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salut everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes toi all know that sing All About basse, bass we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About basse, bass spoof ou parody article will get to decide what our suivant article should be about and we will make a fan club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and toi can't use your article to diss ou make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to rapporter toi than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our articles

But feel free to share...
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l’amour WILL REMEMBER
[Voicemail]
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell toi that
I l’amour toi so so so so much,
Just wanted to let toi know that toi are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the l’amour in the world,
You are the l’amour of my life.

Now's all we got,
And time can't be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

[Verse 1]
You a dit toi loved me,
I a dit I loved toi back,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

All your promises,
And all them plans we had,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

Boom gone,
Yeah we déplacer on
Even...
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posted by ssook78
orange kitten: mommy kitty im hungry
grey kitten: yeah mommy we are very very hungry
*all the kitten meows*
me: *feeds*
orange kitten: mommy can toi dance *does the salsa with grey kitten*
me: O_O
1 jour later........
my mom: LALALALALALALALLA
kittens: o_o
me: :D
my friend >_<
my dad: *dancing like a maniac hobo*
some aléatoire dude: SHUT THE FUCK beeeep
me: WELLL toi ARE WEIRD
some aléatoire dude: SAAAAANNNN
me: da fuck?
kitten: meow meow meow meow moew
me: ASIFJAIOJASIOJSG
2 days later.......
me: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
elmo: hi im elmo
me: AHHH HOLY SHIT!! *shoots elmo*
elmo: AHHHHH!!!
me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
one heure later....
me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
kitten: MEOW!!
and thats what i do when im bored okay bye!
posted by DramaQueen1020
liste of things I love, and liste of things I hate.
If anyone agrees toi can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute chats in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen...
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titre says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a liste at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny haut, retour au début 15 in this club. Why haut, retour au début 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to this and stay tuned to me if toi don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a douche and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^

(Yeah I was kind of lazy écriture this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much plus on my list!)
posted by BlondLionEzel
Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica animé series.

Director: Micheal baie

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" par Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 minutes

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton liste as Mami Tomoe...
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posted by Heroine999
It hurts.It hurts.
My body.My mind.
All taken over par pain.
Refusing for me to gain.


Evil cutting me down.
Good not raising me up.
It's like being damned.
Almost like being jammed.


I'm lame.
I'm weak.
I'm taken over par hell.
My future is unable to tell.

What am I doing?
Why am I lame?
I not weak!
jouer la comédie like my future is so bleak!


I coup de poing evil in the face!
I mustn't let evil force cut me down!
Good is raising me up!
Evil smaller than a damn cup!


I'm forever strong!
Forever long!
I'm bold!
And I'm forever cold.
posted by kicksomebut23
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega ou Sonic the hedgehog fans who l’amour Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did toi read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went accueil and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
posted by BlondLionEzel
I usually like to make my characters after these tropes:

#1: The Hero

The hero (Applies to males and females) is a strong, determined, and just. He defeats his enemies but is willing to montrer weakness. He fights to defend others, and puts others before himself. It's always the Heroes job to protect the weak.

#2: The Princess

The princess (Applies to females mostly) is a kind, gentle, and fair soul. She likes the Hero and despises the Villain. She usually like cute things, but toi can change this if toi like.

#3: The Villain

The villain likes to cause harm to others. He usually can be found making...
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posted by Kswifty13
can some people come rejoindre some of my clubs they will be fun if people rejoindre them and make things on them it will make me happy has everything✌(◕‿-)✌
they are this so if toi can think about it i will make toi so happy and post some commentaires on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
1.taylor rapide, swift fandom(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if toi want toi can ask me anything if toi need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
(✿ ♥‿♥)
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING toi WANT
posted by nmdis
SLOW DOWN

Now that I have captured your attention
I want to steal toi for a rhythm intervention
Mr. T, toi say I'm ready for inspection
Show me how toi make a first impression

Oh, oh
Can we take it nice and slow, slow
Break it down and drop it low, low
Cause I just wanna party all night in the neon lights 'til toi can't let me go

I just wanna feel your body right suivant to mine
All night long
Baby, slow down the song
And when it's coming closer to the end hit rewind
All night long
Baby, slow down the song

If toi want me I'm accepting applications
So long as we keep this record on rotation
You know I'm good...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. toi can stuff a oreiller with the rat fourrure on the canapé alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. toi don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No musique to play so I sing toi my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
toi still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give toi my heart
I'm gonna give toi my cœur, coeur
posted by nmdis
"My Dilemma"
You make me so upset sometimes
I feel like I could lose my mind...
The conversation goes nowhere
Because you're never gonna take me there...

And I know, what I know
And I know you're no good for me
Yeah I know, what I know
And I know it's not meant to be

Here's my dilemma
One half of me wants ya
And the other half wants to forget
My-my-my dilemma
From the moment I met ya
I just can't get toi out of my head

And I tell myself to run from you
But I find myself attracted to my dilemma,
My dilemma, it's you, it's you
Your eyes have told a thousand lies
But I believe them when they look in mine...
I heard...
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 Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and toi don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask toi a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what toi a dit right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. toi should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were toi talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...
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I found this link. This will last toi days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave four was invented par mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolat bar he...
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I found this link. This will last toi days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave four was invented par mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the chocolat bar he...
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This article was written par fanpop guest contributor Stacee R.

Being rescued par a superhero is every girl’s ultimate fantasy. Admit it! Whether ou not you’re a damsel in distress, the thought of having a hunky hero sweep toi off your feet will make girl blush. All relationships really are about finding that special someone who’s a “superhero” in your eyes. However, what if dating a real superhero was an option? Who would toi pick? Who would be the best boyfriend? Here’s a countdown to the haut, retour au début Five Best Superhero Boyfriends and why they are so super!

5. Aquaman

Coming in at number five...
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posted by surbhi-sm10
A true quote:

If silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get so hurt when people don't talk to us??

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One of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that....

"we always believe there is plus time in tomorrow then today"

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We work for making better tomorrow

But when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

Thts life

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When we were small we laughed less

But there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh plus to hide the unspoken sadness

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posted by InvaderStickly
1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie poupées and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a aléatoire patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...
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