Harry Potter vs Twilight Club
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for plus than a decade
So if you’d traverser, croix my way toi don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an icone in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
toi think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
toi got no style
toi l’amour a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!

Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t toi mess with my pretty face

Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face


Bella:
I went to Forks and was welcomed with opened arms
I got them falling for my without using any charms
You, you’re just jealous because toi ain’t got no friends
Bellatrix:
Yeah, I bet I’d be much better off with a guy who’s impotent

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
toi take that back
toi filthy old hag
Whoa (x8)
You’re such a fool
You’re Voldy’s favori tool

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!

Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t toi mess with my pretty face

Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face


Bellatrix:
I’ll torture toi with my wooden stick
If toi beg I’ll make it quick
I won’t waste too much on you, useless chick
Bella:
I won’t cry, I won’t scream
No, I won’t make a scene
But don’t screw my face, please

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!

Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t toi mess with my pretty face

Death Eaters:
You better run for cover
Bellatrix:
Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Cru, Crucio your face
Bella:
No not, no not, no not, no not my pretty face
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"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie fans to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...
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I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"

Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in l’amour with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could toi say that?! I'm in l’amour with him!!"


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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
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Here is a liste of flaws found in Twilight:

1. Quileute Tribe - She added imprinting, which isn't even in their history, as a way to manipulate the relationships and have automatic 'true love' . If I was Quileute I would feel insulted.

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2. Basic Biology - It is stated in New Moon that an ancestor of the Quileute tribe transferred his soul to a real loup when his earthly body had been destroyed. In Breaking Dawn, Edward reveals that the Quileute tribe are not real werewolves, but shape-shifters. How can it be that this transformation is genetic for the descendants of the tribe?

3. Armed forces...
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For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b L o g s p o t . c o m -- posting liens from this site will cause toi to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning toi against posting...
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Who's your favori character from both series?Why?
Favorite scene from each book in both series? Why?
Favorite book from each series? Why?
What would toi change in each book? Why?
What did toi like in each book? Why?
What are the morals toi learned in each series?
What were the happiest/saddest/scariest/funniest moments in each series?

*WARNING: Long+Spoilers*

My favori character in Twilight would have to be Angelea. She's very smart and
kind and she doesn't judge anyone. Even if she may not agree with her friends,
she's still always there for them.
My favori character in HP would have to...
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*I used to like Twilight until I started really lire it and it seemed like the plus I heard ou read into it, the plus negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a fan of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them par their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...
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