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"Gracie, toi alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, toi animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for toi sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, jouer la comédie like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we walk back. Then. toi send over the girl... We leave and toi pick up the stuff. Entiende?" Luis Lopez insisted.

"Sure, montrer us the goods.

Gay Tony walks halfway forward, sets the diamonds down, and steps back before saying "Come back to me, honey".

"(calmly to Packie) Let her go" Niko replied, and Packie released Gracie and she walks slowly over to Tony and Luis and they leave quitely.

But suddenly, out of nowhere. Bulgarin drives over.

Bulgar: Niko Bellic, how is it that whenever something is stolen from me toi are not far away?

Niko: ... I have never stolen anything from you, Mr. Bulgarin.

Bulgar: These men, the big faggot and his Dominican bitch, they a volé, étole my diamonds. And toi have been trying to rob the thieves. To rob me. [translated] KILL THEM ALL!

Niko, Dash and Packie all run to nearby cover.

"Yo.. I don't care what toi did to that man, but we AIN'T leaving here without those diamonds!" Packie told Niko, as he pulled out his M1911 and return fired.

Niko also showed to have a M1911.

But Dash had an Browning BDA.

"I guess were shooting our way out than" Dash insisted, checking her ammo.

"Okay.. I think I know witch one of them has the ice, toi two over me, I'm moving for a closer look" Packie said, running down as Niko and Dash covered him.
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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay ou a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but toi might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider toi a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..


#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. toi really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him plus in films like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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