Lollipop Isues 3
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In the apartment
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House-your home......
Wilson-I brought liz accueil because toi apparently don't care how she gets home....
Liz-excuse me..but...where can I sleep....
House-I perfer the floor.....it's very nice.....
Liz-can I at least sleep on the couch....
House-um....I guess....I have a hooker rendez-vous amoureux, date anyways.....a.k.a. CUDDY....
Wilson-why are toi going to cuddy's...
House-hooker date....I already told toi that....
Liz-cuddy is a hooker......
House-yes...so good I have to get out my 100 dollar bills out.....just fo her though...
Wilson-no....he just wishes she was a hooker....he uses metaphores a lot.....
Liz-oh...i see...
House-Wilson...don't lie to the girl....she is to a hooker...just toi wouldn't know because toi let Amber ride your lollipop first...
Liz-okay...I'm totally confused....
House-well...Wilson asked Cuddy out..but they didn't even get to first base..than he dated this girl named Amber....but of course she rode his lollipop before Cuddy...
Wilson-House....the girl doesn't need to know my whole life story......
House-that wasn't...that was just last year...
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Than house left
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( House knocks on cuddy's door with his cane )
Cuddy-wat do toi want house....
House-I came to see my favori hooker....
Cuddy-don't toi have a kid to take care of.....
House-no....Wilson is taking care of her....
( House goes insider her home.....cuddy than shuts the door )
Cuddy-by the way I'm not a hooker....and toi should be bonding with her....
House-I am bonding...
Cuddy-no your not...Wilson is bonding....
House-yes I am....with my hooker...
Cuddy-I'm not a hooker...even if I was one I would stay away from you....
House-words can hurt toi know....
Cuddy-you should go home...
House-but mom.....
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At the apartment
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( Wilson and Liz are on the canapé talking )
Wilson-so....you like ice cream...
Liz-ya..why...
( Wilson got up...went to the cuisine and got the ice cream and two spoons...and sat back on the canapé )
Wilson-here..we can eat while we talk...
Liz-thanks...
Wilson-so....do toi have a boyfriend back home...
Liz-no......I kinda gave up on all of that kind of stuff...
Wilson-why would toi give up on that...I never did....I've had 3 marriages....and I'm still single....and than Amber died in a bus crash..
Liz-oh my...I'm so sorry...I had no idea....
Wilson-it's okay...there's nothing any one cou....
( before he could finish Liz lent over and gave him another sweet kiss..... )
Wilson-wow...what was that for anyways...
Liz-I thought toi needed it....
Wilson-ya I did....
TBC
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In the apartment
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
House-your home......
Wilson-I brought liz accueil because toi apparently don't care how she gets home....
Liz-excuse me..but...where can I sleep....
House-I perfer the floor.....it's very nice.....
Liz-can I at least sleep on the couch....
House-um....I guess....I have a hooker rendez-vous amoureux, date anyways.....a.k.a. CUDDY....
Wilson-why are toi going to cuddy's...
House-hooker date....I already told toi that....
Liz-cuddy is a hooker......
House-yes...so good I have to get out my 100 dollar bills out.....just fo her though...
Wilson-no....he just wishes she was a hooker....he uses metaphores a lot.....
Liz-oh...i see...
House-Wilson...don't lie to the girl....she is to a hooker...just toi wouldn't know because toi let Amber ride your lollipop first...
Liz-okay...I'm totally confused....
House-well...Wilson asked Cuddy out..but they didn't even get to first base..than he dated this girl named Amber....but of course she rode his lollipop before Cuddy...
Wilson-House....the girl doesn't need to know my whole life story......
House-that wasn't...that was just last year...
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Than house left
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( House knocks on cuddy's door with his cane )
Cuddy-wat do toi want house....
House-I came to see my favori hooker....
Cuddy-don't toi have a kid to take care of.....
House-no....Wilson is taking care of her....
( House goes insider her home.....cuddy than shuts the door )
Cuddy-by the way I'm not a hooker....and toi should be bonding with her....
House-I am bonding...
Cuddy-no your not...Wilson is bonding....
House-yes I am....with my hooker...
Cuddy-I'm not a hooker...even if I was one I would stay away from you....
House-words can hurt toi know....
Cuddy-you should go home...
House-but mom.....
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At the apartment
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( Wilson and Liz are on the canapé talking )
Wilson-so....you like ice cream...
Liz-ya..why...
( Wilson got up...went to the cuisine and got the ice cream and two spoons...and sat back on the canapé )
Wilson-here..we can eat while we talk...
Liz-thanks...
Wilson-so....do toi have a boyfriend back home...
Liz-no......I kinda gave up on all of that kind of stuff...
Wilson-why would toi give up on that...I never did....I've had 3 marriages....and I'm still single....and than Amber died in a bus crash..
Liz-oh my...I'm so sorry...I had no idea....
Wilson-it's okay...there's nothing any one cou....
( before he could finish Liz lent over and gave him another sweet kiss..... )
Wilson-wow...what was that for anyways...
Liz-I thought toi needed it....
Wilson-ya I did....
TBC
