Lisa was thankful that it was warm out, even with the wind, because she was wearing a shiny silver dress that was above her knees. They swerved through the traffic and dodged oncoming cars on the road. Hugh had gotten directions from her earlier so he knew where he was going. They arrived at the premiere within 15 minutes of their departure. He gave his keys and their helmets to the kid there and walked the red carpet. Cameras flashed and jaws dropped as they walked together hand in hand. They hadn’t really decided that they were going to make their relationship public, it just happened. “Hugh. Lisa. Over her.” Photographers yelled for them to turn so they could get their perfect picture of the newest Hollywood couple. They turned and posed for the photographers, Hugh’s arm around her waist and her hand on his chest. They finally made their way into the building. “Lisa!” A woman with fiery red hair and a tight white dress on a dit hugging Lisa. “Karen! How was Uganda?” She asked. “Oh it was a learning experience for me. All those poor starving kids with diseases, nobody will ever really understand until they see them for themselves.” She sad. “Well, it was great seeing you…oh. Karen this is Hugh…Laurie.” She introduced Hugh who was holding her hand. “How do toi do.” Hugh a dit politely shaking Karen’s hand. “My, my, my. Aren’t toi the gentleman.” Karen said. “It’s a British thing.” Lisa joked. “I’m Karen Zimbowski. I’m a photographer and a journalist.” Karen introduced herself. “Pleasure to meet you.” He said. “Karen!” A high-pitched woman a dit hugging her. “See ya around Karen.” Lisa a dit grasping Hugh’s hand again and walking off. They walked into a big room the size of a highschool gym. The room was all white and had tabled in the back with a bar in the middle at the back. From the tables down it was filled with chairs. Everything was circling a piste where the mannequins would come down. The room was filled with people and chatter. “Do toi want to go get a drink?” Se asked over the chatter. “Sure.” He replied as they walked towards the bar. “I’ll have a dry martini.” She told the tender. “I’ll have a bourbon…no ice.” He told the tender. They got their drinks and paid for them. “Let’s get the good seats upfront.” She a dit noticing everyone starting to sit down. They were lucky enough to find a siège in the seconde row right in front of the runway. The lights were dimmed except for 3 big lights that lined the runway. Then musique played and a man came out to speak. “Hello everyone and thankyou for coming to the opening of Aliha Tequila’s new line called ‘Me’. It’s titled so because all the clothes toi will be seeing are fashions and styles that Aliha would wear. Enjoy the show!” He a dit and walked off the runway. The musique started a gain and the mannequins started to strut their stuff on the runway. Lisa thought the clothing was very relaxed and sophisticated and she very much liked it. Hugh thought the clothing was boring and spent the time rating models…typical man. The montrer lasted for about 20 minutes and then the same guy came out again to speak. “Wow! Is all I can say. Now here is the master at work Aliha tequila herself.” He a dit and Aliha came out waving and smiling. “Hey everybody! Wow! Look at all these gorgeous people here tonight. I’m glad toi all came. I hope toi loved my new line. The thing that really inspired me the most for this is me. I just wanted to represent me through fashion. Thankyou again!” She a dit and walked off the piste as everybody clapped. “Ok. The after party will be right suivant door in the big white building and there will be plenty of drinks and lots of fun so please come.” The man a dit and walked off. Everyone got up and started to mingle and talk and drink. Lisa and Hugh started to walk towards the exit but then were stopped par Aliha. “Lisa honey! I’m so glad toi came!” She a dit hugging her. “And toi brought a guest I see.” Aliha a dit referring to Hugh. “Yes! Aliha tequila this is Hugh Laurie.” Lisa a dit introducing Hugh who shook Aliha’s hand politely. “How do toi do?” He asked. “I’m very good thankyou. Did toi enjoy the show?” She asked them. Hugh just nodded. “It was beautiful! I loved the purple outfit.” Lisa commented. “Oh yes that is my favori one as well.” Aliha said. “Well toi two have a lovely night.” Aliha a dit and walked away as Hugh and Lisa walked out on the red carpet. There were big bouncers who opened the door for them. They walked out holding hands and plus cameras flashed as everyone exited to go to the suivant red carpet and into the party. plus bouncers let them in and as soon as they walked in the whole place was booming with musique and people. The only lights that were on were strobe lights that kept flashing and made everyone look like robots when they moved. “What do toi want to drink?” She asked him. “Uh…whatever.” He a dit following her. “Two ball busters please.” Lisa a dit to the tender. “Ball busters?” Hugh asked. “Try one.” She a dit handing the green and glowing liquid. “Looks safe.” He a dit sarcastically and then chugged the beverage down. The drink burned his throat and he closed his eyes in pain as she laughed. “Jesus! What the hell?!” He said. She chugged her’s like it was nothing. “I got no balls to bust so it doesn’t hurt me.” She smirked as she saw his amazement. “4 vials of the good stuff.” She ordered. “What are toi making me drink now?” He asked. “You’ll see.” She a dit smiling. The water brought them 4 vials on a tray full of purple alcohol. “You have 2 and I’ll have 2.” She a dit handing him 2 and chugging her’s down herself. He chugged his as well and this time it wasn’t as bad. “Those are my favori so far.” He said. ‘Good. Those get toi drunk faster.” She a dit pulling him towards the dance floor. She twisted and turned on the dance floor and Hugh was rather turned on par this. They danced and drank then danced and drank and then drank some more. Before they knew it they were pretty drunk. All of a sudden a slower song came on. It had no words but it was a l’amour song they could tell. “Let’s dance.” She a dit wrapping her arms around his neck and he putting his hands on her waist. She couldn’t quite reach his neck so he gracefully lifted her up and put her on his feet and danced like Edward and Bella at the prom…except a little drunker. “It’s late.” She said. For a drunk she talked pretty good as did he. She talked against his mouth. “Let’s go.” He a dit pulling her off the dance floor. Hand in hand they stumbled out of the club and out on the red carpet. They camera people still didn’t leave so of course they were right there and Hugh and Lisa put on their best sober act as they walked, impressively, in a straight line down the carpet. Once they were out of site of the paparazzi Hugh pulled out his cellphone. “Hey there buddy!” Hugh a dit slurring a little. “You’re drunk.” Robert said. “Nooooooooope! I’m perfectly soooooooooober.” He said. Lisa was leaning against him and laughing hysterically at someone who dropped a paper. “Lisa is with you?” He asked surprised. “Yeah.” He said. “Where are you? I’ll come and get you.” Robert asked. ‘We are…where are we?” He asked Lisa. “What? I ave nooo fucking clue!” She a dit mispronouncing ‘have’. Robert shook his head and just hung up the phone, he would find them eventually. Hugh and Lisa drunkenly sat on a bench and waited for their friend. Robert had found them with in 10 minutes because he had a guess as to where they were and he was right. “C’mon.” Robert a dit tiredly opening his car door so they could get in the back. ‘Thanks buddy.” Hugh a dit as he and Lisa got in. they drove off and the alcohol and finally taken it’s full affect and Robert went to talk to them and saw them making out in his rearview mirror. “Guys! Not in my car! Wait until toi get home!” He a dit but they didn’t listen. They stumbled out of Robert’s car. “Thanks buddy!” Hugh a dit and then was attacked par Lisa who jumped on him wrapping her legs around his waist. She giggled as put his hands on butt to support her as they walked. “Jesus women! Wait until we get in the door at least.” He a dit but she just giggled plus and kissed him. He carried her to the bedroom and laid her down on it. He crawled ontop and she looked into his eyes. “I’m the luckiest women in the world.” She said. “Why’s that?” He asked. His voice sounded even plus heavenly when he was drunk. “Because at this exact moment I have a sexy Brit. onto of me and he’s al; mine for the taking.” She smiled, as did he. Clothes were thrown and all that good be heard was their breaths…
~~~~~~2 hours later~~~~~~
Lisa lay on Hugh’s bare chest as they both slept. In the dark a figure appeared and it slowly and quietly walked over to the lit where Hugh and Lisa were sleeping. The moonlight shining through the window cast a sliver of light on the figure. Jo was standing there just staring at the two lying in bed. Lisa rolled over and felt a breeze and remembered that her window was open. She opened her eyes and saw Jo. “Hi bitch.” Jo said.