Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated par my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have toi ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless...

1. rejoindre an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. rejoindre an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects toi from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. toi can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, toi make Friends with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a question a bit il y a asking what bothers toi about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if toi haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, toi probably...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides par calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets toi a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE an OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The livres aren’t well written, just because toi make up...