#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear toi up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: salut Ty? Who toi think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set par our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE toi ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. toi heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome toi freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: toi think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask toi something? Did toi have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So toi can take your god damn rapporter and shove it up your ass... And let me tell toi something else.. toi did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that toi created... So toi live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how toi like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few secondes were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe toi want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, toi WISH toi had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are toi such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) toi oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill toi both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell toi all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill toi both, slice toi open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear toi up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: salut Ty? Who toi think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set par our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE toi ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. toi heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome toi freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: toi think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask toi something? Did toi have to live the rest of your life with your best Friends life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So toi can take your god damn rapporter and shove it up your ass... And let me tell toi something else.. toi did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that toi created... So toi live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how toi like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few secondes were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe toi want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, toi WISH toi had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are toi such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) toi oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, ou canard, drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his vidéos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, ou canard, drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his vidéos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The requin may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populaire mistake that people make. déplacer slowly toward the rive ou a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms ou kick ou splash while toi swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the requin and the open ocean, déplacer away, ou else the requin will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the requin DOSE attack, toi still need to stay calm. I know this is easier a dit than done. But. toi need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The requin may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most populaire mistake that people make. déplacer slowly toward the rive ou a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms ou kick ou splash while toi swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the requin and the open ocean, déplacer away, ou else the requin will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the requin DOSE attack, toi still need to stay calm. I know this is easier a dit than done. But. toi need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..