• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkGeorgina: Judging par the size of the chaussette on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: toi can't outbid me. How do toi expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkVanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, toi can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkDan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been plus pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkEric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkSerena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch toi on a walk of shame?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: [to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a gant and I still wanna wash my hands!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless voûte of do-overs?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Guys like Carter don't change, S.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkScott: Vanessa, I lied to toi because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: What are toi proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I see toi didn't bring your sidekick this evening. Probably for the best, this place doesn't accept IOUs. Some guys just are-
Serena: Who they are? That's exactly what Blair just said.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I can't believe toi lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She a volé, étole my shoes?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I want toi to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I l’amour you. toi enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: How do toi know?
Chuck: Because toi believe in me.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I've booked the penthouse. What do toi say we christen my legacy? ou do toi need to be bribed?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: He has to answer to a board, Serena. And board members tend not to approve of clubs with manteau check girls who give happy endings.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I'll win toi know. I ruled at Constance and I will rule here!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Apparently higher education doesn't make for smarter decisions. So take out your notebooks and sharpen your pencils, kids. Gossip Girl's going to college, and this class has a lot to learn.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: [in bed] toi were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. toi okay?
Chuck: [sleepy] I am now.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: There's a reason I always come back to your Carter, and it's not because you're my bad habit.
Carter: What then?
Serena: You're the only one who understood why I wanted to find my father. toi were there for me through all of that and I trust you.
Carter: Anyone would have done the same thing.
No they wouldn't have. I don't want anyone else. I want you.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkRufus: [to Serena] I know I'm not the first guy that your mom's brought into your life, but if toi and Eric will let me, I'd really like to be plus to toi than just Lily's most récent husband. Let me help toi with this.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkCarter: Serena, listen to you, what's your deal? You're jouer la comédie out because daddy doesn't l’amour you? Is that why toi skipped out on Brown too?
Serena: Please ...
Carter: No. I told toi how I felt and toi blew me off until toi needed someone to do your dirty work. Well, it's time to find a new bad habit, because it's not gonna be me anymore.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkJesus freak: We thought our little agneau had been Lost for good!
Georgina: I AM Lost for good.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDan: [takes mic] Hi, I'm Dan. I just wanted to let everybody know that Blair Waldorf, over there, invited some people from Georgina's past just so she could embarrass her. But toi know, we're all in college here, and college is a place where you're not judged par what toi believe, and the Friends toi make, you're here to make new Friends and start over. So the last time I checked, this party was pretty fun, right? [crowd murmurs] So ... who wants to leave with Blair? [silence] Who wants to stay here and drink cheap bière with ME!? [crowd cheers] It's a no-brainer!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Most of toi don't know me. My name is Blair Waldorf. But a lot of toi know my roommate who threw this amazing party, Georgina! I know, Georgina rocks, right? It's funny, I never knew a Jésus freak could throw such a good party, but I guess I was wrong. So everybody raise a glass, ou a plastic cup of foam, to the coolest Christian I know, Georgina Sparks!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: I thought your theory was that if we got to know each other, we'd break up.
Bree: Maybe I'm revising my theory.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBree: A cargo shorts fetish definitely goes in the minus column.
Nate: I was like 12 years old!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkKatie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Blair: Dan's a writer?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Forget the Four Horsemen. The real sign that the world is coming to an end? Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her from social extinction.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: [to Rufus] toi know you're plus scared of my mother than I am?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Face it Blair. Once upon a time in a far off land, toi were a queen. Here you're just a loser who will never fit in.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: So if you're not trying to sabotage me then what is this? First toi deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you're making your move!
Georgina: This paranoia has got to stop, Blair.
Blair: I am NOT paranoid. I'm right. Why else would toi form an alliance with Vanessa, the one person I may hate plus than you?
Georgina: It's not an alliance. It's a friendship. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool and people like her. plus than the weird girl who threw the poisson party.
Blair: Sushi! There was toro!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa's accueil films when there's a sushi and sake party suivant door! Did I mention wasabi facials?
Georgina: Okay then. And ... shut the door?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: Why do toi think I asked toi to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen!
Serena: Fine. Then I'll go.
Chuck: Train wreck.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBree: What do toi say? You. Me. This apartment. Until we get sick of each other.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bree: toi know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize toi couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that toi chew, and we'd break up.
Nate: That's a romantic story.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby ou a poodle.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDorota: Miss Blair. What we going to do? Call police?
Blair: No, we're going to throw a party.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: You're overreacting. The roommate thing is just a coincidence. My parents a dit it was either Bible camp ou college, so ... go Bobcats!
Blair: So you're not in l’amour with Jésus anymore.
Georgina: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jésus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: toi mean he dumped toi because He found out toi were Satan!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Sorry I'm late ... Blair? Blair Waldorf! Oh my God! I can't believe it! We're roommates!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Let's make it clear from the start. We don't know each other here.
Dan: [pauses] Works for me.
Vanessa: Me too.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: It's not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: toi are so sweet to see me off. I can't believe NYU orientation week is here!
Chuck: I have to object to toi living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls. There's a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Every fall confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents' homes for the hallowed halls of higher education. Like any new venture, the new journey represents opportunity to conquer new territory. ou to be a little less lonely. But just because the opportunity presents itself doesn't mean everyone is ready to take it.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I'd like to start again. So, thanks for bringing me Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, well, I'd like to think that if I needed it, someone would do the same for me, although let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you. Oh ... no headbands in college.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
