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(It's from here that my favourite character starts montrer up, also the chapter will start montrer up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from Google Docs after all)...

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par the suivant morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new Friends arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on feu inside it. "How does Dash do it?" Sally groaned out loud.

"Sally, get up, the boss is coming." came a voice that it took her a minute to remember. It was Hayley's.

"What?" Sally mumbled.

"Get up." Hayley repeated and pushed her up. "We have to pretend that toi work here." she said, remembering Sally would probably not even remember when she made that deal. Sally shrugs and plays along, organizing some of the bread.

"You working Smith!?" came a voice.

"Y -Yes sir, working." Hayley said, with a nervous chuckle. But out of the manager's outfit came Roger the Alien. With a fake moustache and a blue suit tucked with a black tie, plus a blonde wig as he wobbles over like a penguin. "You better be."

"Oh.. It's you." Hayley said, breathing in relief.

"Back to work Smith!"

"Shut up Roger, toi don't work here." Hayley groaned.

"Hey the name's Adam Footbody, and I demand toi to work!" Roger cried, trying to slightly change his voice.

Hayley rolls her eyes, "ignore him." she tells Sally, who's using a water bottle to cool her head.

Just as suddenly Carly and Pinkie enter, having tracked Sally's phone.. ou just asked Jeff, who's probably parked outside in the van he lives in. Poor guy, it's not even an RV.

"Sally there toi are, toi never got home, I worried." Carly said, though referring to just the hotel when she a dit "home".

"We were out drinking." Hayley said, as she was just kinda silently listening to the others. Sally uses this as the ''Hayley - Carly'' intros. Both shake hands.

"I'm guessing that's your boyfriend outside?" Carly asked.

"Husband actually." Hayley said, montrer her ring.

"Aww, how lucky." Carly giggled.

"Unfortunately he lives in his van, so we moved back in with my parents." Hayley explained.

"Smith, I a dit no breaks!" Roger repeated.

"You don't work here Roger." Hayley repeated, annoyedly.

Roger sighs and says "Hayley It's exhausting that toi never just play along."

"Does he do this every time?" Carly asked quietly.

"Pretty much.. He lives in my attic, he loves playing pretend." Hayley replied, Roger waving.

"Does your family know he's an alien?" Carly asked, Hayley's eyes widened, but Roger had little reaction other than mild surprise.

"W What alien, he ain't no..."

"Those disguises aren't fooling us." Pinkie responded.

"Fools Langley Falls." Roger said, and threw off his wig. "Yes I'm hiding out with her family."

"Can we? I don't want to go back to Santos, and it's clear you're already close with Sally." Carly said.

"Sure, I'm sure dad will be okay with it."

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SMITH HOUSE:

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"No! I refuse!" Stan yelled angrily. Francine is suivant to him but saying nothing, though she's clearly feeling bad about Stan's words.

"But dad..."

"Harboring fugitives Hayley!? I'm with the CIA! And that's Michael Townley's daughter, he's huge on the listings!"

"My dad is dead." Carly said, trying to hide sadness to make herself seem plus controlled.

"Plus you're already harboring aliens, what difference does it make?." Pinkie insisted, in response Stan immediately pulls out his handgun from beneath his blue suit, shocking Hayley and Francine, Hayley even shielding Sally. Though not the other two, just Sally. Carly gives a small understanding node, mixed with a small smile.

"They know! I have to kill them!" Stan cried paranoid.

"No Stan, don't hurt Sally!" Hayley yelled, even referring to her dad par his real name.

"You know the rules Hayley!" Stan yelled back.

"Look, Dan was it?" Carly started.

"Stan." Stan a dit casually, but still keeping the gun up and ready.

"Look Stan, we won't tell anyone. I mean after faking our deaths in North Yankton, an Alien conspiracy is easy." Carly said, trying to calm him. She still had her original gun on her, but she also knew that it would only get her killed. Better to instead calm him down.

"I say let them stay, they can't be so bad." went a German voice, Carly taking a moment to notice it was a fish. But after Roger, a talking poisson wasn't exactly strange to her.

"Shut up Klaus toi don't have a vote!" Stan cried rudely. Carly cringes at the reminder of Amanda.

"Yeah, who wants to listen to the fish!" Roger cried.

"But I'm the pet." Klaus insisted, sounding plus timid and nervous now.

"You can't be a pet unless someone loves you." Roger a dit rudely, Klaus’s lip trembles/twitches in response.

"Hey, leave him alone." Pinkie responded angrily, startling Stan and Roger.

"Yeah, that's no way to treat people." Carly agreed.
"Haw! Take that bros!" Klaus a dit smugly, Roger simply slaps his bowl, breaking it against the mur leaving him gulping.

Carly runs over and immediately rescues Klaus, putting him in a nearby water cup. “Aw thank you, thank you.”

Carly just smiles, but then looks angrily at Roger.
"You try that again, you're dead." Carly threatened. Unfazed, Roger simply stares at her, then walks into another room out of boredom.

"Oh come on Stan, let the Townley girl stay, she Lost her father." Francine insisted, taking pity on her.

"Big deal, mine ran out on me and 'then' he died, and yet I turned out just..." Stan started, but broke into tears before saying the last part. "Why Daddy?!" he yelled rhetorically and curled himself onto the couch, crying harder. Carly feels an urge to hug him, cause Francine looked almost bored instead of sympathetic, but Carly decides against it. The tension was probably still there.

"Haw-haw, Stan's dad is dead!" Roger yelled from the other room.

"Shut up Alien!" Carly yelled and angrily threw a book at him, "ow, bitch!" Roger yelled still out of view.

"Fine they can stay.. But two of them will have to take the van, we only have one couch." Stan said, managing to stop.

"Oh Sally can stay with me and Jeff." Hayley said, side hugging her, which Sally giggled about.

"Pinkie can have the van, she's used to living in a caravan with her friend Sadie Amber.. I'm short and will take the couch." Carly said, Francine leading Carly up to the sheets and spare pillows. They run into Steve on the way, who doesn't say anything, just a wave.

Pinkie heads outside seeing it really was a van. Poor Jeff couldn't even get a nice RV like Sadie. Just a large van with an old mattress in the back and small box TV suivant to it. A photo of Jeff and Hayley taped just over the bed. "Hmm, guess it'll do." Pinkie a dit to herself, throwing her travel bag into it and closing the back door behind herself, taking her chemise off once she was no longer viewable, just in her bra and pants as she looked for PJ's. Quickly finding some and changing into them before heading back in. As expected it was way too hot during the day, even with Jeff's portable fan that stretches to an outlet in the house to not waste air conditioning, it was still too hot.
Pinkie knew this was gonna be a rough few nights, as it still smelled of pot. But at least it can feel like her own little private area at night.
#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned par Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank château was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic jour when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, château swore to "punish" all criminals in...
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#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th jour Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing plus than animaux who are heartless and greedy..


#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..


#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the anges of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE anges OF DEATH.
And within only five minutes after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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#1: rose Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE mur album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between rose and a telephone operator, as rose twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how rose learns that his wife...
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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"


How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"


How do toi tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"


Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"


Can toi lose your virginity if toi fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With l’amour and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...
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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were toi followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a sûr, sans danger bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered toi bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck toi ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...
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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that a volé, étole Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, toi mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. ou I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't toi just get Lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE toi lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short par Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. toi crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short par pressing his...
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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...
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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good Friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, ou can be bought from the XBox Store....
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#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little poney and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people l’amour these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this fan base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...


#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As toi expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes toi hate Lilly....
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I a dit it.. (sits and waits for the haters)








#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..


#6: poney musique VIDEOS:
No comments..


#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the montrer itself.
As even though...
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I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even plus for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like lire them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when toi think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...
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#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed par Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...
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#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't plus badass than his scream voice..


#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's glacière when their not..


#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the liste from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..


#4: agneau OF GOD:
I am not a fan of agneau of God.
Their too death...
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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted par two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Friends find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta l’amour that.....
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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry toi can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated par woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped par a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied par the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. ou at least Youtube him..



The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, ou at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

Pinkie spends most of her time at the plage now that she knows it's a...
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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from Londres to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..


ONE an EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over par a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Marijuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...
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