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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 43
Hindsight Is Not Always 20/20
July 13, 1955
It was 7:30 AM in Cheyenne. Everypony arrived for work half an heure ago, except for Gordon.
Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Gordon: *Enters office*
Pete: Mr. Suite. Why are toi late for work?
Gordon: I'm sorry sir, but my car broke down. The engine overheated, one of the tires got flat, and the front bumper fell off.
Pete: Well then. I think it's time for toi to get a new car.
Gordon: Sir, those cost at least $2,000. I can't buy a new car!
Pete: Why? How much money do toi have?
Gordon: Only a few hundred dollars.
Pete: Why don't toi sell your car?
Gordon: Who would want that unreliable gros morceau, hunk of junk?
Mirage: *Enters office* Hello sir. I came back with a passenger train, wanted to use the bathroom, and then I overheard your conversation. May I help you?
Pete: Sure. We'll need all the help we can get.
Mirage: What's the matter?
Gordon: I need a new car, but I'm afraid I won't have the money to get a new one.
Mirage: I'll tell toi what I'll do. I sold my '41 Marecury, and I'll take your car off of your hooves.
Gordon: Are toi sure?
Mirage: Sure. How much do toi want for it? I've got lots of dough.
Gordon: $3,500.
Mirage: *Gets $3,500* All yours.
Gordon: *Gives Mirage keys to his car* Thank toi so much.
Pete: How are toi going to get accueil after today's work?
Gordon: I'll get a cab.
While Mirage was with Gordon, and Pete in the office, Hawkeye was getting ready to take a freight out of the yards.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards servicing facility*
Metal Gloss: Pierce, please help me. It's very important.
Hawkeye: What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: I need help cleaning out the firebox for the engine I'm about to use.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's clean it together. *Goes to Metal Gloss' engine*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Alright. *Climbs into cab* I haven't done this before, but I think I know what to do. *Cleaning ashes out of firebox*
A small explosion came from the firebox.
Hawkeye: Ow! *Holding eyes*
Metal Gloss: *Gasps* Are toi okay?
Hawkeye: I think so. *Looks around cab* I think I Lost my eyesight.
A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.
Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: toi didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that toi can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, toi are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh don't worry, somepony will help me get around.
Doctor: *Leaves*
Wilson: Aw man, toi Lost your eyesight while cleaning a firebox?
Jeff: That can be dangerous. Did toi make sure the feu was out before toi cleaned it?
Hawkeye: No.
Jeff: Yeah, sometimes an explosion can come from a firebox when toi try to clean it, while the feu is still going.
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: MG, is that you?
Metal Gloss: I'm here Pierce. I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
Hawkeye: It's okay. Any other mare would've done the same thing.
Stylo: What would toi like to do first?
Hawkeye: Make sure Gordon isn't here to humiliate me.
Stylo: Oh don't worry. His car broke down, and now he has to find a new one to buy, so that he can get to work on time.
Hawkeye: He actually cares about getting to work on time?
Stylo: It wasn't his decision.
Hawkeye: Well then who's helping him?
At a dealership not far away, Gordon, and Nocturnal Mirage were looking for a brand new car. The dealership had a pair of loudspeakers playing music.
This was the song playing: link
Mirage: The dealer will be out here soon.
Gordon: Good. I can't wait to get this over with.
Dealer: *Arrives* Hello. May I help you?
Gordon: Yeah, I just want a new car.
Mirage: He needs one so he can get to work.
Dealer: Well, we have two cars available. A Belair, and a Series 65.
Gordon: *Sees cars* Aw man. They're both so nice, but I don't know which one I want.
Dealer: Take your time.
Gordon: *Staring at cars*
Mirage: *Looking at watch*
Gordon: It's too hard for me to choose.
Dealer: There are only two cars. Please, choose one.
Gordon: Umm... *Continues staring* I can't... I... Fuck it. *Runs away*
Dealer: What's his problem?
Mirage: He's an idiot. *Runs after Gordon*
Back at the station, Hawkeye was trying to get into Snowflake's tower in the trainyard.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's see here. *Tries to put hooves on stairs*
Snowflake: *Sees Hawkeye, and walks out of tower* Need any help Pierce?
Hawkeye: No thank you, I got this.
Wilson: *Pushing freight cars slowly down hump*
Hawkeye: *Steps on Wilson's engine*
Snowflake: Pierce, you're on a train!
Hawkeye: Ha! That's a good joke. *Walks into cab*
Wilson: Hi Hawkeye, what can I do for you?
Hawkeye: Snowflake wasn't joking. Stop the train.
Wilson: *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Walks out of cab*
Snowflake: Follow my voice.
Hawkeye: *Walks off engine*
Snowflake: Now go left.
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stairs*
Snowflake: Now keep going up.
Hawkeye: *Walks up stairs*
Snowflake: And...
Hawkeye: *Stops suivant to Snowflake*
Snowflake: toi made it.
Hawkeye: I told toi I could make it here par myself.
Snowflake: *Facehoof*
The suivant day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.
And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.
Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do toi think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are toi wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he Lost his eyesight.
Gordon: toi mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: ou else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick toi in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, toi still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the suivant passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!
But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.
Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are toi looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need toi making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got toi now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't toi dare try anything that will get toi fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the question is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did toi just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No toi won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He a volé, étole the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.
Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.
Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want toi put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want toi to slowly déplacer your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when toi are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.
The end
on the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
The British Mexican returns.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Song: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 43
Hindsight Is Not Always 20/20
July 13, 1955
It was 7:30 AM in Cheyenne. Everypony arrived for work half an heure ago, except for Gordon.
Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Come in.
Gordon: *Enters office*
Pete: Mr. Suite. Why are toi late for work?
Gordon: I'm sorry sir, but my car broke down. The engine overheated, one of the tires got flat, and the front bumper fell off.
Pete: Well then. I think it's time for toi to get a new car.
Gordon: Sir, those cost at least $2,000. I can't buy a new car!
Pete: Why? How much money do toi have?
Gordon: Only a few hundred dollars.
Pete: Why don't toi sell your car?
Gordon: Who would want that unreliable gros morceau, hunk of junk?
Mirage: *Enters office* Hello sir. I came back with a passenger train, wanted to use the bathroom, and then I overheard your conversation. May I help you?
Pete: Sure. We'll need all the help we can get.
Mirage: What's the matter?
Gordon: I need a new car, but I'm afraid I won't have the money to get a new one.
Mirage: I'll tell toi what I'll do. I sold my '41 Marecury, and I'll take your car off of your hooves.
Gordon: Are toi sure?
Mirage: Sure. How much do toi want for it? I've got lots of dough.
Gordon: $3,500.
Mirage: *Gets $3,500* All yours.
Gordon: *Gives Mirage keys to his car* Thank toi so much.
Pete: How are toi going to get accueil after today's work?
Gordon: I'll get a cab.
While Mirage was with Gordon, and Pete in the office, Hawkeye was getting ready to take a freight out of the yards.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards servicing facility*
Metal Gloss: Pierce, please help me. It's very important.
Hawkeye: What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: I need help cleaning out the firebox for the engine I'm about to use.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's clean it together. *Goes to Metal Gloss' engine*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Alright. *Climbs into cab* I haven't done this before, but I think I know what to do. *Cleaning ashes out of firebox*
A small explosion came from the firebox.
Hawkeye: Ow! *Holding eyes*
Metal Gloss: *Gasps* Are toi okay?
Hawkeye: I think so. *Looks around cab* I think I Lost my eyesight.
A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.
Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: toi didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that toi can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, toi are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh don't worry, somepony will help me get around.
Doctor: *Leaves*
Wilson: Aw man, toi Lost your eyesight while cleaning a firebox?
Jeff: That can be dangerous. Did toi make sure the feu was out before toi cleaned it?
Hawkeye: No.
Jeff: Yeah, sometimes an explosion can come from a firebox when toi try to clean it, while the feu is still going.
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: MG, is that you?
Metal Gloss: I'm here Pierce. I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
Hawkeye: It's okay. Any other mare would've done the same thing.
Stylo: What would toi like to do first?
Hawkeye: Make sure Gordon isn't here to humiliate me.
Stylo: Oh don't worry. His car broke down, and now he has to find a new one to buy, so that he can get to work on time.
Hawkeye: He actually cares about getting to work on time?
Stylo: It wasn't his decision.
Hawkeye: Well then who's helping him?
At a dealership not far away, Gordon, and Nocturnal Mirage were looking for a brand new car. The dealership had a pair of loudspeakers playing music.
This was the song playing: link
Mirage: The dealer will be out here soon.
Gordon: Good. I can't wait to get this over with.
Dealer: *Arrives* Hello. May I help you?
Gordon: Yeah, I just want a new car.
Mirage: He needs one so he can get to work.
Dealer: Well, we have two cars available. A Belair, and a Series 65.
Gordon: *Sees cars* Aw man. They're both so nice, but I don't know which one I want.
Dealer: Take your time.
Gordon: *Staring at cars*
Mirage: *Looking at watch*
Gordon: It's too hard for me to choose.
Dealer: There are only two cars. Please, choose one.
Gordon: Umm... *Continues staring* I can't... I... Fuck it. *Runs away*
Dealer: What's his problem?
Mirage: He's an idiot. *Runs after Gordon*
Back at the station, Hawkeye was trying to get into Snowflake's tower in the trainyard.
Hawkeye: Alright, let's see here. *Tries to put hooves on stairs*
Snowflake: *Sees Hawkeye, and walks out of tower* Need any help Pierce?
Hawkeye: No thank you, I got this.
Wilson: *Pushing freight cars slowly down hump*
Hawkeye: *Steps on Wilson's engine*
Snowflake: Pierce, you're on a train!
Hawkeye: Ha! That's a good joke. *Walks into cab*
Wilson: Hi Hawkeye, what can I do for you?
Hawkeye: Snowflake wasn't joking. Stop the train.
Wilson: *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Walks out of cab*
Snowflake: Follow my voice.
Hawkeye: *Walks off engine*
Snowflake: Now go left.
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stairs*
Snowflake: Now keep going up.
Hawkeye: *Walks up stairs*
Snowflake: And...
Hawkeye: *Stops suivant to Snowflake*
Snowflake: toi made it.
Hawkeye: I told toi I could make it here par myself.
Snowflake: *Facehoof*
The suivant day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.
And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.
Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do toi think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are toi wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he Lost his eyesight.
Gordon: toi mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: ou else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick toi in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, toi still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the suivant passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!
But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.
Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are toi looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need toi making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got toi now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't toi dare try anything that will get toi fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the question is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did toi just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No toi won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He a volé, étole the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.
Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.
Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want toi put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want toi to slowly déplacer your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when toi are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.
The end
on the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
The British Mexican returns.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Song: link