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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time il y a in a world ruled par ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arc en ciel Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a l’espace station, called the Death Egg, and they needed plus money to finishbuilding this death defying l’espace station.

To make plus money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the jour that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a jour ou two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do toi realize who you're making this l’espace station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a l’espace station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, ou I will personally have toi executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese poney 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese poney 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do toi want to know?
Japanese poney 35: We want to know arr about why toi have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose Friends with Discord, and he doesn't Arrow anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like toi guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese poney 87: Why wourd toi to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese poney 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese poney 87: What can toi do?
Sean: toi really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save arc en ciel Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese poney 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at aléatoire pony* I don't know him.
Japanese poney 64: toi better terr me, ou I wirr do something toi won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are toi going to do?
Japanese poney 64: Hit toi of course.
Japanese poney 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to aléatoire pony*
Japanese poney 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese poney 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese poney 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
arc en ciel Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
arc en ciel Dash: We'll help toi get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese poney 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese poney 53: *Hitting aléatoire pony*
Japanese poney 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* toi think just because toi say nothing, toi are strong. That's not true. toi two are cowards.
aléatoire Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese poney 64: Why are toi tarking to her?
aléatoire Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese poney 64: *Burns aléatoire poney with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese poney 53: *Grabs knife*
aléatoire Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese poney 53: *Stabs aléatoire poney to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese poney 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
arc en ciel Dash: *Stabs japanese poney 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
arc en ciel Dash: *Gives signal*
poney Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese poney 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
arc en ciel Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese poney 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The bateau exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese poney 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese poney 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese poney 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
arc en ciel Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have toi been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
arc en ciel Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
arc en ciel Dash: toi threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that bateau the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This bateau can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another bateau exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on bateau with Sean*
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets on other bateau with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we a volé, étole from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take toi to Canterlot.
arc en ciel Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
arc en ciel Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell toi now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
arc en ciel Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. toi must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the poney Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with arc en ciel Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
arc en ciel Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
arc en ciel Dash: What exactly are toi telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
arc en ciel Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
arc en ciel Dash: Princess Celestia, toi can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
arc en ciel Dash: Why do toi want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing toi need to do.
arc en ciel Dash: What?
Celestia: toi have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

arc en ciel Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the arc en ciel Dash I know.
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
arc en ciel Dash: But toi were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, licornes working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that toi were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted toi to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think toi have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
arc en ciel Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. toi were our only hope.
arc en ciel Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when toi were pushing that train up the colline to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and toi said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, toi ain't jouer la comédie like that.
arc en ciel Dash: toi know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the poney Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a l’espace station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
arc en ciel Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees arc en ciel Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
arc en ciel Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll rejoindre your group as well.

Later on, plus ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once toi finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the seconde team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
arc en ciel Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
arc en ciel Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
arc en ciel Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, toi are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
arc en ciel Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
arc en ciel Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
arc en ciel Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad toi could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
arc en ciel Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how toi doin'?
arc en ciel Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now toi know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She a dit doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come par here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once toi get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was montrer us.
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing suivant to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and caramel can take them down.
arc en ciel Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
arc en ciel Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
arc en ciel Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
arc en ciel Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
arc en ciel Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two plus bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following arc en ciel Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike suivant to arc en ciel Dash* Get on.
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a l’espace station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course toi would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
arc en ciel Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight a dit she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: toi ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
arc en ciel Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some populaire livres that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
arc en ciel Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any livres in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are livres toi don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of livres toi dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what toi want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, toi should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* toi tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who toi are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell toi where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
arc en ciel Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following arc en ciel Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. suivant morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: toi excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* toi know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her Friends into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would toi like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
Queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a liste of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army ou not.
arc en ciel Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
Queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
Queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* toi are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
arc en ciel Dash: Don't toi dare hurt him.
Queen Chrysalis: toi seem to have powerful friends. But I am plus powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
Queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an heure to train, and jumps on haut, retour au début of it*
Queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to haut, retour au début of train*
Sean: *Grabs Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried par a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on haut, retour au début of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps suivant to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
Queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
Queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did toi just soil yourself?!
Queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
Queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If toi were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking par the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills Queen Chrysalis*

After killing Queen Chrysalis, I went back to arc en ciel Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell toi she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, toi may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is Queen Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
arc en ciel Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do toi want us to go with you?
arc en ciel Dash: No thank you. toi guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
arc en ciel Dash: Very well. toi go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
arc en ciel Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get plus guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing par front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are toi da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No plus than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* cidre fort, applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do toi want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good poney somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are toi jouer la comédie like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting plus attention then me.
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking cidre fort, applejack with magic*
arc en ciel Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
arc en ciel Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* toi GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: toi have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then toi have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things plus clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
arc en ciel Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
arc en ciel Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
arc en ciel Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be plus prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: toi will try. *Swings sword*
arc en ciel Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and arc en ciel Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and réponses phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: arc en ciel Dash is attacking Twilight. toi need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Friends out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, ou anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

arc en ciel Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to balançoire, swing sword*
arc en ciel Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
arc en ciel Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, toi don't give up, do you?
arc en ciel Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
arc en ciel Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
arc en ciel Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
arc en ciel Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit par sword, and lands on boat*
arc en ciel Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
arc en ciel Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
arc en ciel Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
arc en ciel Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
arc en ciel Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: toi pussy.
arc en ciel Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
arc en ciel Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

arc en ciel Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
arc en ciel Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels bateau sinking, and jumps onto arc en ciel Dash's boat*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
arc en ciel Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees arc en ciel Dash* toi can't win this arc en ciel Dash!
arc en ciel Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
arc en ciel Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
arc en ciel Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: It didn't have to go this way. toi could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
arc en ciel Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on feu from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
arc en ciel Dash: It serves toi right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
arc en ciel Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to arc en ciel Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

arc en ciel Dash went to where cidre fort, applejack was killed.

arc en ciel Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
arc en ciel Dash: *Using magic to bring cidre fort, applejack back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
arc en ciel Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and cidre fort, applejack towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
arc en ciel Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did toi do?
arc en ciel Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees arc en ciel Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
arc en ciel Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I l’amour all of toi guys, toi mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help toi with whatever toi want us to help toi with.
arc en ciel Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess arc en ciel Dash?
arc en ciel Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
arc en ciel Dash: toi read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned par lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
poney Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, ou we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, poney Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The poney Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much par arc en ciel Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a Playstation 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
arc en ciel Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No plus war, plus relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
arc en ciel Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The poney Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

musique used in order of apperance

étoile, star Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - étoile, star Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from Halloween of 2012.

The End
Song: link
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting aléatoire citizen) toi look like toi struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, par the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: toi make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: toi should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate toi under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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Song: link
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. cidre fort, applejack was at Sweet pomme Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so toi don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a table, tableau to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a aléatoire magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract toi as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) toi just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had plus screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared par Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rue (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with toi instead of killing toi straight away.
And...
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: toi know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS l’amour YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN toi DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic arc en ciel is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded par a...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy jour in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't toi work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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"Gracie, toi alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, toi animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for toi sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, jouer la comédie like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF toi FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy toi guys enjoyed even plus then I "thought" toi people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless toi like stupid comedies par an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favori Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story par him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The titre is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..