord erase thy mind of what thy have beheld." over...

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Laundromat of Doom 1

posted by Solo28

Zim: GIR! Get in here!
GIR: Yes master!
(gir comes into the room)
Zim: What did toi do to the laundry machine?
GIR: The spinny thing?
Zim: What did toi do to it?
GIR: I thought it was a ride
Zim: toi RODE the laundry machine?
GIR: It was a spinny water ride! I even got free candy!
Zim: That was soap, gir. And WHY did toi stuff a chair in it?
GIR: so i could sit down.
Zim: ughhhh! toi leave me no choice, GIR, we'll have to go to the.....laundromat.
Zim and GIR arrive at the laundromat. everyone is doing the laundry and stuff.
Zim: Well, gir, it's time to do this laundry thing of cleaning...(everyone stares...