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posted by InvaderStickly
STICKLY'S POV (On Planet Irk.)
I, Stickly the Irken soldier was training to go to a planet as an Invader. I saw the Almighty Tallest announce who was going to be an Invader. I was very impatient. All I could hear was "Secret planet: Earth" and giggles. Whoever was going to be sent to Earth was not being taken seriously. "Who wants this one?" a dit Purple Tallest. "I do." I said. He threw a robot unit at me. I never really did like the Tallest. They had that kind of attitude. However I was greatful for the gift I had. I had my own robotic unit. Though I was not an Invader, I still had my unit. "I hate those tall creeps. Don't you?" I a dit to my new robot. "I am not aloud to montrer emotions." he said. "You can't be happy ou sad?" I asked. "I am not aloud to share this info with toi unless I am programed to." he said. I rushed back to my home. I scanned my new robot. I looked at his programming in my lab. My lab screen showed his senses. I went down to his emotions. I enabled his emotions. "How do toi feel?" I asked. "Since I am now aloud to share my emotions, happy." He said. I made an emotionally trained information retriever. That is why I named him ETIR.
I rushed to the store to try to find batteries for my lab screen that was almost out of juice. I couldn't afford anything at the shop. I couldn't even afford food. I really needed food, though. I'd die without it. But in every job I ever had, I got permanently fired. That's why I can't afford anything. And I've tried every job on planet Irk. So, I went to the Tallest's home. They were not only the mightiest, but the richest of planet Irk. So, I looked for a money container in there home.
I couldn't find any moneys. I looked and looked, but no moneys. I stood La Reine des Neiges in fear as I saw a guard in their home. He took me and didn't say a word. He dragged me into a cage. He put the cage into an escape pod. I was blasted into space. I called in ETIR to save me. He came out to l’espace to unlock the doors to my cage. I noticed a planet. I got a sense of Deja vu. I remembered that the Tallest a dit this planet was known as Earth when he was calling out for Invaders. ETIR flew me to earth. He did everything without hesitation, knowing that I was the one who set his emotions free.

STICKLY'S POV (On Earth.)
My sky blue and black pod was disguised as a backpack. My eyes were disguised with human eyes. My antenas were folded into my hair to blend in. I looked for a skin disguise, but I couldn't find one. I knew that another invader was at this planet. I'll just use the same excuse he used I thought. ETIR was disguised as a blueish, purpleish cat. Blue is ETIR's favori color. I was ready to montrer my face in public. So, I went to school. In research I found while working on a report, it showed schools on earth known as Jefforson High and Colombia université and Benton Middle School. I wasn't expecting to see a big sign that a dit "Skool." I walked inside and told the princeapal I was new. He a dit my parents needed to be here for me to sign up for Skool. The closest thing I had for a fake parent was ETIR. So, I got ETIR to wear a human disguise. Then, I signed up. I was in Mrs. Cliope's class. She seemed a little scarry. She smiled all the time. But I was very greatful I didn't get the class right suivant to me. All I could hear from the classroom was stuff like, "Now, do 8,000,000,000 push ups" ou "Doom. Doom. Doom." I think the teacher's name was Ms. Bitters, which was totally understandable. The other class suivant to me seemed boring. All I heard from there was stuff like, "Do toi understand? Do you? There's gonna be a test. Please wear the uniforms I made. It'll make me pleased."

NOSHEI'S POV
I spent all jour in class the same old same old. The teacher going on about words I still can't even pronounce, the girls going on about how cute that stupid Danny Fulker is, the guys going on about who got beaten up par who, and me failing to draw a cyote and a wolf. I mean, a new kid came in today. I was half asleep so I didn't really react until about ten secondes after he stepped into the room. He was 100% green. "What's up with the green spraypaint?" my friend, Jukai said. Then, all of the sudden, some big headed kid with weird looking hair (I think his name was Dij ou Dib ou something) randomly barged into the room. "Green?!" he said. "An alien! Where?!"

STICKLY'S POV
I didn't know people would be on to me at all times. But, I thought that was life on earth for an Irken.
ZIM's POV
I didn't expect another Irken to be on earth. The recess play time of the jour came. I got a closer look of this new student. "You're green." I said, suspicious. "Um... so are you." he said. "I have a rare skin desease." I said. "I have the same one." he said. "Liar! I made that skin disease up!" I said. Whoops. I realized my mistake.

STICKLY'S POV
"So toi have paint on you?" I asked, casually. "Uh... um, OF COURSE! THAT'S GENIUS!" he said. "What is?" I asked. "Nothing. Be gone!" he said. Okay, if anyone on this planet is an Irken, it's definatley that kid I thought. When we got back inside from play time, (I could never remember the name) the teacher a dit it was time for social studies. "Let's make social studies... FUN!" Mrs. Cliope said. I raised my hand. "Yes, Sticky?" she said. "Just kidding! I know your name is Stickly! I WAS JOKING!" I was a little creeped out. "What exactly is Social Studies?" I asked. I looked around as everyone laughed. Two people remained silent. They both looked suspicious. One looked like a threat and the other one looked confused. I think the threatning one was named Jukai and the confused one was named Noshei. After enough suffering of embarecment, I went home. I looked at ETIR. "Thanks again for being a parent." I said. "No problem, master." he said. "How was school?" I sat down, exausted. "Terrible!" I answered. "Everyone there gets along but me. People are already on to me." I was scared.
Zoey's pov

I woke up in Zim's arm he was holding me tight it a good thing I didn't need to breath because he was holding me that tight. I was happy to be back with my evil alien. I kissed him he woke up.

"Love-pig"

He kissed me back

"Zimmy, good to see toi your up, thank toi for saving me"

"Of course my love-pig, I should have been there to keep toi safe!

"Zim he would have killed you, and I couldn't stand that! I l’amour you, I can't be without you!"

I was crying he was my best friend, my lover I don't know what I do without him!

"Please don't cry my love-pig we together again and thats all that matters"...
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Zim's pov

Star stay over I told her she could take the lit but as always she refused.

"The canapé is fine Zimmy"

"Well, how am I supposed to hold you!"

I blushed,I didn't mean to say that, but I did l’amour having her in my arms.

She giggled

"Well if that's what toi wanted why didn't toi say so!"

I blushed, étoile, star seemed to have this power to make ever part of me want her. I asked her, her answer was that it was a gift all girls had. That made sense I mean all the films where the boy falles madly in l’amour with the girl so quickly.

She also a dit that I had a power over her and that she loved that feeling....
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Rose's pov

I sent message to the twins telling them to met me later today, but the a dit they met me at the museum. It would be easy to explain to Zim, but I had no idea about Dib. I got up Mr. and Ms. Kip reminded me that two new fostrer kids were moving today a brother and sister. I didn't think much of it till I saw it was the twins.

"OMG Alex, Dave I can't beileve it toi guys why didn't toi say anything?"

"We wanted to surprise you" a dit Alex in a laughing tone

Alex and Dave where small, had blonde hair and or eyes. They look so similar that it was hard to tell them apart even though they...
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Rose's pov

I was suprised that he kissed me and I was even plus suprised that I kissed him back. It was like every part of my body was on fire,it was amazing. I tried to pull away, but he puts his hands on my face and kissed me again. I lean on his shoulder. He put his arms around me, I was so Lost in the moment that I didn't hear the knock at the door. Then Ms. Kip got me out of my daydream.

"Sorry Ms. Kip what did toi say?"

''Would your friend like to stay for dinner?"

"Thats up to him"

"Actually, Ms. Kip I was hoping Rose could have dîner at my place." he said

What was he up to I thought.

"That...
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Zim's pov

It was the suivant day. Ms. Kip let me in a told me I could go up to Rose's room. For a human she was pretty ok. I knocked on the door.

"It's open" she said

I enter the room I didn't pay much attention to it last time since Dib was there. Her room was full with spell books, potion bottles, her laptop which was on and no less in Irken flies, fanstay livres Titanic livres and movies. She look upset. She closed the book she was reading.

"So where do toi want to started?"

Something was bothering her, she seemed out of sorts I glazed at the computer there was a haut, retour au début secert flie on it. I walk over...
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Rose's pov

I was it to much pain to get back in my disguise. Dib was outside thinking he was coming to save me. He was sweet but he didn't get it. that it could be possible for Zim and I to be friends.

"I saw the demon Zim toi used it to get her hurt to do experiments to her!"

Great, he saw another demon I was going to have to use another memory potion. I pulled it out.

"Go away Dib toi crazy we just watch T.V." yelled Zim

It wasn't a totally lie the T.V. was on.

"Give me Rose" yelled Dib

"Zim , use this"

I gave him the potion.

An evil grin came on his face.

"I only give her to toi if toi drink this"...
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Rose's pov
He was hugging me! Every fiber in me yearned for him. I hated it. I couldn't get close to him . I had to stay away he would only get hurt. Yet, something told me that if I stay away from him. He only try to get in plus involved, he didn't seemed like he would let this go and forget about me. My head was screaming that I should get away. Yet I couldn't and wouldn't I was confused it hurt. I tried to pull away, but he held me tigher. I looked up at him, I still couldn't speak I didn't want him to be apart of my troubles. He was supposed take over the world he didn't need this! He spoke...
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Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and Kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
posted by Aquarius18
1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that toi know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death étoile, star on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill toi for that one.
posted by Purplesim123
 Okami, the loup
Okami, the wolf
Chapter one- Living, Just As Planned
POV Sid
    “Beep! Beep! Beep!” the sound of the dream-killing alarm clock in morning made the teen regret buying the annoying thing. Groaning, she turned away from the noise before she realized that this was the fourth time it went off. Heavy, brown eyes slitted open just to squint shut again as a hand rubbed them.

‘No, is it Monday already?’ With a groan, slowly rolled out of lit and changed into her default attire; a aléatoire T-shirt, flared jeans, all-star shoes, a light veste and her purple metallic necklace; a little, sphere...
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posted by gryffindorgal
I set up a human 'house' across the 'street' from Zim. "S.I.R.," I sighed, lazing back in a chair.
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did toi finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. a dit with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
posted by Invader_K
 i know u saw this pic, but i l’amour it! Lolz. Enjoy
i know u saw this pic, but i love it! Lolz. Enjoy
BLink sat, her eyes blank. Zim approached her, and noticed her blank expression. "Blink?" he asked, getting her attention. She smiled, running towards him to hug him. "ZIm...I l’amour you..Remember that okay? Don't forget it at all..I don't want to lose toi too..Don't leave me..." she sobbed, while ZIM had realized what had happened earlier. He stroked her cheek, while tears slipped down her face. "It's going to be fine.I'm still here, and I'm not going anywhere." Zim said, comforting her. He picked her up, and cradled her. She cried silently, while he carried her to his base. Zim put her on the...
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The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will montrer the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, ou why Jésus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks a dit it was stupid.
posted by FanBot
the planet ituldyoosue was a scary jail planet that was shrouded in black clouds and had hot, red stone for crust. Zim gave a small gulp and he looked around, being marched to his punishment. he was strapped to a mid evil looking clamp, and the metal sheet below him opened up, and he was dangling par the pole that was holding a pulley that measure how high ou low he went. the cell was deep, and it looked like it would hurt really bad if the guards hands slipped.

the rope slowly had him go down, and soon they were out of rope. /i still have almost 20 earth meters to go! Zim thought. suddenly...
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posted by Invader_K
Zim was walking accueil from Skool. "That Dib STINK! UGH! arghh! he has his stupid HEAD! STUPID! and ARGH!" he shouted to no one. It had been three years. Three years since he arrived at earth. This was his last an of Elementry skool. Blink was his only friend. she arrived two years earlier than him. she has plus knowledge of humans and human things like books, tv, songs, movies, ect. He sighed. He couldnt stop thinking about blink. She was tough, ideal, pretty and his best friend. No! He couldn't think that.
After all, he didn't need anyone. ou so he thought. Blink was in her lab working on...
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lin and ida were always happy together when they were little they laughed and played and had fun together. 9 years pasted and lin and ida got there first units. '' wow! look at this one! shes really pretty!'' gasped lin she named her unit veer. but ida didnt want just one unit so she a volé, étole one and named them fifi and shelly. lin was having fun with her little unit. but ida was growing jealous of there friendship. so the years passed while lins cœur, coeur was growing pure and happy, idas cœur, coeur was rotting and full of hate. then time came for them to part '' oh ida i wish i never want to leave you...
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posted by invadersaphhire
ooookkkkkaaayyy...this is all at Zim's base,k?

Xena:*shes sittin on the couch,watchin tv*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!tht guy got beat up par a TODDLER!!!

Zim:XENA!!I TOLD U NOT TO GET ON THE canapé ANYMORE!!not after last time!!!

Xena:Is it a rule tht I'm not allowed on the couch?

Zim:*irritated twich*yes.

Xena:Unless toi MADE the rules,IGNORE THEM!!

Zim:GET OFF THE COUCH!

Xena:thnx 4 the friendly suggestion,but i LIKE the couch!

Zim:GET OFF!!*tries to shove her off the couch*

Xena:FINE!!!*jumps on his head*but...
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*a black cat with white paws, a white tipped tail, and two white stripes on her back burst into the room and mews some sort of chant*

Kad: aw, a kitty!

Cat: stay back, Twoleg!

Kil: it can talk!

Cat: my name is StarLight. i only need the Irkens. *flicks tail* come on.

Zim:*whispers to Sasha* i don't think i trust this cat.

Sasha: Zimmy, don't be silly! of course we can trust a cat! she looks no plus than 11 months old!*turns to Starlight* ok, we're coming.

Starlight: thank you. *dips head respectfully and leads them into the woods until they stumble upon a broken Sir Unit* Cynders last request...
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(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is toi name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and toi better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank toi for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and toi are dead," "that's right prince John of the vampires i think i know you."



To be continued.... and toi got to lessen to this link really.
posted by Diblover111
    MiMi sighed. Ugh, the dilemma. Stuck on Earth, ship destroyed, and she really didn’t think Tak was coming back anytime soon. OK, options. One; go to Zim. NO! Tak would destroy her, and besides, he would only make things worse. Two; stay and do nothing. No, that would get her nowhere and would endanger the mission. Three-.
    MiMi’s thoughts were interrupted when a bright light suddenly came on. She looked up and saw it was coming from the window of the kid with the abnormally large head. Dib was his name, yes.
    MiMi jumped...
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