1. Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!

Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.

Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. toi could ask for a better rebound!

Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Blair: Oh, a honk instead of a knock!...

1. Pilot

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought toi were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.

Blair: We should get going, unless toi want us to wait for you. Looks like toi got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She Lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena: I l’amour you, B.
Blair: I l’amour you, too, S.

Blair: She better not montrer her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

2. The Wild brunch, brunch du

Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It...