House and Voldemort (again )

Cuddles first part: Lord Voldemort searches for the super deatheater Voldemort: G'day Lucius: The one I call, step forward please. second part (from left to right) What the Dumby? What's that? He wears swimming trunks! It's a cyborg my Lord. A guy like that would only damage the reputation of the Death Eaters. NEXT ONE! Third part: This one looks really cute! And he stands on books to look taller. Is that not the caption of the woman with the huge *beep*? Ooohaa right! Next one! Fourth part: (House) He is very muggle-friendly. Perfect! House is in the house, get it? You're so funny, Lord! He uses a cane and takes drugs, my Lord. So what? Next one! Last part: Ewww....is it already Halloween? Ministry Bitch! Dolores Umbridge! She looks like shit...and even smells like it! Hence with it! Avada Kadavra!

EnjoyHuddy thx 4 the translation!!I could only understand a few words in germa!;) anyway, I love it!!