toi know toi watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. toi have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. toi don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... toi vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And toi know exactly what happened to them.
4. toi pass out meat on Valentine's jour instead of candy.
5. toi talk in third person.
6. toi block up your chimney on Christmas because toi fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image toi can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. toi check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When toi get a zit, toi name it Pustulio and insist...
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