cupcakes SPOOF:
Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?
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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the suivant time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: salut Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Rebelle
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do toi l’amour me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. toi are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying evil poney to a noose) toi know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) toi DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood balançoire, swing and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would toi marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did toi even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught par him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, toi got him.
Prisoner: ... salut princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at Luna) I never liked toi anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm par one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, suivant one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think toi should rejoindre me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: toi hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: toi ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) toi wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?
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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the suivant time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: salut Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Rebelle
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do toi l’amour me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. toi are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying evil poney to a noose) toi know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) toi DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood balançoire, swing and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would toi marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did toi even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught par him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, toi got him.
Prisoner: ... salut princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at Luna) I never liked toi anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm par one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, suivant one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think toi should rejoindre me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: toi hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: toi ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) toi wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
I know a dit this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing toi can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every jour assurance..
As I a dit before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown par his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing toi can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every jour assurance..
As I a dit before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown par his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a moustique bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before toi even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a moustique bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before toi even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
toi better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna coup de poing toi square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If toi don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
toi don't understand. toi don't understand because toi don't understand liberty. toi don't understand freedom. So toi put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! toi hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
toi tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him accueil par tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If toi have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
toi better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna coup de poing toi square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If toi don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
toi don't understand. toi don't understand because toi don't understand liberty. toi don't understand freedom. So toi put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! toi hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
toi tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him accueil par tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If toi have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!