STICKLY'S POV (On Planet Irk.)
I, Stickly the Irken soldier was training to go to a planet as an Invader. I saw the Almighty Tallest announce who was going to be an Invader. I was very impatient. All I could hear was "Secret planet: Earth" and giggles. Whoever was going to be sent to Earth was not being taken seriously. "Who wants this one?" a dit Purple Tallest. "I do." I said. He threw a robot unit at me. I never really did like the Tallest. They had that kind of attitude. However I was greatful for the gift I had. I had my own robotic unit. Though I was not an Invader, I still had my unit. "I hate those tall creeps. Don't you?" I a dit to my new robot. "I am not aloud to montrer emotions." he said. "You can't be happy ou sad?" I asked. "I am not aloud to share this info with toi unless I am programed to." he said. I rushed back to my home. I scanned my new robot. I looked at his programming in my lab. My lab screen showed his senses. I went down to his emotions. I enabled his emotions. "How do toi feel?" I asked. "Since I am now aloud to share my emotions, happy." He said. I made an emotionally trained information retriever. That is why I named him ETIR.
I rushed to the store to try to find batteries for my lab screen that was almost out of juice. I couldn't afford anything at the shop. I couldn't even afford food. I really needed food, though. I'd die without it. But in every job I ever had, I got permanently fired. That's why I can't afford anything. And I've tried every job on planet Irk. So, I went to the Tallest's home. They were not only the mightiest, but the richest of planet Irk. So, I looked for a money container in there home.
I couldn't find any moneys. I looked and looked, but no moneys. I stood La Reine des Neiges in fear as I saw a guard in their home. He took me and didn't say a word. He dragged me into a cage. He put the cage into an escape pod. I was blasted into space. I called in ETIR to save me. He came out to l’espace to unlock the doors to my cage. I noticed a planet. I got a sense of Deja vu. I remembered that the Tallest a dit this planet was known as Earth when he was calling out for Invaders. ETIR flew me to earth. He did everything without hesitation, knowing that I was the one who set his emotions free.
STICKLY'S POV (On Earth.)
My sky blue and black pod was disguised as a backpack. My eyes were disguised with human eyes. My antenas were folded into my hair to blend in. I looked for a skin disguise, but I couldn't find one. I knew that another invader was at this planet. I'll just use the same excuse he used I thought. ETIR was disguised as a blueish, purpleish cat. Blue is ETIR's favori color. I was ready to montrer my face in public. So, I went to school. In research I found while working on a report, it showed schools on earth known as Jefforson High and Colombia université and Benton Middle School. I wasn't expecting to see a big sign that a dit "Skool." I walked inside and told the princeapal I was new. He a dit my parents needed to be here for me to sign up for Skool. The closest thing I had for a fake parent was ETIR. So, I got ETIR to wear a human disguise. Then, I signed up. I was in Mrs. Cliope's class. She seemed a little scarry. She smiled all the time. But I was very greatful I didn't get the class right suivant to me. All I could hear from the classroom was stuff like, "Now, do 8,000,000,000 push ups" ou "Doom. Doom. Doom." I think the teacher's name was Ms. Bitters, which was totally understandable. The other class suivant to me seemed boring. All I heard from there was stuff like, "Do toi understand? Do you? There's gonna be a test. Please wear the uniforms I made. It'll make me pleased."
NOSHEI'S POV
I spent all jour in class the same old same old. The teacher going on about words I still can't even pronounce, the girls going on about how cute that stupid Danny Fulker is, the guys going on about who got beaten up par who, and me failing to draw a cyote and a wolf. I mean, a new kid came in today. I was half asleep so I didn't really react until about ten secondes after he stepped into the room. He was 100% green. "What's up with the green spraypaint?" my friend, Jukai said. Then, all of the sudden, some big headed kid with weird looking hair (I think his name was Dij ou Dib ou something) randomly barged into the room. "Green?!" he said. "An alien! Where?!"
STICKLY'S POV
I didn't know people would be on to me at all times. But, I thought that was life on earth for an Irken.
ZIM's POV
I didn't expect another Irken to be on earth. The recess play time of the jour came. I got a closer look of this new student. "You're green." I said, suspicious. "Um... so are you." he said. "I have a rare skin desease." I said. "I have the same one." he said. "Liar! I made that skin disease up!" I said. Whoops. I realized my mistake.
STICKLY'S POV
"So toi have paint on you?" I asked, casually. "Uh... um, OF COURSE! THAT'S GENIUS!" he said. "What is?" I asked. "Nothing. Be gone!" he said. Okay, if anyone on this planet is an Irken, it's definatley that kid I thought. When we got back inside from play time, (I could never remember the name) the teacher a dit it was time for social studies. "Let's make social studies... FUN!" Mrs. Cliope said. I raised my hand. "Yes, Sticky?" she said. "Just kidding! I know your name is Stickly! I WAS JOKING!" I was a little creeped out. "What exactly is Social Studies?" I asked. I looked around as everyone laughed. Two people remained silent. They both looked suspicious. One looked like a threat and the other one looked confused. I think the threatning one was named Jukai and the confused one was named Noshei. After enough suffering of embarecment, I went home. I looked at ETIR. "Thanks again for being a parent." I said. "No problem, master." he said. "How was school?" I sat down, exausted. "Terrible!" I answered. "Everyone there gets along but me. People are already on to me." I was scared.
I, Stickly the Irken soldier was training to go to a planet as an Invader. I saw the Almighty Tallest announce who was going to be an Invader. I was very impatient. All I could hear was "Secret planet: Earth" and giggles. Whoever was going to be sent to Earth was not being taken seriously. "Who wants this one?" a dit Purple Tallest. "I do." I said. He threw a robot unit at me. I never really did like the Tallest. They had that kind of attitude. However I was greatful for the gift I had. I had my own robotic unit. Though I was not an Invader, I still had my unit. "I hate those tall creeps. Don't you?" I a dit to my new robot. "I am not aloud to montrer emotions." he said. "You can't be happy ou sad?" I asked. "I am not aloud to share this info with toi unless I am programed to." he said. I rushed back to my home. I scanned my new robot. I looked at his programming in my lab. My lab screen showed his senses. I went down to his emotions. I enabled his emotions. "How do toi feel?" I asked. "Since I am now aloud to share my emotions, happy." He said. I made an emotionally trained information retriever. That is why I named him ETIR.
I rushed to the store to try to find batteries for my lab screen that was almost out of juice. I couldn't afford anything at the shop. I couldn't even afford food. I really needed food, though. I'd die without it. But in every job I ever had, I got permanently fired. That's why I can't afford anything. And I've tried every job on planet Irk. So, I went to the Tallest's home. They were not only the mightiest, but the richest of planet Irk. So, I looked for a money container in there home.
I couldn't find any moneys. I looked and looked, but no moneys. I stood La Reine des Neiges in fear as I saw a guard in their home. He took me and didn't say a word. He dragged me into a cage. He put the cage into an escape pod. I was blasted into space. I called in ETIR to save me. He came out to l’espace to unlock the doors to my cage. I noticed a planet. I got a sense of Deja vu. I remembered that the Tallest a dit this planet was known as Earth when he was calling out for Invaders. ETIR flew me to earth. He did everything without hesitation, knowing that I was the one who set his emotions free.
STICKLY'S POV (On Earth.)
My sky blue and black pod was disguised as a backpack. My eyes were disguised with human eyes. My antenas were folded into my hair to blend in. I looked for a skin disguise, but I couldn't find one. I knew that another invader was at this planet. I'll just use the same excuse he used I thought. ETIR was disguised as a blueish, purpleish cat. Blue is ETIR's favori color. I was ready to montrer my face in public. So, I went to school. In research I found while working on a report, it showed schools on earth known as Jefforson High and Colombia université and Benton Middle School. I wasn't expecting to see a big sign that a dit "Skool." I walked inside and told the princeapal I was new. He a dit my parents needed to be here for me to sign up for Skool. The closest thing I had for a fake parent was ETIR. So, I got ETIR to wear a human disguise. Then, I signed up. I was in Mrs. Cliope's class. She seemed a little scarry. She smiled all the time. But I was very greatful I didn't get the class right suivant to me. All I could hear from the classroom was stuff like, "Now, do 8,000,000,000 push ups" ou "Doom. Doom. Doom." I think the teacher's name was Ms. Bitters, which was totally understandable. The other class suivant to me seemed boring. All I heard from there was stuff like, "Do toi understand? Do you? There's gonna be a test. Please wear the uniforms I made. It'll make me pleased."
NOSHEI'S POV
I spent all jour in class the same old same old. The teacher going on about words I still can't even pronounce, the girls going on about how cute that stupid Danny Fulker is, the guys going on about who got beaten up par who, and me failing to draw a cyote and a wolf. I mean, a new kid came in today. I was half asleep so I didn't really react until about ten secondes after he stepped into the room. He was 100% green. "What's up with the green spraypaint?" my friend, Jukai said. Then, all of the sudden, some big headed kid with weird looking hair (I think his name was Dij ou Dib ou something) randomly barged into the room. "Green?!" he said. "An alien! Where?!"
STICKLY'S POV
I didn't know people would be on to me at all times. But, I thought that was life on earth for an Irken.
ZIM's POV
I didn't expect another Irken to be on earth. The recess play time of the jour came. I got a closer look of this new student. "You're green." I said, suspicious. "Um... so are you." he said. "I have a rare skin desease." I said. "I have the same one." he said. "Liar! I made that skin disease up!" I said. Whoops. I realized my mistake.
STICKLY'S POV
"So toi have paint on you?" I asked, casually. "Uh... um, OF COURSE! THAT'S GENIUS!" he said. "What is?" I asked. "Nothing. Be gone!" he said. Okay, if anyone on this planet is an Irken, it's definatley that kid I thought. When we got back inside from play time, (I could never remember the name) the teacher a dit it was time for social studies. "Let's make social studies... FUN!" Mrs. Cliope said. I raised my hand. "Yes, Sticky?" she said. "Just kidding! I know your name is Stickly! I WAS JOKING!" I was a little creeped out. "What exactly is Social Studies?" I asked. I looked around as everyone laughed. Two people remained silent. They both looked suspicious. One looked like a threat and the other one looked confused. I think the threatning one was named Jukai and the confused one was named Noshei. After enough suffering of embarecment, I went home. I looked at ETIR. "Thanks again for being a parent." I said. "No problem, master." he said. "How was school?" I sat down, exausted. "Terrible!" I answered. "Everyone there gets along but me. People are already on to me." I was scared.
Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and Kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and Kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that toi know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death étoile, star on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill toi for that one.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that toi know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death étoile, star on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill toi for that one.
I set up a human 'house' across the 'street' from Zim. "S.I.R.," I sighed, lazing back in a chair.
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did toi finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. a dit with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did toi finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. a dit with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will montrer the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, ou why Jésus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks a dit it was stupid.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will montrer the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, ou why Jésus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks a dit it was stupid.
(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is toi name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and toi better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank toi for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and toi are dead," "that's right prince John of the vampires i think i know you."
To be continued.... and toi got to lessen to this link really.
To be continued.... and toi got to lessen to this link really.