DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:
Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.
Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!
Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful commentaires towards on going people for no reason?
Game montrer host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!
Derpy: Cause I don't get killed par the first boss.
Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed. Should of lessened to Saten. My own fault.
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. te know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my preferito character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten da zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Derpy: (holding gun) I"LL KILL YOU!
Unknown: (making Derpy think he killed her husband) Look, just put down the gun... toi wouldn't have the guts to kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in both legs)
Unknown: .... Okay, your shoot me, but won't kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in the head).
Derpy: Well, I guess I'll sit here an- (falls asleep before finishing).
(job interview)
Boss: So... toi want a job?
Derpy: I tell toi what I want... To sleep with your son!
Boss: ... Nobody's ever spoken to me like that.
Derpy: That's cause everybody is too distracted par the butt toi call a face.
Boss: ............ Your hired.
Derpy: (disappointed) Shit.
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cidre fort, applejack TWIST:
AJ: toi kidding.. He use to get drunk when ALREADY drunk... He even threw up on my tail.. Twice.
AJ: toi took my Saten! Where is he!
Gangster: I ain't telling toi shit!
AJ: Prehaps toi didn't hear me... (punches him in the face violently) WHERE IS HE!!
Saten: I'm gonna miss having cidre fort, applejack though
AJ: But I'm wait here
Saten: No.. I meant the drink.
AJ: What drink.
Saten: Applejack.
AJ: *annoyed* What!?
Saten: No. cidre fort, applejack is a type of alcohol.
AJ: Oh.. Right.. Silly me.
AJ: I told toi not to print that story! Now everybody thinks I'm a slut!
Flashwave: But toi ARE a slut!.. I'm just helping people to see it!
Pinkie: (there to comfort AJ) Shut up! No she's not!
Flashwave: (punches her) Stay outta this toi dumb rose bitch!
AJ: (angrily) HEY!!
Flashwave: (blows raspberry)
AJ: Apologize to her, NOW!!
Flashwave: I don't have to lesson to you.. Dumb slut!
AJ: I may be a slut but I know how to kill a man.. Painfully!
Flashwave: Yeah, sure thing, ugly whore.
AJ: (eye twitches) Can toi put your hoof on counter?
Flashwave: (Does so) Your not gonna try and find a way to have sex with it, are you, local slut?
AJ: (staves a couteau into his hoof, making it stuck on the counter)
Flashwave: (Groans in pain) toi goddamn bitch
Pinkie: (recording this) (this is hilarious).
Flashwave: toi fucking chienne (Tries to get the couteau out of his hoof)
AJ: (smashes his face against the counter breaking nose).
Flashwave: toi goddamn chienne (Keeps trying to get the couteau out of him)
AJ: (unaware Pinkie is recording this) Sorry toi have to see this Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh, come on. I'm enjoying this
AJ: Really?
Pinkie: Hey, that cupcakes fanfic wasn't ENTIRELY false
Flashwave: Pinkie is a slut as wel-
AJ: (LITERARY stabs him in the back)
Flashwave: (Screams in pain) toi goddamn bitch
Flashwave: (dead with multiple stab wounds)
AJ: (shocked of her own actions) Where the hell did that come from?
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Pinkie: Well, it happens
AJ: AJ: Well, ya know... Didn' your parents have that talk about the birds and the bees when toi were younger'?
Sword: Your actually pretty hot when I see toi properly. How come we never hooked up?
AJ: toi a dit you'd rather jump head first into an active volcano.
Sword: ... Oh.
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SATEN:
Saten: Well girl's we killed the bottle.
AJ: I had half a glass.
Pinkie: I didn't have any-
Saten: Okay! Don't judge me!
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a couteau stabbed into him) houx shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want toi to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because toi make her cry, (shows fist) I make toi cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our suivant guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But toi have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can toi please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE toi ALL!! (audience claps even MORE).
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DITTO:
una: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: toi hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: toi ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) toi wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
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MASTER SWORD:
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman toi know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) toi little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt toi just go HOME!? That is your HOME! toi too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN cul, ass BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) salut Red Head! I heard toi have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW toi GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) toi SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what pistolets are FOR!
Sword: If toi don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat toi to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person toi would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled par haut, retour au début men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: haut, retour au début men.
Sword: When toi get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
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Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.
Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!
Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful commentaires towards on going people for no reason?
Game montrer host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!
Derpy: Cause I don't get killed par the first boss.
Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed. Should of lessened to Saten. My own fault.
Derpy: (seeing zombies attack and realizes she needs to get Saten mad at the zombies, so he would kill them) Um. Saten. te know T dog from Walking Dead?
Saten: Yeah.. He's my preferito character.
Derpy: Well.. He died.
Saten: NOO!!
Derpy: Got eaten da zombies
Saten: (enraged) FUCK THOSE ZOMBIES (attacks)
Derpy: (holding gun) I"LL KILL YOU!
Unknown: (making Derpy think he killed her husband) Look, just put down the gun... toi wouldn't have the guts to kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in both legs)
Unknown: .... Okay, your shoot me, but won't kill m-
Derpy: (shoots him in the head).
Derpy: Well, I guess I'll sit here an- (falls asleep before finishing).
(job interview)
Boss: So... toi want a job?
Derpy: I tell toi what I want... To sleep with your son!
Boss: ... Nobody's ever spoken to me like that.
Derpy: That's cause everybody is too distracted par the butt toi call a face.
Boss: ............ Your hired.
Derpy: (disappointed) Shit.
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cidre fort, applejack TWIST:
AJ: toi kidding.. He use to get drunk when ALREADY drunk... He even threw up on my tail.. Twice.
AJ: toi took my Saten! Where is he!
Gangster: I ain't telling toi shit!
AJ: Prehaps toi didn't hear me... (punches him in the face violently) WHERE IS HE!!
Saten: I'm gonna miss having cidre fort, applejack though
AJ: But I'm wait here
Saten: No.. I meant the drink.
AJ: What drink.
Saten: Applejack.
AJ: *annoyed* What!?
Saten: No. cidre fort, applejack is a type of alcohol.
AJ: Oh.. Right.. Silly me.
AJ: I told toi not to print that story! Now everybody thinks I'm a slut!
Flashwave: But toi ARE a slut!.. I'm just helping people to see it!
Pinkie: (there to comfort AJ) Shut up! No she's not!
Flashwave: (punches her) Stay outta this toi dumb rose bitch!
AJ: (angrily) HEY!!
Flashwave: (blows raspberry)
AJ: Apologize to her, NOW!!
Flashwave: I don't have to lesson to you.. Dumb slut!
AJ: I may be a slut but I know how to kill a man.. Painfully!
Flashwave: Yeah, sure thing, ugly whore.
AJ: (eye twitches) Can toi put your hoof on counter?
Flashwave: (Does so) Your not gonna try and find a way to have sex with it, are you, local slut?
AJ: (staves a couteau into his hoof, making it stuck on the counter)
Flashwave: (Groans in pain) toi goddamn bitch
Pinkie: (recording this) (this is hilarious).
Flashwave: toi fucking chienne (Tries to get the couteau out of his hoof)
AJ: (smashes his face against the counter breaking nose).
Flashwave: toi goddamn chienne (Keeps trying to get the couteau out of him)
AJ: (unaware Pinkie is recording this) Sorry toi have to see this Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh, come on. I'm enjoying this
AJ: Really?
Pinkie: Hey, that cupcakes fanfic wasn't ENTIRELY false
Flashwave: Pinkie is a slut as wel-
AJ: (LITERARY stabs him in the back)
Flashwave: (Screams in pain) toi goddamn bitch
Flashwave: (dead with multiple stab wounds)
AJ: (shocked of her own actions) Where the hell did that come from?
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Pinkie: Well, it happens
AJ: AJ: Well, ya know... Didn' your parents have that talk about the birds and the bees when toi were younger'?
Sword: Your actually pretty hot when I see toi properly. How come we never hooked up?
AJ: toi a dit you'd rather jump head first into an active volcano.
Sword: ... Oh.
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SATEN:
Saten: Well girl's we killed the bottle.
AJ: I had half a glass.
Pinkie: I didn't have any-
Saten: Okay! Don't judge me!
AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter.
Pinkie: (after battle) Umm.. Saten.
Saten: (sees a couteau stabbed into him) houx shit, when did I get stabbed!?... That's fuckin AWESOME!!
Saten: (to AppleBloom's new boyfriend) Lesson here.. I want toi to remember, that little girl was always like a daughter to me. So I don't want any funny business. Because toi make her cry, (shows fist) I make toi cry!
(Doctor Phil spoof)
Phil McGraw: Okay.. So here's our suivant guest. Saten Twist.
Saten: Yeah. I've been a bit off lately.
Phil: Yes. I looked at your files.. And I must say.. There are 13 signs, to a psychopath.. But toi have 29 of them.
Saten: (offended) Well. That's not very nic-
Phil: How dose your wife handle it?
Saten: Can toi please leave AppleJack out of this.
Phil: Say? What's her number?
Saten: (gets up angrily) MotherFUCKER!
Phil: (nervous) ... Saten Twist everyone! (audience cheers)
Saten: I HATE toi ALL!! (audience claps even MORE).
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DITTO:
una: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: toi hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: toi ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) toi wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
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MASTER SWORD:
Derpy: It's not ALWAYS about the woman toi know.
Sword: huh.
Derpy: What?
Sword: Nothing. Just, rethinking my whole... Entire life
(sword playing golf on natural television)
Sword: Alright., ball. Time to go home.. (misses and starts yelling at the ball) toi little son of a (bleep). Why couldnt toi just go HOME!? That is your HOME! toi too good for your HOME!? ANSWER MEEEE!!!!
Sword: (throws the flag in anger) SUCK MY GREEN cul, ass BALL!! (the flag knocks over one of the camera man's)
Sword: (pacing and enraged) (bleep)ED WITH THE WRONG MOTHER(bleep)ER! (literary EVERY word is being bleeped out)
Sword: and that. Derpy.. Is how I got my wallet back from those crazy, insane aliens.
Sword: (first hearing of Saten's crush on AJ from Derpy having told him).. I see... Excuse me Derpy, I gotta make a phone call... (off view) salut Red Head! I heard toi have a crush on some cow girl!
Saten: (stupidly from other side of phone) WHO IS THIS!? HOW toi GETTING THIS INFOMATION!?
Derpy: Who are you!?
Pony: My name i- (gets shot dead)
Derpy: (angrily to Sword) toi SHOT HIM!
Sword: (holding gun) duaa. That's what pistolets are FOR!
Sword: If toi don't shut up! I'll rip off your fuckin legs and beat toi to death with them!!
Derpy: I can never help but imagine what kinda person toi would of became, if it weren't for me..
(vision)
Sword: (gang leader) Alright boys! Let's rob the bank! Give the money to the poor, then rob the poor AND SHOOT THE MONEY!! (he and the gang all cheer)
Derpy: What happened to the AlexMane guy?
Sword: He's being handled par haut, retour au début men.
Derpy: Who?
Sword: haut, retour au début men.
Sword: When toi get to hell! Tell em Master Sword sent ya!!
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THE END:
That's all of them..
Please commentaire
:)
#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude commentaires towards his enemies..
#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..
#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..
#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise cul, ass remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..
#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude commentaires towards his enemies..
#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..
#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..
#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise cul, ass remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..
#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..
Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal
Shortly after arc en ciel Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.
Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do toi know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want toi to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go par the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also an armory...
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#6: WITHOUT ME:
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#8: THE WAY I AM:
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