Majora is currently my favori character from
xanauzumaki.
He's such a troll.. I l’amour it...
#1:
Majora: (hits Tael with Skull kids body)
Skull kid: toi sure like to hurt to people, don't you.
Majora: I refuse to be talked par that fairy. He needed to sufffer.
Skull kid: toi sure are violent, aren't you.
Majora: ................... WHERE THE FUCK HAVE toi BEEN!? I'M A GOD DAMN GOD OF GOD DAMN EVIL!!
#2:
Tael: (hinted to be talking about Pinkie Pie) IAll I'm saying is, sure, she makes muffins, and she makes cupcakes. But toi can't have both. To have one is to disgrace the other. And that is blasphemy.
Skull kid: But isn't crucification a little harsh?
Tael: (scary voice) THAT rose chienne DISERVES TO DIE!!
Skull kid: (scared) Okay, sorry!
Majora: How is it the purple fairy is plus intimidating than you?
Skull kid: He's scary.
Majora: Or.. Maybe your just spineless.
#3:
Majora: (sees Link) NO! NO! DAMN IT NO!!
Link: Yeah, crazy isn't it?
Majora: I finally find a new protencal host, and I was like, "oh hey, maybe I can have some fun for once! Highjack another moon, smash it into a civilization, like I ALWAYS wanted too!".. But no!.. toi have to montrer up in my life and FUCKING RUIN THAT!!
Link: Yeah, I'm sort of a badass aren't I.. I am the seconde person after Happy Mask Salesman to make toi their bitch
Majora: I AM NOT YOUR BITCH!!
#4: Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are toi a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were toi calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. toi were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#5:
Majora: Haha, toi think can stop me hero? I am the legendary Majora! Nothing can stop me!.. There's nothing in the universe that can harm me.. Not wind.. Not water.. Not fire.. Not even coffee of the HIGHEST tempatures.. Kyrapnite? That Superman bullshit can't harm me.. Not wooden baseball bats (keeps talking)
Link: (sighs) Guess it's worth a shot
(Majora: *in background* Not metal baseball bats)
Majora: (still talking as Link, in the Goku form, prepares a bubble) Not sticks that "look" like baseball ba- Wait is that a bubble?
Link: (shoots him with bubble)
Majora: AHH! BUBBLES! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
#6:
Link: I ate him.
Majora: DUDE! I done some fucked up shit! But DAMN!!
#7:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. toi were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a God thing.
#8:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. toi STILL think toi can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. toi ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But toi do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#9:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO toi MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I a dit where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am enfuried!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S feu EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#10:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, toi ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense toi didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can "possibly" interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 an old) WHERE'S THE FUCKING MASK!?
Kid: (whimpers) What mask!?
Majora: toi feel BIG Link? toi feel big beating up a 5 an old?
Kid: I'm 5 and a half.
Link: SEE! HE'S FIVE AND A HALF! (punches the kid).
#11:
Link: Damn.. I guess he dosen't have it here. Guess we need to go on some (Majora floats to the man) taureau, bull shit que- Majora?
Majora: REVEAL TO ME, THE LOCATION OF THE MASK!! ou SHALL DROP UPON YOU, MY PERSONAL MOON! (Marora's theme starts playing) AND BATHE THIS WORLD IN AN OCEAN OF FIRE, INCINGRATING THE FLESH-
Link: Magora.
Majora: FROM YOUR EVERY BO-
Link: MAJORA!!
Majora: (music cuts) What, I was talking to the boutique keeper.
Link: No, this here, THIS is talking.. What toi just did, was unleash a hurricane of fury
Majora: Yeah, so?
Verona: Well, for one thing (points at the cashier, who's dead) I'm pretty sure she just died of fright.
#12:
Majora: As a demon, I have witnessed acts, that make the things toi do, seem like fucking kids play.. But those people, as fucked up as they are, believe in some way, they were doing good.. Not you.. toi CLAIM to.. But face it, toi just don't give a fuck.
#13:
Majora: I admit.. I'm a wreckless, stupid, fuck.. But I KNOW I'm a wreckless, stupid, fuck.. toi ALSO act like a reckless, stupid, fuck.. But toi do it with a fucking attutude.. Like that alone can shield toi from conscionces.
#14:
Link: (punches Majora, but only ends up injuring the hand) FUCK!!
Majora: Hahahahaha, ohhh, toi really showed "me"
#15:
Skull kid: (picks up Majora) Check out this cool mask.
Majora: MWAHAHAHA!!!
Skull kid: I'm wearing it.
Talr: I don't think that's a good idea,
Majora: Your mother wears masks in hell!
Skull kid: Seems legit.
#16:
Majora: This town is fucked up. I kinda regret trying to destory it.
xanauzumaki.
He's such a troll.. I l’amour it...
#1:
Majora: (hits Tael with Skull kids body)
Skull kid: toi sure like to hurt to people, don't you.
Majora: I refuse to be talked par that fairy. He needed to sufffer.
Skull kid: toi sure are violent, aren't you.
Majora: ................... WHERE THE FUCK HAVE toi BEEN!? I'M A GOD DAMN GOD OF GOD DAMN EVIL!!
#2:
Tael: (hinted to be talking about Pinkie Pie) IAll I'm saying is, sure, she makes muffins, and she makes cupcakes. But toi can't have both. To have one is to disgrace the other. And that is blasphemy.
Skull kid: But isn't crucification a little harsh?
Tael: (scary voice) THAT rose chienne DISERVES TO DIE!!
Skull kid: (scared) Okay, sorry!
Majora: How is it the purple fairy is plus intimidating than you?
Skull kid: He's scary.
Majora: Or.. Maybe your just spineless.
#3:
Majora: (sees Link) NO! NO! DAMN IT NO!!
Link: Yeah, crazy isn't it?
Majora: I finally find a new protencal host, and I was like, "oh hey, maybe I can have some fun for once! Highjack another moon, smash it into a civilization, like I ALWAYS wanted too!".. But no!.. toi have to montrer up in my life and FUCKING RUIN THAT!!
Link: Yeah, I'm sort of a badass aren't I.. I am the seconde person after Happy Mask Salesman to make toi their bitch
Majora: I AM NOT YOUR BITCH!!
#4: Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are toi a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were toi calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. toi were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#5:
Majora: Haha, toi think can stop me hero? I am the legendary Majora! Nothing can stop me!.. There's nothing in the universe that can harm me.. Not wind.. Not water.. Not fire.. Not even coffee of the HIGHEST tempatures.. Kyrapnite? That Superman bullshit can't harm me.. Not wooden baseball bats (keeps talking)
Link: (sighs) Guess it's worth a shot
(Majora: *in background* Not metal baseball bats)
Majora: (still talking as Link, in the Goku form, prepares a bubble) Not sticks that "look" like baseball ba- Wait is that a bubble?
Link: (shoots him with bubble)
Majora: AHH! BUBBLES! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
#6:
Link: I ate him.
Majora: DUDE! I done some fucked up shit! But DAMN!!
#7:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. toi were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a God thing.
#8:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. toi STILL think toi can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. toi ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But toi do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#9:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO toi MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I a dit where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am enfuried!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S feu EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#10:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, toi ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense toi didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can "possibly" interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 an old) WHERE'S THE FUCKING MASK!?
Kid: (whimpers) What mask!?
Majora: toi feel BIG Link? toi feel big beating up a 5 an old?
Kid: I'm 5 and a half.
Link: SEE! HE'S FIVE AND A HALF! (punches the kid).
#11:
Link: Damn.. I guess he dosen't have it here. Guess we need to go on some (Majora floats to the man) taureau, bull shit que- Majora?
Majora: REVEAL TO ME, THE LOCATION OF THE MASK!! ou SHALL DROP UPON YOU, MY PERSONAL MOON! (Marora's theme starts playing) AND BATHE THIS WORLD IN AN OCEAN OF FIRE, INCINGRATING THE FLESH-
Link: Magora.
Majora: FROM YOUR EVERY BO-
Link: MAJORA!!
Majora: (music cuts) What, I was talking to the boutique keeper.
Link: No, this here, THIS is talking.. What toi just did, was unleash a hurricane of fury
Majora: Yeah, so?
Verona: Well, for one thing (points at the cashier, who's dead) I'm pretty sure she just died of fright.
#12:
Majora: As a demon, I have witnessed acts, that make the things toi do, seem like fucking kids play.. But those people, as fucked up as they are, believe in some way, they were doing good.. Not you.. toi CLAIM to.. But face it, toi just don't give a fuck.
#13:
Majora: I admit.. I'm a wreckless, stupid, fuck.. But I KNOW I'm a wreckless, stupid, fuck.. toi ALSO act like a reckless, stupid, fuck.. But toi do it with a fucking attutude.. Like that alone can shield toi from conscionces.
#14:
Link: (punches Majora, but only ends up injuring the hand) FUCK!!
Majora: Hahahahaha, ohhh, toi really showed "me"
#15:
Skull kid: (picks up Majora) Check out this cool mask.
Majora: MWAHAHAHA!!!
Skull kid: I'm wearing it.
Talr: I don't think that's a good idea,
Majora: Your mother wears masks in hell!
Skull kid: Seems legit.
#16:
Majora: This town is fucked up. I kinda regret trying to destory it.