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I found this link. This will last toi days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave four was invented par mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolat bar he...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a aléatoire strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T toi SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do toi guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog nourriture is a beautiful thing to watch when toi are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when toi sleeeeeep.

13. Bye a dit Santa while eating Blitzen.
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there musique videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I l’amour them plus then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I l’amour these two they start out hating each other then become close Friends ou maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It should not be that difficult, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example.The name Coco-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the coca company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "Bite The Wax Tadpole" ou "Female Horse Stuffed With Wax," depending on the dialect. coca then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "Ko-Kou-Ko-Le," which can be...
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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy Friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m Friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first Kiss would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy toi meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give toi his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just par wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical chevaux with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod ou something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the nourriture sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the musique store whether toi can get a CD that toi know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect.
Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:
If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.
2 : If toi overtake the last...
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posted by karpach_14
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife fleurs for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, toi haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. toi order what toi want, then when toi see what the other fellow has, toi wish toi had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells toi a joke and toi say "LOL".

3. toi watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. toi have called out someone's screen name while making l’amour to your significant other.

5. toi keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. toi have to get a 2d phone line just so toi can call pizza Hut.

9. toi go into labour and toi stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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Here is alot of aléatoire things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the supermarché go up to a aléatoire stranger and whisper "I will come for toi in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand suivant to a person who is taller then toi and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local supermarché and grab a large fruit (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a aléatoire person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around chant "Im walking in the air!"

5.The suivant time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Life is hard to summarize, but there's so many different aspects of life that range in quality. There's so much bad and good in this world. Things can often get difficult, confusing, stressful and hard. However, there are people out there that make things feel easier, clearer, sweeter and nicer. There are people that make the bad days easier and the good days even better.

Who are these people that I'm referring to? I'm referring to my Friends here on Fanpop. As toi probably know, there's a lot of negativity online. There's a lot of people that do and say some pretty offensive stuff. Because...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A train is seen heading for Appleloosa. On the train is Applejack, Big Mac, and Applebloom. They're going to visit Braeburn.

Theme song link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Based off of a roleplay in fanpop.

Applejack's Double Life

Starring in alphabetical order

Applebloom
Applejack
Big Macintosh
Braeburn
Colgate
Dexter
Erica
Flam
Flim
Karl
Kyle
Pinkie Pie
Rarity

Towns used for fanfiction

Appleloosa
Ponyville
St. Foalis

Based off the Youtube video created par TwodeePony

And now to begin the story

The...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Well here comes the briefest article of In-Indie I will probably ever write simply because of the game being very simplistic. Have toi ever wanted to play indie games on your phone? Me neither and continuing to purge playing games on mobile from my general area, I decided to play this mobile classic once it came to Switch. And today, we will be talking about Reigns.



Reigns starts out in the an 1000. toi are a king who is destined for great things, only though toi come from a cursed lineage, a curse that will continue for a thousand years. During those thousand years, toi are tasked with...
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posted by GDragon612
I can`t no plus breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my cœur, coeur is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

toi told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let toi gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
s’embrasser toi my Angel boy
don`t fly away


written par swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving toi forever and don`t forget toi
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
"How to Google something"

You already are, dumbass.

"Best Halloween costume ever made from bière cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat ou human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do Lost socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better question would be why do toi care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some questions...
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posted by Dr6112002
~ being able to affirm others for who they are and not for what they can do ou what they can give.
~ being able to l’amour simply, so that others may simply live.
~ not excluding but including, for the good of all.
~ calling forth the other to see his/her mistakes.
~ being of service to others.
~ the art of giving.
~ not really blind. toi need eyes to see the other as other, to see the goodness and value of another person. Antoine de Saint-Exupery said, "It is only with the cœur, coeur that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~ not possessive ou dominating. l’amour says "I want you...
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Rachel's POV:

I was on haut, retour au début of him and we were very close.

I wanted to Kiss him. I guess he also wanted to. I could tell that because he was staring at my rose lips.

I wanted to get out of his grip on my waist.

Hey, he is my TUTOR. I should not do that.

Control.

Your.

Feelings.

Rachel!

That was constantly running in my mind.

But he was coming closer. I mean, yeah, I want to Kiss him but something is stopping me.

We were interrupted par his phone blasting some music. I mean his ringtone.

Why does that stupid 'thing' have to ruin the moment?

C'mon, that hottest guy wanted to Kiss the nerdy one.

That happens...
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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if toi could hear my cœur, coeur in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when toi wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as toi fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
ou maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I l’amour you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.