Canada24's club.. Article: Bojack part 12

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Well.. I have nothing too say about SEASON 3 episodes 1 and 2.. Episodes 3 and 4 where better up my alley, less serious.

I'm still shocked Will Arnett didn't win an award for this. But whatever..

The part about he could talk the whole time down there, made my smile a bit. I wonder if anything else will be done down with that joke (but probably not)..

Also, I'm guessing your thumb means your middle finger, am I right? :)

Anyway.. Yeah.. Not much too say.
I'm sure glad they jokes about those annoying people that sarcastically asked if toi enjoyed your phone call, and toi usually wanna coup de poing them.. Though doing what Bojack did, that works two.. :)

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haut, retour au début ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

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Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th jour Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing plus than animaux who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...

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haut, retour au début ten GTA characters I PERSONALLY hate.

posted by Canada24

Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the anges of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE anges OF DEATH.
And within only five minutes after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...

haut, retour au début 10 songs that are secretly disturbing

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#1: rose Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE mur album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between rose and a telephone operator, as rose twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how rose learns that his wife...

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Canada24 réponses dumb questions: PART 2

posted by Canada24

How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do toi tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can toi lose your virginity if toi fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With l’amour and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were toi followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a sûr, sans danger bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered toi bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck toi ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that a volé, étole Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, toi mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. ou I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't toi just get Lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE toi lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short par Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. toi crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short par pressing his...

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haut, retour au début ten DICK fathers:

posted by Canada24

#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good Friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, ou can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My haut, retour au début five most populaire reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little poney and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people l’amour these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this fan base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

posted by Canada24

#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As toi expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes toi hate Lilly....

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haut, retour au début 8 best things about being a Brony

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I a dit it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: poney musique VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the montrer itself.
As even though...

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haut, retour au début 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

posted by Canada24

I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even plus for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like lire them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when toi think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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haut, retour au début 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

posted by Canada24

#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed par Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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haut, retour au début five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't plus badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's glacière when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the liste from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: agneau OF GOD:
I am not a fan of agneau of God.
Their too death...

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haut, retour au début 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

posted by Canada24

#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted par two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their Friends find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta l’amour that.....

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haut, retour au début five female singers who USE to be hot

posted by Canada24

#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She Lost that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry toi can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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haut, retour au début ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated par woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped par a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied par the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Canada24 reviews THE CONFURING: (spoilers)

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So.. Having watched Insidious Chapter 3, and hearing Conjuring 2 is actually really good.

Here's my review of one of the few horror films too actually keep me up at night (me).

So, we start off with Annabelle.
Yeah, from that cursed doll shitty crossover movie.
But, trust me, in this movie Annabelle actually IS scary.
Mainly cause we don't fully understand how strong the demon inside the doll truly is.
All we know is that the people that have it, sees that Annabelle moves on it's own and leaves creepy messages all over the room.
And when one of them tries to throw it away, it leads yo the first...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 3)

posted by Canada24

Saten: (opens the front door) ... Trixie?

Trixie: Hello

Saten: (hugs her tightly) Oh thank god! toi have NO idea how much I need toi wait now.

Trixie: (moans softly) Well, I could use some comfort myself.. I Lost my job.

Saten: Shit? Really?.. That was always your thing.

Trixie: Yes, but there is a bright side.. toi clearly need me wait now.

Saten: Ohh, toi have NO idea.. Derpy dead, Glaze in jail.. I'm so depr-

Trixie: (suddenly kisses him on the lips).

Saten: (serprised, but kisses her back.. Well. Tries too, but AlexMane walks in, ruining the moment).

AlexMane: I'm leaving now.

Saten: Uhh.. Great.....

3 reasons why I stopped reviewing Death Note

posted by Canada24

#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. toi can give this montrer an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even L (sorry Aqua)..

#2: ONE animé IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that montrer Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..

#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..