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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
arc en ciel Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters are completely different from those of the actual escape, every detail is exactly the way it went.

Griffons: *Driving trucks to P.O.W camp*
Changeling guards: *Waiting in camp*
Major Skyler: Get them out.
Griffons: *get prisoners out of trucks*
Luke: *Goes to gate*
Major Skyler: Open the gate.
Luke: *Opens gate*
Prisoners: *Walk in prison camp*
Applejack: *Stares at huge fence*
Sean: *Walking close to wire*
Sacred Symphony: *Looking at dirt under huts*
Volk: *Walking with Pablo* How far are the trees from here?
Pablo: Over two hundred feet.
Volk: Nein, I'd say three hundred.
Pablo: Who do toi think is running this camp?
Volk: I'm not sure. I've seen a few soldiers from different units.
Pablo: Changelings toi think?
Volk: Either that, ou we're being held prisoner par Italians.

In one of the huts

Gordon: This looks pretty good.
Airborne: Yeah. Which one are toi taking?
Gordon: That haut, retour au début bunk is mine *Gets in haut, retour au début bunk*
Airborne: Hey!

Back outside

Sacred Symphony: *Walks towards Celestia, and Jade*
Celestia: *Sees Sacred Symphony*
Griffon: Excuse me princess, please follow me to the kommandant's office.
Sacred Symphony: I'll look after your gear Celestia.
Celestia: Thank you. *Follows Griffon*
Griffon: This is Princess Celestia.
Griffon 3: Good. I'll take her to see Major Skyler. *Goes to Major Skyler*
Celestia: *follows griffon*
Griffon 3: Major, the princess is here.
Major Skyler: Ah, good. We've been expecting you, and your army Princess. Since toi are their leader, toi will talk with ours at this camp. *Opens door to kommandant's office*
Celestia: *Walks into office*
Gilda: *Sitting at desk* I am the kommandant here. Please, sit down.
Celestia: *Sits down*
Major Skyler: *Closes door*
Celestia: toi must be pleased to see me.
Gilda: Princess, Doctor Robotnik has been making us spend a lot of time, equipment, and resources to stop prisoners from escaping. We don't want any of that here.
Celestia: Gilda, it is the sworn duty of a soldier of war to escape a P.O.W camp. If they can't, it is their sworn duty to confuse the enemy with much of their ability, and their sworn duty to make the enemy waste as much supplies as possible.
Gilda: Yeah well, take a look at what we have here. *Shows livres on desk* This pony, Sacred, Symphony, has escaped, been recaptured, escaped, and recaptured. Applejack, eleven escape attempts. Four of them over the wire. She even tried to jump out of the truck on her way over here. Gordon Suite, escaped par stealing a truck, *Throwing livres around room* arc en ciel Dash just flew out of one of our camps, and Jade Greene just ran out, the liste is almost endless. One prisoner here, named Sean the hedgehog has had, seventeen escape attempts. He's close to being driven into insanity.
Celestia: Quite.
Gilda: And it must stop!
Celestia: Gilda, do toi expect us to forget our duty?
Gilda: *Shakes head* No. We'll do our best to prevent toi from leaving here. *Stands up* This is a new camp, and we've put every great escape artist into this camp. toi will be allowed to do certain things. toi may play baseball, ou football. There's a bibliothèque where we'll let toi borrow books, and for gardening, we will give toi tools. We trust that toi will use them for gardening.

While Celestia was in Gilda's office, I was walking along the wire.

Sean: *Staring at woods*
arc en ciel Dash: *Arrives* salut Sean.
Sean: Hey.
arc en ciel Dash: Shredder, Applejack, and Shining Armor are here with us.
Sean: Cool.
arc en ciel Dash: But I can't find Pinkie Pie, ou Rarity. Do toi think they got sent to another camp?
Sean: I guess.
arc en ciel Dash: Right, well I'll see who else I can find. I'll talk to toi later *Walks away*

At another part of the camp

Shredder: *Looking in truck*
Jordyn: *arrives* What are toi doing par the truck?
Shredder: I'm stealing tools.
Jordyn: For stealing tools, cooler.
Shredder: No, I was only joking.
Jordyn: *Notices Shredder's wings* Oh, so you're a pegasus.
Shredder: Yes, and you're a changeling.
Jordyn: Why are toi here? What are toi fighting your friend for?
Shredder: Friend? What are toi talking about?
Jordyn: When your sister was a filly, she was Friends with Gilda.
Shredder: Aw, that's propaganda.
Jordyn: But it's true.
Shredder: Propaganda.
Jordyn: Whatever. Get away from the truck, and if toi steal any tools, you'll get sent into the cooler.
Shredder: No tools. *walks away*

Back to me again.

Sean: *Looks at fence, and guard towers*
arc en ciel Dash: salut Sean. Guess what?
Sean: Not now, *grabs baseball mit, and baseball*
arc en ciel Dash: Have toi thought of something already?
Sean: Yeah. See those two guard towers? They're too far apart, and if I get towards the fence, they'll have difficulty seeing me, especially at night.
arc en ciel Dash: You're crazy.
Sean: Oh yeah? We'll see *drops baseball past wire, and towards fence*
Griffon in guard tower: *Looks at baseball*
Sean: Now the suivant part is a little tricky, I have to wait for the right moment to get to that ball.
arc en ciel Dash: You're not really going out there, are you?
Sean: Not when those griffons in the guard tower are looking at me.
arc en ciel Dash: I think I'm gonna go for a walk. *walks away*

Speaking of walking, that's what Volk, and Pablo were doing.

Volk: *sees prisoners* salut Pablo, who are they?
Pablo: Mexican prisoners, they cut down trees.
Volk: Do they keep them here?
Pablo: No, they take them out from time to time. Volk, take my jacket, and give it to Sigmund.
Volk: Alright. *takes jacket*

Sigmund was with Shining Armor, and James

Volk: *arrives* Sigmund.
Sigmund: Yes, what is it?
Volk: Pablo has a blitz out in mind.
Sigmund: Oh really? What'll it be?
Shining Armor: I don't know.
James: Knuckles?
Sigmund: Knuckles is perfect. Give James the coat.
Volk: *gives James coat*
Sigmund: *Takes manteau from James* What are toi doing with my manteau mate?!
James: What are toi talking about? It's-a mine!
Sigmund: Don't play dumb with me toi Italian!
James: It's-a mine toi Austrian son of a-
Sigmund: *Punches James*

While Sigmund, and James were pretending to fight, Pablo went towards the mexican prisoners.

Pablo: Give me your hat.
Mexican prisoner: Si senor *Gives hat to Pablo*
Mexican prisoner 2: Would toi like my ax?
Pablo: Sure *Takes ax*
Luke: *Goes towards Sigmund, and James* Stop it! Stop this fighting immediately!
Sigmund: It's alright, it's alright. We were only having a friendly argument.
Luke: Get back to your huts!
Sigmund: Yes sir *Goes to hut*
James: *Follows Sigmund*
Luke: toi too!
Shining Armor: *Goes to hut*

But Sigmund wasn't going into his hut. He was planning to go with Pablo, and leave the prison camp. He looked like a mexican.

Sigmund: Hey.
Pablo: What?
Sigmund: Do toi speak any spanish?
Pablo: I know only one sentence.
Sigmund: Alright, let's hear it.
Pablo: Te quiero.
Sigmund: Te quiero?
Pablo: Si.
Sigmund: Te... Quer?
Pablo: Quiero.
Sigmund: Quiero. Te quiero. What's it mean?
Pablo: I l’amour you.
Sigmund: I l’amour you, what bloody good is that?!
Pablo: I don't know, I've never used it before.

Three trucks carrying trees were leaving the camp too.

Volk, Applejack, and Jade: *Jump in trucks*

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: toi too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *Stabbing pitchfork at trees in back of the truck*
Applejack: Hold it, hold it! *Comes out from back*
Major Skyler: Ah. Good old Applejack. *Looks at picture of Applejack* toi don't look too good in this picture we took of you.
Applejack: Let's see one of toi under similar circumstances.
Major Skyler: *Goes towards other truck, and stabs trees with pitchfork*
Applejack: *Whistles*
Volk, and Jade: *Comes out from back of trucks*
Major Skyler: I can't believe this. This is only the first day, and already, you're causing a lot of trouble!

During that, I was waiting to traverser, croix the wire of death, and get to the fence.

Griffons in guard tower: *Looking away*
Sean: *Crosses wire, and goes towards fence, putting back to fence* Now if I could just-
Griffon in guard tower: Hey! Get out of there!! *Shooting ground*
Sean: *Moves away from fence* Nicht schießen, Nicht schießen!
Luke: Don't shoot! *Gets to Sean* toi fool! toi crossed the wire of death!
Sean: What wire?
Luke: *Points at wire* This wire! The only wire!
Sean: Oh.
Luke: That's absolutely forbidden, and toi know that.
Sean: *Sounding like a little kid* But my baseball rolled over there! How am I supposed to get my baseball?!
Luke: toi first ask permission.
Sean: Oh. *Goes towards baseball* Yo, I'm getting my baseball!
Luke: That's enough, get away from there!
Sean: *Gets baseball* Okay, okay.
Major Skyler: Stay there! *Goes towards Sean* What were toi doing par the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend here, I just went to get my baseba-
Gilda: Hold it.
Sean: *Stares at Gilda*
Gilda: What were toi doing par the wire?
Sean: Well, like I told your friend- I was trying to cut my way through your wire, because I wanna get out of here.
Gilda: That would be hard to do with barehands, wouldn't it?
Sean: Not really, but I do have a Drahtschneider. *Holding wire cutters*
Gilda: *takes Wire Cutters* Wire Cutters.
Sean: That's what I said, Drahtschneider.
Gilda: You're Sean the hedgehog.
Sean: *Shows major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: With the seventeen escape attempts.
Sean: Well, uh.. Eighteen today.
Gilda: I have had the pleasure of knowing so many ponies throughout this war.
Applejack: *Shows picture of the middle finger*
Gilda: *Looks at picture, then turns back to Sean* toi are the first hedgehog that I've met. Everyone has been telling me that toi were a war hero. Unfortunately, toi were captured, and sent here. Now we're both sitting out of the war.
Sean: Well toi speak for yourself Gilda.
Gilda: toi have plans?
Sean: I haven't seen the Griffon Kingdom yet, from ground, ou air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over.
Gilda: Are all hedgehogs this rude?
Sean: Meh, about 99%.
Gilda: Then perhaps ten days in the glacière will teach toi some manners Sean.
Sean: *Shows Major's badge* Major Sean.
Gilda: Twenty days.
Sean: Right. *about to leave* Oh, uh.. You'll still be here when I get out.
Gilda: Cooler!
Sean: *goes to Cooler*
Major Skyler: *Looks at Applejack* Name?
Applejack: Jack. Applejack.
Major Skyler: Cooler, twenty days.
Gilda: *Walks up* Cooler, Applejack.
Applejack: Pleasure. *Goes to cooler*
Sean: *Looks at Applejack*
Griffon 35: *Opens gate door to cooler*
Sean & Applejack: *Go to cooler*
Griffon 55: *Puts cidre fort, applejack in room*
Griffon 44: *Puts Sean in room, and tries to lock the door* Keys.
Sean: *Gives keys to griffon*

Ours doors were locked, but there was a small window towards the ceiling. I looked through it, and I could see cidre fort, applejack in the other room suivant to mine. It was also a good thing brought my baseball with me.

Sean: *Throws baseball at wall, and catches it*

I continued doing that until...

Applejack: Sean.
Sean: Yeah?
Applejack: What did toi do when toi were young? Play baseball?
Sean: When I was in college. I played a lot with my friends.
Applejack: Cool.
Sean: Yeah. Hey, how tall are toi Applejack?
Applejack: 5.4" Why?
Sean: Oh just wondering.
Applejack: What did toi do in college?
Sean: Chemical engineering. I did a little bike riding though.
Applejack: Bicycles?
Sean: *Smiles* Motorcycles. toi know, Harley Davidson, BMW. I made a few bucks here, and there to help pay my tuition.
Applejack: toi know, I also did some racing.
Sean: Motorcycles?
Applejack: No, human racing. toi know, Jockey.
Sean: Oh, I forgot. toi ponies ride humans. *Continues throwing baseball*
Applejack: Sean?! Are toi there?
Sean: *stops throwing baseball* Yeah, I'm here.
Applejack: I remember a few good times when I was close to losing, but I would win. Happened a couple of times at Dallas, and Atlanta. toi know where Atlanta is, right?
Sean: *Thinking*

Earlier, I took some dirt near the fence.

Applejack: Sean? Are toi there?
Sean: *Whispering* Jack.
Applejack: *Whispering too* What?
Sean: toi know the kind of clayed gravel they got here at the compound?
Applejack: Yeah.
Sean: How fast do toi think toi could dig in say... Four hours?
Applejack: I could dig through this floor here, very quickly. But toi know it ain't the digging, it's the way toi dig.
Sean: No it isn't Jack. toi don't have to worry about that.
Applejack: What do y'all have in mind?
Sean: What do think about moles?
Applejack: Moles? *Eyes wide open*

While me, and cidre fort, applejack were in the cooler, the other prisoners met par one of the huts.

Sigmund: These guys mean business.
Volk: They really showed us who's boss.
Pablo: It's only the first jour Volk, relax.

Suddenly, two cars showed up par the entrance to the camp. In one car, was three Nazis, and the other one had two changelings, and a pony.

Shredder: *Looking at cars*
Jade: Don't pay too much attention, they'll notice us.
Sacred Symphony: I'll go tell the princess. *Walks into hut*

Inside Gilda's office

Gilda: *Signing papers*
Changelings, and Nazis: *walk in*
Queen Chrysalis: *Puts suitcase on desk*
Corporal Hothead: These fine gentlemen would like to talk to you.
Major Jones: Yes. This prisoner here is Squadron Leader Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He has tried to escape from us too many times now, and we must change that.
Gilda: Squadron Leader Perfect has been in your care for a long time. And now, the Nazis have reason to believe that he is trying to escape.
Captain Muntz: Yes. The Seargent that drove us here caught him, and his commanding officer requested he gets transferred here. However, all of us think that is a bad idea.
Gilda: Prisoners of war are the responsibility for us griffons. Not the Nazis!
Major Jones: *Glares at Gilda*
Queen Chrysalis: *Farts*
Gilda: *Stares at Queen Chrysalis* Or... The changelings.
Queen Chrysalis: We don't think toi can succeed. That is why I have farted.
Captain Muntz: Yes, if the griffons aren't up to the task, we'll be plus than happy to take over. *Looks at Bartholomew* Listen to me toi stupid pony, if toi ever try to escape again, toi will be executed. *Looks at Gilda* Heil Robotnik.
Major Jones: Heil Robotnik.
Corporal Hothead: Heil Robotnik.
Queen Chrysalis: Heil Robotnik.
Gilda: *Finishes signing paper* Heil Robotnik.

Everyone except Gilda, and Bartholomew were about to leave the office

Gilda: Queen Chrysalis! *Holding paper*
Queen Chrysalis: *takes paper*

After that, Bartholomew was put in the camp. Almost everypony recognized him.

Sacred Symphony: Hello Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Sacred, they put toi in here too?
Sacred Symphony: Yeah, and toi remember Celestia, right?
Bartholomew: Who doesn't? What about Jade? Is she here?
Sacred Symphony: Yes.
Bartholomew: Good. So, what can toi tell me about this place?
Sacred Symphony: Well, it's new.
Bartholomew: Right. I better go talk to the princess. *walks into hut*
Celestia: *Waiting in her room*
Bartholomew: *Arrives*
Celestia: Hello Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: Good evening Celestia.
Celestia: What were the changelings, and the Nazis doing with you?
Bartholomew: They transferred me from another prison camp to this one. So, I see we've got Sacred, and Jade. What about Brewster?
Celestia: Yes, he's here too.
Bartholomew: What about Applejack?
Celestia: *Knods head yes*
Bartholomew: And Pierce Hawkins?
Celestia: No, he's not here, but we have another scrounger here named Shredder. Jade says he's the best.
Bartholomew: Good. *sits down*
Celestia: The griffons pretty much put all the rotten eggs in one basket here in this camp *Pouring thé in cup* This is the last of the thé until the red traverser, croix gets through to us.
Bartholomew: Mmh.
Celestia: Did the changelings give toi a rough time?
Bartholomew: Not nearly as rough as I intend to make for them.
Celestia: What do toi plan on doing?
Bartholomew: I want to plan a prison break.
Celestia: That would be hard to do.
Bartholomew: But we have all the greatest escape artists in this camp, toi a dit so yourself.
Celestia: Mr. Perfect, even though we're being held in a P.O.W camp, we're being held in here par the griffons. Not the changelings, ou Nazis.
Bartholomew: toi talk about them as if they're different. Changelings, griffons, Nazis, to me they're all the same! I'm gonna cause such a stink in this third reich of there's, and par doing so we cause that escape. We're not just digging out ten ponies, ou a dozen. We're digging out two hundred, three hundred, and scatter them all over Germaneigh!
Celestia: You've gone mad.
Bartholomew: Well the ponies are here to do it. We'll have a meeting tonight in Hut 105.

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, ou fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do toi plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting out of here. They will have documents, clothing, and timetables for every train.
Celestia: Tell them about the tunnel.
Bartholomew: Right. The first tunnel will go from the cuisine in hut 104, going under the wire, the cooler, and into the woods.
Volk: Bartholomew, I have a question. Did toi say, "The first tunnel?"
Bartholomew: Yes. We'll have three tunnels. We'll call them Tom, Dick, and Harry. Tom as I a dit goes from 104, to the woods. Dick goes north from the cuisine in hut 105, and Harry goes parallel to Tom for half a mile, then it turns right. I want a signal system so perfect, that none of those griffons will find any of the tunnels.

Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.

Sigmund: *Opens door*
Brewster: Sorry I'm late Bartholomew.
Bartholomew: That's alright Brewster, sit down. We're going to tunnel out of here.
Brewster: *Sits suivant to Shredder* Splendid.
Bartholomew: Now, um *Clearing throat* Let's go over our positions. Volk, and Pablo, you'll be tunnel kings. Sigmund, you'll be our manufacturer, and Shredder?
Shredder: Yes?
Bartholomew: Hello we never met before. You're our scrounger right?
Shredder: Yes.
Bartholomew: Good.
Brewster: What about me sir?
Bartholomew: toi take your usual job?
Brewster: Splendid. *Smiling*

After the meeting, Shredder went to his room, and found somethings he never saw before.

Shredder: *Picks up bag* Who's is this?
Brewster: *Arrives* Oh, hello.
Shredder: Hi. I didn't know this was your stuff.
Brewster: That's fine. *takes binoculars* These are for birds.
Shredder: Oh, I used to do a little hunting myself.
Brewster: Oh, not hunting. Watching, as in watching them, and drawing photographs.
Shredder: Oh, I see *Opens closet, and puts manteau in*
Brewster: That's all toi got?
Shredder: Yeah. Everything I had got confiscated during The Battle For Ponyville. The goons didn't appreciate some of my personal belongings. *Shows multi-bladed knife* Such as. *Lets all blades stick out*
Brewster: You're the scrounger.
Shredder: Yes, that's right.
Brewster: I need a camera. A thirty five millimeter with a focal plain obturateur should do nicely.
Shredder: I'll get it.
Brewster: With film.
Shredder: Oh yes, we can't forget about that now.
Pablo: *Enters room* Senor, I need a pick. A big heavy one.
Shredder: Only one?
Pablo: Two would be better. *Leaves*
Brewster: *Making tea* I'm afraid this thé is pathetic. There's no lait to use for this, and I just think that's so uncivilized.
Shredder: Wait here *Leaves room*

Shredder went to the main room, and was just grabbing some lait when...

Griffon 36: Close up.
Ponies: *Closing windows*
Griffon 36: Close up, close up.
Shredder: *Pokes head out window* Hmm?
Griffon 36: Close up!
Shredder: No ich sprechen sie englisch.
Griffon 36: Close up!
Shredder: Fine, *Gets back in hut, and closes window* Where was that milk.. Ah, there it is *Takes milk*

He then took the lait to Brewster

Brewster: Ah, good. Thank toi *Pouring lait in tea*
Shredder: *Looks at Brewster* Amzel, what are toi doing here?
Brewster: Oh, I am in a photographic unit, where I take pictures of our aircraft during any kind of situation. It's my fault really. When we got shotdown, I didn't tell-.
Shredder: No, I meant what do toi do here?
Brewster: Here? I'm a forger. I make copies out of anything Bartholomew tells me too.
Shredder: Oh. Well, goodnight Brewster.
Brewster: Goodnight Shredder.

The suivant morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
arc en ciel Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out, and hit a griffon

Griffon 97: HEY! What are toi doing here?! How did that get off?
Shredder: *Going towards truck*
Griffon 97: Get away from that hose! I'll fix it myself.
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives*
Griffon 97: Hey! What are toi doing here? I can't have all of toi watching me!
Shredder: *grabs steel from under truck*
Airborne, and Shining Armor: *Dusting off Shredder*
Shredder: *Holds steel towards window*
Gordon: *Takes steel*
Griffon 97: There! *Fixes hose* I fixed it.

Five minutes passed, and everything seemed quiet. Inside Hut 105 however, Volk, Pablo, Jade, Shredder, Sacred Symphony, and Celestia were in the room where they would start digging one of the tunnels.

Pablo: déplacer the stove.
Jade & Sacred Symphony: *Moves stove*
Pablo: This is one of those stoves that toi put wood in to make a fire. toi keep the feu burning, get this can to put between the haut, retour au début of the stove, into this pipe going towards the roof, and the smoke will keep going through. The goons wouldn't even think of coming near here. *Pulls out part of floor, which reveals a concrete slab* Shredder, these tiles are chipped. We need new ones.
Shredder: There's some in hut 113's toilettes, salle de bain that should match perfectly.
Volk: *Gives Pablo a pick* They should've called this tunnel Seventeen instead of Tom.
Pablo: *Waiting for hammering sound*

Outside of the hut

arc en ciel Dash: *Hammering in spike*
Shining Armor: *Hammering in spike*
Pablo: *Hitting floor with pick when others hammer in spike*
Shredder: Why seventeen?
Volk: This is the seventeenth tunnel Pablo started.

After Tom got started, they were going to start working on Harry.

Pablo: This one shouldn't be too hard. *Goes towards hole* There's a big square tile I have to remove from there with these two hinges. *Removes tile*
Sigmund: There's a ladder, and everything. Perfect.
Griffon: *Walking towards entrance to hut*
Gordon: *Stomps on floor three times*
Pablo: *Puts tile back*
Volk: *Pours water into hole*
Sigmund: *Turns on shower*
Pablo: *Runs into shower*
Griffon: *Arrives* Alright, everyone get ready for bed! *Walks towards Volk* You're not in your hut. What are toi doing here?
Volk: Mopping up.
Griffon: *Looks at Pablo* And you?
Pablo: Shower. I need to wash.
Griffon: *turns around*
Sigmund: I'm watching him *Pointing at Pablo* I'm a lifeguard.
Griffon: That's enough! toi finish with your shower, and get back to your hut quickly! Otherwise, you'll most likely freeze to death.

Eighteen days later, I was counting down how long I've been in the cooler.

Sean: *Looking at écriture on walls* I've been here for... *Counting*
Griffon 44: *Opens door*
Sean: *Pointing at himself* I can go?
Griffon 44: Yes.
Sean: Great *Grabs baseball, and mit*
Applejack: *Comes out of room*
Sean: Let's get going Applejack.

After a quick meal, me and cidre fort, applejack went to see Bartholomew.

Sean: *Goes into Bartholomew's room*
Applejack: *Following Sean*
Sean: Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Sean. We're glad toi two are back with us again.
Sean: That's right *sees Celestia, and Jade*
Bartholomew: But, we also hear that toi have a blitz out in mind.
Sean: Where did toi hear that?
Bartholomew: From Jade Greene. It's her job to know everything that's going on here.
Celestia: We thought that we could talk this over before toi try to escape.
Applejack: Look Celestia, I've been in prison for too long now! If it's a Blitz out for me, I'll do it. It'll work *Looks at Sean* I know it will.
Bartholomew: Right, uhm... What did toi two have in mind?
Sean: We'll go towards this blind spot that I found near the fence, and start digging our tunnel. cidre fort, applejack is a quick digger, so she'll go infront of me, push the dirt behind her, and I do the same thing so as not to make a pile. Then we just go through the ground like a pair of moles, then par dawn, we'll be past the fence, and into the woods.
Bartholomew: When do toi intend to try this?
Sean: What?
Bartholomew: When do toi intend to try it?
Sean: Tonight.
Celestia: Uh, Sean... This may not be the right time for this.
Jade: Yeah, toi see we have something else in mind. We're going to make our own tunnel. Everyone will have their own clothing, documents, and they'll have a map of Germaneigh so they know where to go.
Sean: Thanks, but I think it would be easier for toi guys if toi had two less prisoners to worry about.
Bartholomew: Alright, if that's what toi want to do, nopony is going to stop you.
Sean: Thank toi Bartholomew.
Applejack: *Leaves room*
Sean: *About to leave*
Celestia: Sean, one plus question. How do toi breathe?
Sean: Oh, we have a steel hinge that we'll pop in, and out of the ground as we go along. Goodnight princess. *Leaves room*
Jade: Now why didn't anyone think of that before? It's so stupid that it's positively brilliant.
Bartholomew: Yes, we better hope it works for those two. Otherwise they'll be in the glacière for a long time.

Well, the plan did work, but we got caught, and sent into the cooler. We were very close to escaping as well.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels, the ponies digging were having problems of their own.

Volk: *Pours bag of dirt* This is the dirt from the compound.
Pablo: *Pouring different dirt from another bag* And this is from the tunnels.
Bartholomew: *Examining dirt* Hmm. This isn't good. They're both completely different colors, we can't just pour it on the ground.
Jade: How about we put it under the huts?
Bartholomew: No, that would be too obvious. I saw one of the changelings looking under there yesterday.
Volk: What if we stored the dirt in our rooms?
Pablo: Volk, that won't work.
Volk: I was just thinking outloud.
Bartholomew: Well whatever you're doing, think clearly.
Jade: We can't destroy the dirt, and we can't eat it. The only thing left to do is camoflauge it. That's as far as my thinking goes.
Sacred Symphony: *Arrives* Bartholomew, may I borrow some of your time?
Bartholomew: Sure.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks. *Carrying socks full of dirt* Now, toi fill these socks with the dirt from the tunnel, and wear them inside a pair of pants. toi pour the strings from your pockets, and the pins holding the dirt fall out. Out comes the dirt, and then when you're walking toi just kick the dirt in. Unless you're a proffesor on dirt, no one is going to notice.
Bartholomew: Alright. We'll try first thing tomorrow.
Sacred Symphony: I already have. It works.
Bartholomew: Then, this is what we'll do.

The suivant morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and stops gardening*
Gilda: No, no. Please continue. I didn't want to ruin the hard work that you're putting in your gardens.
Celestia: Why thank you.
Gilda: Some ponies already did that for you.
Celestia: What do toi mean?
Gilda: I mean they're walking into your garden.
Celestia: We haven't planted seeds yet.
Gilda: Well toi better. I've got a great recipe for pie, and I grow a lot of fruit to make that recipe. Is it possible to put fleurs in a pie?
Celestia: toi can't eat flowers.
Gilda: Hmph. Good point *Walks away*
Sacred Symphony: Don't toi get the slightest feeling that she knows what we're doing?
Celestia: Impossible. She would've taken me into her office for that.

Four hours later, it started raining, but Gordon has something special for everypony. Red traverser, croix packages.

Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Shredder: Come in.
Gordon: *Arrives* Hey, I've got some stuff for you. Cigarettes, four packs. Dutch chocolate, two packs. toi have one jar of marmelade, grain de raisin, raisin flavor. This fraise confiture, marmelade is for Jade, and for Pablo, we have a new hat.
Shredder: *Grabs something from his closet* Danish butter, one jar. I liberated this from Gilda's mess supply.
Gordon: Well, that pretty much sums up all of the gifts for us prisoners. Will toi give these to them? I have to go outside.
Shredder: Sure.

While Shredder was delivering the gifts to everypony, this is what Gordon was doing.

Sigmund: *waiting for Gordon*
Gordon: And a 1, and a 2, and a 1 2 3 4.
Ponies: *Singing* Oh come all ye faithful. Joyful, and triumphant.

While Gordon, and other ponies were singing, Sigmund, and the others were hammering some peices of metal together.

Bartholomew: *Arrives* Sigmund, where the fuck is that air pump?
Sigmund: Oh, it's right in here sir. *Opens closet*
arc en ciel Dash & Shining Armor: *Puts air pompe on table*
Bartholomew: Why isn't it in yet? The ponies digging in those tunnels are having a hard time breathing air, and this is holding us up badly.
Sigmund: We're just working on the air ducts now sir.
Bartholomew: *Sees air ducts* Good. Have it in par tomorrow morning.
Sigmund: *Knods head yes*

After Shredder delivered the gifts, he saw Jordyn, one of the changeling guards.

Shredder: *Standing suivant to Jordyn* toi got a light?
Jordyn: Oh, yes. *Lights lighter*
Shredder: Thanks *Sets cigarette, and smokes*
Jordyn: *Staring at Shredder*
Shredder: Oh, I'm sorry! *Holding cigarette pack* Would toi like one?
Jordyn: *Takes cigarette* I'll smoke it later when I'm off duty, thank you.
Shredder: Take a few for your friends.
Jordyn: Okay *Takes two more*
Shredder: Sure is pretty out today.
Jordyn: Yeah, but I think it might rain soon.
Shredder: Uh, no hold on. Red sky at night sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor takes warning. I saw a red sky last night.
Jordyn: I never heard of that before.
Shredder: I learned it in the boyscouts.
Jordyn: toi were a boyscout?
Shredder: Yes.
Jordyn: I was a girl scout, and I had nineteen merit badges.
Shredder: Oh yeah? Well I had twenty.
Jordyn: I was working on my twentieth, when Twilight Sparkle came, and made me rejoindre Nazi Forces.
Shredder: Oh, I see. salut Jordyn, do toi think you'll stay in the army after the war's over.
Jordyn: Oh no. I could tell toi a lot of things that would make your tail stay up for a long time. My teeth...
Shredder: Your teeth?
Jordyn: Our dentist here is a butcher.
Shredder: Well.. It's a soldier's right to complain.
Jordyn: Maybe in your army, but here? One little bit of criticism, and bang, to the Mexican Front.
Shredder: Is that so?
Jordyn: *Knods yes*
Shredder: Is that so? That's just terrible. *walking towards door* Jordyn, why don't we go into my room?
Jordyn: I better not. If Major Skyler sees me, then bang.
Shredder: Oh, alright. I was just about to make some coffee. toi know, real coffee. *Goes to room*
Jordyn: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder: *Goes into room* Coffee, coffee.
Jordyn: *Looks at Shredder's gifts* Marmalade?
Shredder: Oh yeah, my grandmother keeps sending me all this. *Searching for coffee*
Jordyn: Dutch chocolate? That's amazing.
Shredder: Oh yeah, take one.
Jordyn: *Takes chocolate*
Shredder: *Puts Gilda's beurre on table*
Jordyn: *sees butter* This belongs to Gilda!
Shredder: Oh yeah.. Keep it.
Jordyn: No! I must leave.
Shredder: *Gets in Jordyn's way* It's okay Jordyn. We're friends.
Jordyn: With toi in the cooler, will we still be friends? I must rapporter this!
Shredder: I don't get it. rapporter what? You, and me were chatting in my room?
Jordyn: *Returns marmalade, and chocolate*
Shredder: *Takes Jordyn's wallet*

Jordyn left the room, but didn't know her wallet got stolen.

After getting Jordyn's wallet, Shredder went to where Brewster was.

Brewster: *Whistling like a bird* And that I'm sure toi all know is the good old robin. *Shows chalkboard* Now, let's take a look at our suivant bird, the Masked Shrike, the butcher bird.
Shredder: *Arrives*
Brewster: Ah, Shredder. Sit down, you'll find your papers, and drawing utensils under the table.
Shredder: *Sits down*
Luke: I didn't know toi had an interest for birds.
Shredder: Yeah, toi should stick around, and learn a few things.
Luke: I've got better things to do then learn about birds. *Leaves*
Brewster: Well, that's a shame that the guard couldn't stay with us, but let's stay on track. As toi can see from this drawing of the Masked pie-grièche, pieu coupé, migratrice it's got a good round shape.
Luke: *Walking towards Gilda's office*
Gordon: *Switches lids on garbage cans*
Shining Armor: *Knocks on door three times*
Brewster: Coast is clear.
Bartholomew: Alright, let's see what we got.
Brewster: *Shows forgeries*
Bartholomew: These are good. Now all we need are Identification Papers. Without them, we can't forge any for us.
Shredder: I can change that *Shows Identification papers* And here's a passport, a Sparkle pass.
Jade: A sparkle pass?
Airborne: That gives anyone permission to be in Nazi territory.
Shredder: And we've also got a ticket to Oden, and what appears to be a ticket for a play in Dusseldorf in two weeks.
Bartholomew: toi get ten out of ten for this chap.
Airborne: Just one question. Where did toi get all this?
Shredder: It's on a loan.

Later that night.

James: Now I want to montrer toi the clothing that I've been working on.
Bartholomew: Alright, montrer me.
James: What I've got here is a black luxury suit, with a fedora. Now, this also comes with a red tie, a white vest, and a pocket watch.
Bartholomew: Great work.
James: Here is something that I'm nearly done with. This is a uniform for anypony that is in Discord's army.
Bartholomew: I thought they had humans, like the Nazis do.
James: Discord allows only ponies from Italy to rejoindre his army.
Bartholomew: But you're Italian.
James: Yes, don't rub it in. Now, here's one that I dyed with a bottle of blue ink. A regular outfit for the working pony.
Bartholomew: Very creative, and very amazing.
James: Thank you. All those blankets toi see there on the bed, are going to be used tomorrow.
Bartholomew: That's a lot of blankets. Where did toi get them?
James: Shredder got them for me.
Bartholomew: Well where did he get them?!
James: I asked him that, and toi know what he said?
Bartholomew: What?
James: Don't ask.

Once again, it was time for me to leave the glacière with Applejack. As soon as we returned, I was told to go talk with Bartholomew, and Jade.

Sean: Good to see toi two again.
Bartholomew: Right. We just wanted to talk to you.
Sean: About what?
Jade: We here that you're planning another escape with cidre fort, applejack during the Summer Sun Celebration.
Sean: Yeah, if she want's to come along, she can.
Bartholomew: toi know, cidre fort, applejack is close to cracking.
Sean: toi still think it would be a good idea to go through the tunnel, don't you?
Jade: It would be safer.
Bartholomew: Now, we need someone as good as toi to help us with something.
Jade: It involves your skill with going through the wire fence.
Sean: *Making hot chocolate* I appreciate that. Something's coming up. I can tell something is coming, and it's going right towards me Squadron Leader.
Bartholomew: Oh, toi can just call me Bartholomew. Your full name is Sean the hedgehog, isn't it?
Sean: Sean. Just make it Sean.
Jade: Just tell him what we need.
Bartholomew: Alright. We've got fake passports, and even a spell to turn anypony into a griffon, but what we don't have-
Sean: Is a clear idea of what's five hundred feet passed that fence.
Bartholomew: Right. Uhm, we need to know about local, and main roads, and where they have security check points, and most importantly, we must figure out how to get from here to the railway station.
Sean: *Finishes hot Chocolate* No. Absolutely not. When I get passed that fence, I'm not going to make maps for toi guys. I'll be so far away that toi wouldn't be able to hear if they were shooting at me with Howitzers.
Bartholomew: Uh, okay.
Jade: We get it.
Sean: Hmm, *drinking hot chocolate* Interesting idea. How many are toi planning to get out?
Bartholomew: Two hundred, and fifty.
Sean: *Puts down cup* Two hundred, and fifty?!
Jade: Yes.
Sean: You're crazy, toi oughta be locked up, and toi too. Two hundred, and fifty ponies just walking down the road like that!
Bartholomew: Well, not all of them. Some par car, par train, even in an aircraft.
Sean: Yeah well, if toi need any help on the tunnels, just let me know.
Bartholomew & Jade: *About to leave*
Sean: Wait a minute!
Bartholomew & Jade: *Return*
Sean: You're not seriously suggesting, that if I go out there to get the info for you, I have to go back in the glacière just so toi can get the info toi want?
Jade: We'll give toi a front spot in the tunnel.
Sean: I wouldn't do that for my own mother.
Bartholomew: That's understandable.
Sean: Well okay then.
Jade: toi don't really have to do it.
Sean: Well okay then. However, I'll still help toi with the tunnel.

Later that night, in Shredder's room.

Shredder: *gets Brewster's king* Checkmate.
Brewster: Oh bother.
Jordyn: *Arrives* Shredder, I- *sees Brewster*
Shredder: It's okay, Amzel is a friend.
Jordyn: *Closes door*
Shredder: What's the matter?
Jordyn: My wallet, my identity papers, gone! I don't know where they are.
Shredder: She Lost her wallet. Do toi know what would happen if Major Skyler found out about this? Bang, to the Mexican Front.
Brewster: That's a shame.
Jordyn: I looked every place, every place. I must have Lost them, when I came here.
Shredder: No.
Jordyn: Yes.
Shredder: Alright, I told toi we were friends. We'll find them.
Jordyn: Oh thank toi Shredder, thank you! *Starts looking*
Shredder: Uh, Jordyn?
Jordyn: *Stops looking*
Shredder: Not now. It would seem peculiar if you, and me were hanging out at this time of night. I'll find them. I promise toi I'll find them if I have to tear this room apart.
Jordyn: Oh thanks a lot!
Shredder: No problem *Sits down* There is one favor, a camera.
Jordyn: Huh?
Shredder: We want to take some snapshots for fun. A thirty five millimeter with a plain obturateur should do.
Brewster: A focal plain shutter.
Shredder: Jordyn? That's a focal plain shutter. Let me know when toi got it.
Jordyn: Oh I don't-
Major Skyler: *Walking towards Jordyn*
Jordyn: *Leaves room*
Shredder: That Jordyn is a little messed up in the head, but I like her.
Brewster: I got one of your men.
Shredder: Oh rats.

In one of the tunnels.

Volk: *Digging*
Pablo: *Waiting par entrance of tunnel*
Volk: *Puts dirt on cart, then knocks twice*
Pablo: *Pulls chariot, panier towards him*
Bartholomew: *Arrives* How is everything?
Pablo: Not good.
Bartholomew: Not good? Why?
Pablo: Three times today, the dirt keeps falling down on us.
Volk: *Gets trapped in huge pile of dirt* Help!
Pablo: Wait here *Gets on cart, and goes towards Volk*
Volk: *trapped in dirt*
Pablo: *Pulls Volk out*
Volk: Ah, *Coughs* Thanks.
Pablo: No problem *Puts Volk on cart* MOVE!!
Bartholomew: *Pulls Volk towards him*
Pablo: *Shows up* Give him some water.
Bartholomew: *Shows water*
Volk: *Drinks water, then coughs*
Pablo: Four times now. The dirt keeps falling on us. We must get plus wood.
Volk: Can toi do it?
Bartholomew: Alright. We must get that wood. I'll get Shredder to get us some, and that hedgehog a dit he would help to.

Later

Gordon: *Singing* On the first jour of Christmas, my true l’amour gave to me.
Ponies: *Singing* A perdrix in a poire, pear tree!
Gordon: On the seconde jour of Christmas, my true l’amour gave to me.
Ponies: Two tortue doves, and a perdrix in a poire, pear tree.
Shredder: *Inside hut* How's it going up there?
Airborne: *Holding wood*
Shredder: *Takes wood* Keep it up.
Sean: *Taking wood from beds*

I had a really huge supply of wood on the table.

Sean: *Carrying wood*
Gordon: *Comes in* Five, or rings! Four calling birds, three french hens, Hi Sean.
Sean: Gordon, wait!
Gordon: *Passes Sean* Two tortue doves, and a perdrix in a poire, pear tree, Alley oop! *Jumps on haut, retour au début bunk, and falls through*
Sean: *Looks at Gordon* Never mind. *walks away*

After Shredder got the wood for the tunnel, he went to see Brewster

Shredder: *Sits with Brewster* Here's a gift from our friend Jordyn. *Shows camera*
Brewster: Splendid *Takes camera*
Shredder: *Sees ceiling moving* Whoa.
Brewster: Oh, it's alright. Sigmund came up with this idea. He requested permission to dispose some of the extra dirt in the attic.
Shredder: I see.

Meanwhile in the tunnel.

Pablo: *On cart, with measuring tape*

Pablo was measuring the distance of how far they have gone with the tunnel. They needed to go two hundred, and thirty five feet to get to the woods, and so far, they went one hundred and ninety feet.

Pablo: *Gets back to entrance of tunnel*
Gordon: *Sees measurement* Good. Very good.

Later, near the fence

Bartholomew: So far from what we've got, Tom is the closest tunnel to the woods.
Jade: So what do toi have planned?
Bartholomew: Well, we should close off Dick, and Harry. Put the entire effort into Tom.
Sean: *Carrying potatoes* Good morning.
arc en ciel Dash: *Following Sean with plus potatoes* Good morning.
Celestia: Why are those two taking all the potatoes in this camp?
Jade: We've been trying to figure that out Princess.
Bartholomew: Sean, and Shredder lock theirselves in a room with those things. Sometimes arc en ciel Dash is with them.

One night, in one of the huts, me, Shredder, and arc en ciel Dash were in a room with all the potatoes. We were trying to make moonshine.

After a few attempts, they decided to try out their drink.

Sean: *Drinks small amount of moonshine* Wow.
Shredder: *drinks moonshine* Wow!
arc en ciel Dash: *Drinks moonshine, then coughs* Wow!

suivant morning.

Shredder: *Sets up table*
Sean: *Sets up Equestrian Flag*
arc en ciel Dash: *Carrying drums*
Sean: *Carrying flute*
Shredder: *Has garbage can set as cannon, then shoots the lid off*
Ponies: *Coming out of huts*
Sean: *Blows in flute*
Shredder: Ten hut! March!
Sean: *Playing Yankee Doodle*

The three of us then started to walk around the camp, waking up everypony.

Pablo: *wakes up* What is all this?
Volk: It's the fourth of July! They must be celebrating the Equestrian Revolution.
Celestia: What is all this?
Bartholomew: I haven't the slightest idea.
Shredder: *stops* Princess, toi and your roommates are invited for free drinks over at the washdown.
arc en ciel Dash: Down with the British!
Bartholomew: Yeah yeah.
Jade: What kind of drinks did toi make?
Shredder: You'll see.
arc en ciel Dash: Down with the British!
Shredder: Aaand, march!

And we started marching back to the washdown.

Major Skyler: *Holding gun* What is this?
Griffon 47: They don't seem to be doing anything rebellious.
Major Skyler: I guess you're right *Puts gun away*
Sean: Come one, come all, get your free drink of moonshine.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: *Pouring moonshine in glass*
Applejack: What is this?
Sean: Moonshine, Equestrian Moonshine, just the way toi like it.
Applejack: *Takes glass of moonshine*
Shredder: Keep it coming everypony.
Ponies: *Taking drinks*
Sean: Don't get any on your clothes ma'am.
Sacred Symphony: Thanks.
Sean: Keep it moving.
Pablo: *takes drink*
Sean: Don't smoke right after toi drink. There's no smoking!
Major Skyler: Luke, Jordyn, come with me. *Goes in hut*
Sean: *drinking moonshine* Keep it coming *Coughs* Keep it- *Coughing*
arc en ciel Dash: *Drinks moonshine* No taxation without representation.
Sean: Keep it coming, wait. What? (How did she say that entire sentence without coughing?)
Shredder: *Sits suivant to Brewster* Well, what do toi think of it?
Brewster: I'll tell toi what this isn't. It's not homemade brandy, it's a really good drink. *drinks moonshine* toi did creat greating this... I mean, toi did great creating this.
Sean: How do toi like it?
Celestia: It's a dreat grink, great drink. How are- how are you, and cidre fort, applejack getting along?
Sean: We seem to be getting along alright Princhess- Princess.
Celestia: *Looks at Bartholomew* It's good stuff Sean.
Sean: Thank you.
Jade: We're almost getting out of here Applejack.
Applejack: And then we can continue running our farms.
Jade: What if we get caught on the way?
Applejack: *frowns*
Jade: Aw, don't give me that look. We'll be listening to country once we get back into Ponyville. *Singing* Ridin' down the highway, who wants to be the DJ?
Applejack: I'll find a spot on the side of the road, toi find somethin' on the radio!
Major Skyler: *sees wood* Do toi two know anything about this?
Jordyn & Luke: No.
Pablo: Bartholomew, goons in 105.
Bartholomew: Try not to pay any attention. If they see toi looking at them, then they'll know they found something.
Major Skyler & Luke: *Leaves room*
Jordyn: *Pouring cup of coffee* Finally, I get to *Burns herself, and drops cup*

Suddenly, she heard a strange noise.

Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*

It sounded like the coffee was going further down then it really was.

Jordyn: Major!
Major Skyler: *Arrives* What?
Jordyn: *Pours coffee near stove*
Major Skyler: I know what's going on! *Knocks down stove* Those prisoners were digging a tunnel! *Moves tile* Aha!! *Blows whistle*
Celestia: Oh christ, they found Tom!
Griffons: *Running into camp holding an MP40*
Applejack: *Slowly walks towards fence*
Sean: What happened?
Sacred Symphony: It's the tunnel. They found Tom.
Shredder: So much for success!
Applejack: *getting close to fence*
Sean: *sees Applejack* Applejack! *Runs towards her*
Ponies: *Following Sean* Don't climb that fence!!
Applejack: *Climbing fence*
Griffon 98: STOP!! *Pointing gun at Applejack* STOP!!
Sean: *Kicks Griffon*
Griffon 53: *Pushes Sean on ground*
Griffon in guard tower: *Shoots twenty bullets*
Applejack: *gets shot in the head*

cidre fort, applejack was dead.

Sean: *Picks up Applejack's hat*
Griffon 53: *Pointing gun at Sean*
Sean: *Puts hat on heart, and stays silent for ten seconds*

After respecting the dead, I went to where Bartholomew was.

Sean: Sir, let me know the exact locations that toi need. I'm going out tonight.
Bartholomew: Right. Everypony else will dig around the clock.
Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


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posted by Canada24
Well.. I ended season 1..

Not really doing much for Halloween except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.

I never actually seen it. Just the remake.

I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, par always watching, and eventually he kills you.

Anyway.. About bojack..

Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.

I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.

Anyway.. suivant is season 2 I guess :)
#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws toi under the bus, but he'll take a shit on toi afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything toi have seen on this liste has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, ou at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even plus so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is plus of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be plus than this. And also tried giving plus SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main source of comedy is that the...
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#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is toi can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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"Say.. Do toi ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, montrer Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give toi Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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MY GUILT!
and my shame!
Always sell me short, always feel the same!
AND MY FACE!
And my soul!
Always wear me thin, always under control!
BUT THE LONGEST HOURS YOUR HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!!
Are the ones toi sit through, to know if you're right!
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong!
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!?
The only will is my own!
I do whatever I want, and stay alone!
ALL MY MAKE DECISIONS MAKE IT UNTOUCHABLE AND TAINTED!!
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life!
But I will always find a way to survive!
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like!
I can take it...
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I l’amour this mission :)

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"Niko, stick fuckin close to me!" Packie cried, as he he and the gang arrived at a warehouse.

from there they climb over a two fences, reaching a small junkyard, witch is surrounded par goons.

"Let's do this!" Packie cried, as they all pulled out there guns, once again, Niko only brought a SMG (refers it over rifles).

They 4 of them quickly shot down the goons.

SHORTLY AFTER:

"(shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Great.. Let's get inside.. Niko... Shoot...
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CONNOR: (currently dating Twilight).

Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).

Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once chariot, panier chant the Titanic theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..

AJ: *outside door* salut Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright.....
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Sadly. This is only a fan made video. The real musique Video dosen't involve THE SHINING. In fact, I found the video, here on fanpop. There's a club for the movie..
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins....
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#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most populaire stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the jour I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird


#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else


#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories


#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.


#5: SWEET pomme MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
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This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked par Jan and Luke Valentine.

Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives ou dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".

 Jan
Jan


But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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