Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly toi never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie toi are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What toi gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if toi buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery ou whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' plus expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't l’amour me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good jour at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) toi know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before toi JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. toi haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying bière bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did toi dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. toi what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back toi dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the haut, retour au début of GoldenGrapes head, makes grain de raisin, raisin cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing grain de raisin, raisin off the tabouret that grain de raisin, raisin was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks grain de raisin, raisin aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling toi one.
Saten: So.. NOW toi make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
aléatoire Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping toi from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing toi bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: toi heard me I a dit (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. toi have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
poulain, colt Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes toi look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this couteau away (shows a pain knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the cuisine silly (chuckles)
poulain, colt Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) salut cuz did toi se- OH MY GOD!
poulain, colt Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID toi STAB REGGIE!?
poulain, colt Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
poulain, colt Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta déplacer on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! l’amour never lasts! (gets punched in the arm par AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What toi say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. toi let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are toi talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: salut Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE toi HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK toi UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent football coach.
Saten: No problem.. I l’amour little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! toi HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: toi need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to coup de poing one of the fillies) ou PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No plus coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That toi so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck toi man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for toi sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean toi had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would toi mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up lire letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's par herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can toi get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. toi have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining a dit I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, toi absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will toi ever make a decision?
Sheldon toi see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean toi finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the bourse, sac à main of my cousin, citron Heart.
Stallion: (holding bière bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What toi mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the bourse, sac à main back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the haut, retour au début of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped par thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. suivant time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) toi freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do toi mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) toi could of just a dit no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD toi NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are toi still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) toi fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly toi never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie toi are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What toi gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if toi buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery ou whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' plus expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't l’amour me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good jour at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) toi know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before toi JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. toi haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying bière bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did toi dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. toi what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back toi dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the haut, retour au début of GoldenGrapes head, makes grain de raisin, raisin cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing grain de raisin, raisin off the tabouret that grain de raisin, raisin was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks grain de raisin, raisin aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling toi one.
Saten: So.. NOW toi make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
aléatoire Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping toi from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing toi bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: toi heard me I a dit (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. toi have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
poulain, colt Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes toi look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this couteau away (shows a pain knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the cuisine silly (chuckles)
poulain, colt Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) salut cuz did toi se- OH MY GOD!
poulain, colt Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID toi STAB REGGIE!?
poulain, colt Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
poulain, colt Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta déplacer on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! l’amour never lasts! (gets punched in the arm par AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What toi say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. toi let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are toi talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: salut Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE toi HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK toi UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent football coach.
Saten: No problem.. I l’amour little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! toi HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: toi need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to coup de poing one of the fillies) ou PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No plus coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That toi so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck toi man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for toi sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean toi had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would toi mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up lire letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's par herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can toi get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. toi have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining a dit I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, toi absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will toi ever make a decision?
Sheldon toi see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean toi finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the bourse, sac à main of my cousin, citron Heart.
Stallion: (holding bière bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What toi mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the bourse, sac à main back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the haut, retour au début of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped par thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. suivant time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) toi freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do toi mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) toi could of just a dit no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD toi NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are toi still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) toi fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy toi guys enjoyed even plus then I "thought" toi people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless toi like stupid comedies par an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy toi guys enjoyed even plus then I "thought" toi people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless toi like stupid comedies par an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favori Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story par him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The titre is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story par him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The titre is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda liste before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has images so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has images so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
