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posted by HaleyDewit
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for plus than a decade
So if you’d traverser, croix my way toi don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an icone in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
toi think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
toi got no style
toi l’amour a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!

Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t toi mess with my pretty face

Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face


Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because toi ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
toi take that back
toi filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s favori tool

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!

Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t toi mess with my pretty face

Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face


Bellatrix:
I’ll torture toi with my wooden stick
If toi beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!

Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t toi mess with my pretty face

Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
Dulce et Decorum Est (1917)
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Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had Lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod.Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had Lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod.
Gas! GAS! Quick, boys! — An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just...
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These are a bunch of funny alternate endings to Harry Potter I found. I did NOT write them.

Scooby Doo ending: Voldemort is captured, and is revealed to be Filch wearing a mask. As he is hauled away, he shouts, “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for toi meddling kids!”

South Park ending: After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Ron address the audience, saying, “You know, I’ve learned something today.” Suddenly, Ginny is run over par the Knight Bus, prompting Ron to shout, “They killed Ginny!” Harry responds, “You bastards!” Neville laughs and says it’s...
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Let's just get this straight before toi go harping on my article because I'm a Twitard. Because I'm not. I'm just getting a little sick of Bella cygne being called "too perfect". She's perfect about to the extent that I am a Twilight fan. Which is to say, not at all.


OK, Let me tell toi a story about a REAL Mary-Sue.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Anastasia B. Ana was in 6th grade, she was tiny for the age of ten (she skipped kindergarten), she was absolutely adorable, and she was in Gifted and 7th grade math. Boys all loved her, and she could crochet, knit, and she had perfect handwriting....
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