Stop worrying Private, you'll be fine!!...maybe..

Icicle: Hello everyone who is lire this! This is Icicle! I am here at the fans of PoM spot at fanpop. Now, my Friends gathered up the PoM main characters, tied them up, and hid them in a secret location.

Lilly: (Over the walkie-talkie) So we're are we talking them?
Icicle: The penguins' HQ, Okay?
Lilly: Okay! *hangs-up*

Icicle: Now where was I? Oh yes. We hid them in a secret location where no one will find. Now, to the penguins' HQ!




(At the HQ)

Skipper: Who are you, and why did toi bring us here?!?
Icicle: Hi! I'm Icicle. I'm here to force toi to play my aléatoire games!

Skipper: What!?! No way.
Angel:...

[b]Let me make this clear, this is a PARODY of all the crazy amounts of OC's on this site. If I missed your OC, sorry. I did the best I could.[b]


Skipper and Marlene were walking in the zoo one day. A brown loutre ran par in the direction of the Lemur's habitat. "Hi, Brandon!" Skipper called him out. Brandon yelled hi, not once looking back. Skipper and Marlene kept on walking. Four little animaux were running in a straight line behind him.


“Eggy, Peanut, Marshal, Buttons…” Marlene counted. Skipper looked over to her.

“I’m going to get some of Private’s l’amour Smoothies out of the HQ.”...