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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 44
A Letter To Applewood
July 20, 1955
Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.
Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from Louis Bodine. The therapist that was visiting us last year.
Stylo: Oh yeah. Didn't toi say his nickname was The British Mexican?
Pete: Yes I did. Listen, he a dit he was going to come visit us, and-
Louis: *Arrives* Hello.
Pete: Hi.
Hawkeye: It's nice to see toi Louie.
Louis: Thanks Pierce. And how are toi Stylo?
Stylo: I can't complain. Things are really good today.
Louis: Nice to hear.
Metal Gloss: *Blowing whistle on train*
Pete: There's a passenger train coming. toi two will have to take it.
Hawkeye: We can do it. Right Stylo?
Stylo: Right.
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Hawkeye: Hello my love.
Metal Gloss: Hi Pierce. *Climbs out of engine*
Hawkeye: Me, and Stylo are taking over for you.
Metal Gloss: Thank you. *Kisses Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: We will see toi later, when the job is done.
Metal Gloss: Okay.
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Climb into engine*
Conductor: All aboard!
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice, and drives train*
While the train was leaving, Louis decided to write a letter.
Dear Clint Eastwood,
It's me, Louis Bodine. I haven't heard from toi in a while, but I did get to see toi in a movie. Congratulations. I'm écriture to toi from a train station in Cheyenne Wyoming. It's part of the Union Pacific line, and the ponies that work here are superb. They're all nice. Pierce Hawkins, ou Hawkeye is one of the engineers.
A few days ago, he was trying to help somepony, but he got angry at him for that.
Gordon: *Cleaning station* Why do I have to sweep the floor, when I should be driving a train?!
Hawkeye: *Watching Gordon carelessly clean* Gordon, you're supposed to get all of the dust, you're leaving some of it on the floor.
Gordon: Who asked for toi to make fun of me?!
Hawkeye: Alright, fine. Do it the wrong way. ou better yet, let me do it.
Gordon: *Puts balai, genêt à balais down* toi want to do it instead of me?
Hawkeye: Well, somepony has to do it, and it obviously ain't you.
Pete: *Arrives* Gordon, stop bothering Pierce, and get back to work. We want this station to look nice before the passengers arrive.
Gordon: I wasn't bothering him! He wanted to take over for me!
Pete: Really?
Hawkeye: Help him? Why should I do that, when he called me an asshole?
Pete: That's it Gordon, you're going accueil for the rest of the day.
Gordon: NO! I want to work!
Pete: Not with that behavior, toi won't.
Gordon: Why?!!!?
Not a bright pony. Not bright at all.
Louis continued écriture his letter to another poney named Clint Eastwood.
toi would be great Friends with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to rejoindre the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.
Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: toi knew this entire time, and toi didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used most of the sand to make a sand castle.
Stylo: ..Where exactly did toi make this sand castle?
In Pete's office.
Pete: *Looking at desk* I'll never understand how Orion keeps doing all these crazy things.
Back to the freight train.
Stylo: Oh. I see. Well, that's okay. There's some sand over there. Take over, and keep this thing going at five miles an hour. Do not go faster then that.
Orion: toi got it.
Stylo: *Jumps out of train, and picks up sand* Now, I got to get this into the sander, and we should have enough, just in case we get wheel spin. *Flies towards haut, retour au début of engine* Where is that sander?
Orion: Everything okay up there?
Stylo: Yeah, just looking for the sander. Get her up to 10.
Orion: I got it. *Driving train at 10 miles an hour*
Stylo: *Finds sander* There it is. *Puts sand in sander* How is everything?
Orion: No wheelslip so far.
Stylo: Good, let's keep it that way. *Gets back in cab*
You're probably wondering why Orion took out the sand from that engine. Well, I'll be plus than happy to tell you. toi see, most of his jobs kept getting switched around, too early in his opinion. So, he tries to get fired, because he thinks that if he quits, the government will kill him.
Orion: *Sees Percy, and Jeff fixing track par the station* Can I ask toi two something?
Percy: Sure.
Jeff: Go ahead.
Orion: Can I get fired for damaging the track?
Jeff: par accident, ou on purpose?
Orion: On purpose.
Jeff: Wait here, and let me talk to Percy. *Walks with Percy from Orion, and whispers* I think Orion has finally Lost it.
Percy: I know. He wants to get fired so badly, that he'll endanger everypony's lives.
Jeff: Let's tell him a lie.
Percy: With pleasure. *Walks back to Orion with Jeff*
Orion: Well?
Percy: toi can't get fired for damaging the track on purpose.
Orion: Aw man. Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. *Takes hammer*
Jeff: Oh no.
Orion: *Taking spikes out of tracks*
Percy: Stop him!
Jeff: What can we do?
Orion: *Taking plus spikes out of the rails*
Pete: *On loudspeaker* Attention, everypony. The suivant passenger train will be stppping here in 30 seconds, and is heading Eastbound for Council Bluffs Iowa.
Orion: Perfect timing.
I think toi know what happened after that. The train crashed, but Orion didn't get fired surprisingly. Pete tries his best to change Orion's mind on getting fired, and will help that crazy bastard do anything.
So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was écriture about the rest of the ponies he knew.
Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, toi see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.
Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, toi get back in your engine, drive slowly, and we'll get the car back on the tracks.
Metal Gloss: How?
Jeff: Well, look at the wheels. Although they are derailed, they are on the ballast, right suivant to the rails. We just need to get a few stones, and make some kind of a small hump for those wheels to get back on the tracks.
Metal Gloss: Are toi sure it'll work?
Percy: Yeah, I've seen a few ponies in South Equestria do it.
Metal Gloss: Alright, let's do it. *Gets in engine*
Jeff: *Putting stones in front of wheels*
Metal Gloss: *Driving three miles an hour*
Percy: Put a few plus on there.
Jeff: *Puts plus stones in front of wheels* It's getting there!
The wheels got back on the tracks.
Percy: Yes! *Runs to Metal Gloss* It worked! Drive your train to Cheyenne, and make up for Lost time!
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle twice, and drives train*
Speaking of Metal Gloss, she's Hawkeye's special somepony. Just like Pierce, she has a l’amour for steam locomotives. You'll always find her driving one of those instead of the newer diesels. One day, she got her train out of a sticky situation.
Metal Gloss: *Driving train* We'll be going down Sherman colline soon.
Coffee Creme: Right.
Metal Gloss: Alright, let's put on the brakes.
Coffee Creme: *Tries to put on brakes* They aren't working.
Metal Gloss: That's not good. If we don't slow down in time, we're done for. I got an idea, cast a spell so we can have water.
Coffee Creme: Oh, a fine time for a drink Metal Gloss. suivant I supposed toi want some popcorn.
Metal Gloss: Just get the water.
Coffee Creme: *Casting a spell for water*
Metal Gloss: Better hurry.
Coffee Creme: *Finishes spell*
Metal Gloss: *Takes bucket of water, and pours it in firebox*
Coffee Creme: What did toi do that for?
Metal Gloss: To kill off power. Without a fire, the steam engine can't go anywhere, now can it?
Coffee Creme: And then, we'll slow down before we crash. Good thinking.
toi probably want to know about Coffee Creme next. Well, she's French, and-
Pete: *Arrives* Louis, I don't mean to be a bad host, but the station is going to close soon.
Louis: Okay, I'm almost done.
Pete: *Walks away*
Louis: *Continues écriture letter*
I have to go Clint. Enjoy your new career as being an actor. I'm sure, everypony will l’amour seeing toi in the movies.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon gets angry, because Coffee Crème is on a vacation.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 44
A Letter To Applewood
July 20, 1955
Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for a train to arrive, so that they could take it to Laramie. Then, Pete arrived with a letter.
Pete: Take a look at this.
Hawkeye: What is it?
Pete: It's a letter from Louis Bodine. The therapist that was visiting us last year.
Stylo: Oh yeah. Didn't toi say his nickname was The British Mexican?
Pete: Yes I did. Listen, he a dit he was going to come visit us, and-
Louis: *Arrives* Hello.
Pete: Hi.
Hawkeye: It's nice to see toi Louie.
Louis: Thanks Pierce. And how are toi Stylo?
Stylo: I can't complain. Things are really good today.
Louis: Nice to hear.
Metal Gloss: *Blowing whistle on train*
Pete: There's a passenger train coming. toi two will have to take it.
Hawkeye: We can do it. Right Stylo?
Stylo: Right.
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Hawkeye: Hello my love.
Metal Gloss: Hi Pierce. *Climbs out of engine*
Hawkeye: Me, and Stylo are taking over for you.
Metal Gloss: Thank you. *Kisses Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: We will see toi later, when the job is done.
Metal Gloss: Okay.
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Climb into engine*
Conductor: All aboard!
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Blows whistle twice, and drives train*
While the train was leaving, Louis decided to write a letter.
Dear Clint Eastwood,
It's me, Louis Bodine. I haven't heard from toi in a while, but I did get to see toi in a movie. Congratulations. I'm écriture to toi from a train station in Cheyenne Wyoming. It's part of the Union Pacific line, and the ponies that work here are superb. They're all nice. Pierce Hawkins, ou Hawkeye is one of the engineers.
A few days ago, he was trying to help somepony, but he got angry at him for that.
Gordon: *Cleaning station* Why do I have to sweep the floor, when I should be driving a train?!
Hawkeye: *Watching Gordon carelessly clean* Gordon, you're supposed to get all of the dust, you're leaving some of it on the floor.
Gordon: Who asked for toi to make fun of me?!
Hawkeye: Alright, fine. Do it the wrong way. ou better yet, let me do it.
Gordon: *Puts balai, genêt à balais down* toi want to do it instead of me?
Hawkeye: Well, somepony has to do it, and it obviously ain't you.
Pete: *Arrives* Gordon, stop bothering Pierce, and get back to work. We want this station to look nice before the passengers arrive.
Gordon: I wasn't bothering him! He wanted to take over for me!
Pete: Really?
Hawkeye: Help him? Why should I do that, when he called me an asshole?
Pete: That's it Gordon, you're going accueil for the rest of the day.
Gordon: NO! I want to work!
Pete: Not with that behavior, toi won't.
Gordon: Why?!!!?
Not a bright pony. Not bright at all.
Louis continued écriture his letter to another poney named Clint Eastwood.
toi would be great Friends with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to rejoindre the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.
Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: toi knew this entire time, and toi didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used most of the sand to make a sand castle.
Stylo: ..Where exactly did toi make this sand castle?
In Pete's office.
Pete: *Looking at desk* I'll never understand how Orion keeps doing all these crazy things.
Back to the freight train.
Stylo: Oh. I see. Well, that's okay. There's some sand over there. Take over, and keep this thing going at five miles an hour. Do not go faster then that.
Orion: toi got it.
Stylo: *Jumps out of train, and picks up sand* Now, I got to get this into the sander, and we should have enough, just in case we get wheel spin. *Flies towards haut, retour au début of engine* Where is that sander?
Orion: Everything okay up there?
Stylo: Yeah, just looking for the sander. Get her up to 10.
Orion: I got it. *Driving train at 10 miles an hour*
Stylo: *Finds sander* There it is. *Puts sand in sander* How is everything?
Orion: No wheelslip so far.
Stylo: Good, let's keep it that way. *Gets back in cab*
You're probably wondering why Orion took out the sand from that engine. Well, I'll be plus than happy to tell you. toi see, most of his jobs kept getting switched around, too early in his opinion. So, he tries to get fired, because he thinks that if he quits, the government will kill him.
Orion: *Sees Percy, and Jeff fixing track par the station* Can I ask toi two something?
Percy: Sure.
Jeff: Go ahead.
Orion: Can I get fired for damaging the track?
Jeff: par accident, ou on purpose?
Orion: On purpose.
Jeff: Wait here, and let me talk to Percy. *Walks with Percy from Orion, and whispers* I think Orion has finally Lost it.
Percy: I know. He wants to get fired so badly, that he'll endanger everypony's lives.
Jeff: Let's tell him a lie.
Percy: With pleasure. *Walks back to Orion with Jeff*
Orion: Well?
Percy: toi can't get fired for damaging the track on purpose.
Orion: Aw man. Well, I'm gonna do it anyway. *Takes hammer*
Jeff: Oh no.
Orion: *Taking spikes out of tracks*
Percy: Stop him!
Jeff: What can we do?
Orion: *Taking plus spikes out of the rails*
Pete: *On loudspeaker* Attention, everypony. The suivant passenger train will be stppping here in 30 seconds, and is heading Eastbound for Council Bluffs Iowa.
Orion: Perfect timing.
I think toi know what happened after that. The train crashed, but Orion didn't get fired surprisingly. Pete tries his best to change Orion's mind on getting fired, and will help that crazy bastard do anything.
So far, Louis wrote his letter about Hawkeye, Stylo, and Orion. Now he was écriture about the rest of the ponies he knew.
Percy, and Jeff don't talk much, but they get their jobs done very well. They fix track, toi see? And nopony has done a better job then those two so far. They could even fix the track during an earthquake, but you'll never believe what they did yesterday. Those two had to get a freight car back on the tracks, and they did it with stones. Here's what happened.
Metal Gloss: *Looking at derailed car* This is not good.
Percy: It's nothing serious. Watch, toi get back in your engine, drive slowly, and we'll get the car back on the tracks.
Metal Gloss: How?
Jeff: Well, look at the wheels. Although they are derailed, they are on the ballast, right suivant to the rails. We just need to get a few stones, and make some kind of a small hump for those wheels to get back on the tracks.
Metal Gloss: Are toi sure it'll work?
Percy: Yeah, I've seen a few ponies in South Equestria do it.
Metal Gloss: Alright, let's do it. *Gets in engine*
Jeff: *Putting stones in front of wheels*
Metal Gloss: *Driving three miles an hour*
Percy: Put a few plus on there.
Jeff: *Puts plus stones in front of wheels* It's getting there!
The wheels got back on the tracks.
Percy: Yes! *Runs to Metal Gloss* It worked! Drive your train to Cheyenne, and make up for Lost time!
Metal Gloss: *Blows whistle twice, and drives train*
Speaking of Metal Gloss, she's Hawkeye's special somepony. Just like Pierce, she has a l’amour for steam locomotives. You'll always find her driving one of those instead of the newer diesels. One day, she got her train out of a sticky situation.
Metal Gloss: *Driving train* We'll be going down Sherman colline soon.
Coffee Creme: Right.
Metal Gloss: Alright, let's put on the brakes.
Coffee Creme: *Tries to put on brakes* They aren't working.
Metal Gloss: That's not good. If we don't slow down in time, we're done for. I got an idea, cast a spell so we can have water.
Coffee Creme: Oh, a fine time for a drink Metal Gloss. suivant I supposed toi want some popcorn.
Metal Gloss: Just get the water.
Coffee Creme: *Casting a spell for water*
Metal Gloss: Better hurry.
Coffee Creme: *Finishes spell*
Metal Gloss: *Takes bucket of water, and pours it in firebox*
Coffee Creme: What did toi do that for?
Metal Gloss: To kill off power. Without a fire, the steam engine can't go anywhere, now can it?
Coffee Creme: And then, we'll slow down before we crash. Good thinking.
toi probably want to know about Coffee Creme next. Well, she's French, and-
Pete: *Arrives* Louis, I don't mean to be a bad host, but the station is going to close soon.
Louis: Okay, I'm almost done.
Pete: *Walks away*
Louis: *Continues écriture letter*
I have to go Clint. Enjoy your new career as being an actor. I'm sure, everypony will l’amour seeing toi in the movies.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon gets angry, because Coffee Crème is on a vacation.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Song: link
Pinkie Pie as Ike Barinholtz
SLIM SHADY montrer reaction videos... Part 1/8
currently part 5
cupcakes 4
AppleJack as Christian A. Pierce
arc en ciel Dash as Jimmy Tatro
cupcakes 3
The first impression I EVER had to My Little Pony...
Hellsing
GTA 4
MLP reaction video
poney videos
Freddy Krueger
cupcakes 2
Titans
South Park 2
cupcakes - Vermillion
south park
Spike as Jimmy Tatro
Scary ponies
★★★★★★