#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause toi know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far plus affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death requin attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a requin attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned par the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. toi know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten par a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, toi know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, toi know, "death = plus money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, toi know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD Chair de poule ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog par a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget toi ever existed..
#10: WEIRD Chair de poule ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause toi know. That ALWAYS ends well.
And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far plus affective to say
"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"
#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".
#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death requin attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a requin attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned par the christmas singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..
#5: JAWS 4:
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. toi know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten par a giant great white..
#6: CARRIE:
Margaret discovers Carrie's prom plans and attempts to abuse her again.. Cause, toi know.
Can't have our kids HAPPY!. That's against God's wishes!
#7: JAWS 1:
Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, toi know, "death = plus money".
#8: CARRIE:
Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her. cause, toi know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.
#9: WEIRD Chair de poule ENDIINGS:
So remember kids, if your turned into a dog par a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget toi ever existed..
#10: WEIRD Chair de poule ENDINGS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters' two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens.
According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called
"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. ou the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minutes of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minutes watching some poor woman getting assaulted par hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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"Rape and revenge"
Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?
This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.
Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.
You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. ou the Twilight movies.
The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minutes of the film's runtime.
Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minutes watching some poor woman getting assaulted par hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's plus popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have plus ou less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit plus hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's plus popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have plus ou less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit plus hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell toi what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. plus for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin l’amour the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arc en ciel Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arc en ciel Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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#1:
Why is canada a sûr, sans danger country?
"Cause the mighty king oie gives us nourriture to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortue against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this an for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a sûr, sans danger country?
"Cause the mighty king oie gives us nourriture to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortue against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this an for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
